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[Shocked "Claymates" learn that Clay Aiken...is...wait for it...gay!"]

This is an extremely upsetting time for me, so this will be my last post on this board, or any other Clay board... because the music and a part of me died yesterday.

I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights.

Today, if you say homosexual behavior is wrong, some people will label you homophobic, or say that you are judgmental. So be it, I know Who has the last word on this, and that word won't change with the times.

NClayolina, The Clayboard 74 Comments [9/27/2008 11:45:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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I know Who has the last word on this, and that word won't change with the times.

You're for stoning of adulterers, then?

9/27/2008 11:46:06 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Listen to that voice and know it's tasted semen.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


9/27/2008 11:47:16 PM

Mike

This one sounds like a repeat... maybe.

9/27/2008 11:49:19 PM

Agozyen

Lady, if you honestly believed he was straight (and were also dumb enough to buy his schmaltzy shit records), then you deserve to be lied to.

9/27/2008 11:49:36 PM

X-Acto Dyke

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

that's funny! :D

9/27/2008 11:54:21 PM

The L

REPOST

Also, we should all enjoy more "unholy" nights... ;3

9/27/2008 11:56:42 PM

The Lazy One

I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights.

I'm sorry, but that one line had me laughing like a loon. I think that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

9/27/2008 11:58:18 PM

Mortok

I'm guessing Clay Aiken is some sort of Christian pop star?

And you're only just now figuring out that he's gay?

9/28/2008 12:01:56 AM

Quantum Mechanic

The day the music died.

Bye bye miss American pie ...

9/28/2008 12:03:13 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

...and the last horse crosses the finish line.

9/28/2008 12:04:16 AM

RavenWood

I LOL'd. A lot!

9/28/2008 12:09:29 AM

Alena

Wait, there are people who are shocked about this?

9/28/2008 12:10:22 AM

POSW

How many years has he been out of the closet now?

Dumb fundie.

9/28/2008 12:10:47 AM

atrasicarius

Just figured that out, huh?

9/28/2008 12:10:50 AM

LadyJafaria

Mortok, he wasn't a Christian pop star in the sense of creating explicitly Christian music, but it seems as if large amounts of his following were fundies. He won American Idol and, regardless of the fact that he had the gay and it was terribly obvious even before he told us, got a 'wholesome' image and attracted more silly conservative women than you'd expect. Not that I watch American Idol or anything, I get all my entertainment news filtered through snark communities, but yeah, the intersection of rabid Christianity and rabid fandom produces quite interesting things.

9/28/2008 12:19:50 AM

freako104

I don't know who he is and I don't care. He is who he is. Well if you are saying it is wrong, then why not take the label? And he desired unholy nights? How would you know? Shit I am straight, you could say the same about me since I don't want marriage you fucking cunt. And the Bible has changed over the years. One last thing: Rob Halford is gay and he is one of the best musicians out there. To say you don't like a singer because their orientation is rather limiting yourself to the arts and your loss.

9/28/2008 12:22:44 AM

Agozyen

He didn't even win American Idol.

But it doesn't matter, because there have only been two winners to have actual careers in the 7 year run of the show.

9/28/2008 12:25:43 AM



because the music and a part of me died yesterday.

I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights.


Hahahahahahahahahaha!

You *really* had no idea?

9/28/2008 12:29:19 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Clay Aiken is gay!!!? The prophecy has been fulfilled...

Also: " I will never be able to listen to him sing, "O Holy Night," knowing he desires unholy nights." = Hilarious.

9/28/2008 12:35:28 AM

Ken1971

The fact that fundy fans of Clay Aiken are shocked by his "revelation" is further proof of their inability to recognize truth and reality when they see it.

I wouldn't know a Clay Aiken song if it was sitting on my face- all my knowledge about the man is secondhand- but I'm glad he feels comfortable with himself to be honest with himself.


9/28/2008 12:38:33 AM

Jesus Klingon

Last week, Elton John Clay Aiken collapsed at a party, and had to have his stomach pumped. They extracted more than a gallon of semen, I swear to God it's true.

9/28/2008 12:39:26 AM

Adude

........... You didn't notice until NOW?

(I liked the 'unholy night' thing, though.)

9/28/2008 12:53:01 AM

Laura

It's not exactly surprising to me that Clay Aiken is gay. It IS pretty shocking to find out that he actually has FANS, though.

9/28/2008 1:03:15 AM

Old Viking

That "O Holy Night" line is pure gold.

9/28/2008 1:17:22 AM

MPW

"Today, if you say homosexual behavior is wrong, some people will label you homophobic"

Gasp! NO!!!

9/28/2008 1:23:05 AM
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