[Topic: Voting for Obama is like...]

....stuffing yourself with haggis
....pounding an awl into your skull for eternity
....listening to Slim Whittman albums over and over and over again and again
....removing your finger and toe nails with bamboo and repeating the process as they grow back
....not staying at a Holiday Inn Express the night before doing brain surgery
....believing that Queen Victoria was the most gorgeous woman on Earth ever!
....still not being able to tell the difference between Jimmy and Amy Carter
....anything to do with Michael Jackson
....seeing your name on a tombstone with your date of death already on it

.....buying a one way ticket to hell