If liberals didn't have their propaganda machines running our schools, this turmoil would not exist. These schools hand out condoms and preach Obama. The wiccan kids, homosexual kids, radicallly liberal political kids are allowed to do whatever they want, while teachers preach the theory of evolution as FACT, and the conservative kids are always being held captive in straight jackets.
Of course the kids get fed up and act out! The brave ones do, some of the timid ones get broken of spirit. You bet the parents have had enough and are frustrated and trying to even things up a little. This isn't supposed to be Communist China, right? Why are only Socialist politics allowed?
I've been in these conflicts as the parent of a conservative teen in a public HS just trying to carry a Bible (and being intimidated by witches in trench coats following closely and chanting spells (school authorities concluded my child was wrong for having the Word) so I think our attempts at fair-mindedness are silly in this context. They are attacking our kids!
We think school is about education, but they are indoctrinating the kids of this nation, and trying to force everyone into pagan worship.
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"The wiccan kids, homosexual kids, radicallly liberal political kids are allowed to do whatever they want, while teachers preach the theory of evolution as FACT, and the conservative kids are always being held captive in straight jackets."
Interpretation: "The real world is infringing on my delusion! Non-Christians have rights in the real world and our kids are being persecuted by not being able to repress them!"
weren't this bunch sometime ago bad mouthing that boy who recorded his teacher preaching in class? And when he refused to take the Oath, and other pinko-liberal things. I think they mentioned expulsion, and how he was an unfit American.
Nice to see hypocricy alive and well on RR
the conservative kids are always being held captive in straight jackets ...
[CITATION DESPERATELY NEEDED], and I don't mean from Weekly World News, WorldNet Daily or the Fox Noise Network. Support what you say, or STFU.
Wow. Delusions of persecution.
The wiccan kids, homosexual kids, radicallly liberal political kids are allowed to do whatever they want,
You mean, they're allowed to be themselves and believe what they want? Oh yes, that's so...horrible.
while teachers preach the theory of evolution as FACT, and the conservative kids are always being held captive in straight jackets.
Of course the kids get fed up and act out! The brave ones do, some of the timid ones get broken of spirit. You bet the parents have had enough and are frustrated and trying to even things up a little. This isn't supposed to be Communist China, right? Why are only Socialist politics allowed?
I've been in these conflicts as the parent of a conservative teen in a public HS just trying to carry a Bible (and being intimidated by witches in trench coats following closely and chanting spells (school authorities concluded my child was wrong for having the Word) so I think our attempts at fair-mindedness are silly in this context. They are attacking our kids!
We think school is about education, but they are indoctrinating the kids of this nation, and trying to force everyone into pagan worship.
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I've been in these conflicts as the parent of a conservative teen in a public HS just trying to carry a Bible (and being intimidated by witches in trench coats following closely and chanting spells (school authorities concluded my child was wrong for having the Word) so I think our attempts at fair-mindedness are silly in this context. They are attacking our kids!
Seeing as magic spells are bullshit, those kids chanting spells at your child are likely just teasing him. I seriously doubt they're physically attacking him, although if he feels threatened you might have a case for psychological bullying.
Good luck with that.
I have two kids in school and you are full of shit. Fundies always invent these wonderful stories about persecution of Christians in schools and never, ever tell the name of the school, the city, or the state. Why? Because they are lying out their ass to further their religio-political agenda!! I wouldn't worry about the non-Biblical fantasy "rapture" if I were an RR poster, I would worry about explaining to God how everyone at RR was violating the 9th commandment by lying for political purposes and putting their political views in his mouth(violating the 1st commandment) for their right-wing political and social propaganda.
Actually, the radically liberal anarch kids get it just as bad as the radically neo con kids.
The rest is BS and hyperbole.
His kid may have been preaching and that wet down, no way for just carrying it.
It's also the fathers fault bevause he probably raised him by saying "those people are scared of the Bible, They'll cower and cringe when the word is with you"
I live in Utah. Half the kids in all my classes had their Bibles and their Book of Mormon with them, every day because they took seminary. Nobody had a problem with it, because they were the majority.
What fucked up high school did you go to?
I don't remember any pagan worship or Wiccan Circles in High School. Plus, witches generally don't stalk people, or "chant spells" at them. I'm betting the kid in question wasn't just carrying a Bible, but actively harassing fellow students, specifically the ones who looked like "witches", or just dressed differently. Also, they were probably just fucking with his head.
I can soooo smell bullshit - the image of kids dressed on trench-coats and chanting spells as they follow the kid with the bible around the school - what an utter crock of shit. I'd suggest that any kid dumb enough to carry a bible around school deserves to be harassed, but I don't believe for one minute that it's actually happening.
The wiccan kids, homosexual kids, radicallly liberal political kids are allowed to do whatever they want ... and the conservative kids are always being held captive in straight jackets.
Yeah. The conservative kids aren't allowed to force the radically liberal political kids to pray, they can't beat them up, the can't burn crosses on their lawns, they can't force them to read the Ten Commandments, they can't make them learn about how God created the universe in six days and a talking snake tricked Eve into eating God's magic fruit - sheesh, what's this country coming to when us bigots are no longer allowed to piss on people we disagree with? We're being discriminated against!
"I've been in these conflicts as the parent of a conservative teen in a public HS just trying to carry a Bible (and being intimidated by witches in trench coats following closely and chanting spells (school authorities concluded my child was wrong for having the Word)"
If the events happened as you just described them, hire a lawyer and sue the pants off the school authorities.
I suspect, however, that the events didn't happen as you just described them.
If what this person says is true, that their kids are not allowed to take their bible to school, then that is a bit of a limitation that shouldn't be there.
But somehow I doubt that it is true.
and the conservative kids are always being held captive in straight jackets.
Hmm, it would be an improvement, with a ball gag, of course.
I've been in these conflicts as the parent of a conservative teen in a public HS just trying to carry a Bible (and being intimidated by witches in trench coats following closely and chanting spells.
"Curses!" cried Esmerelda the Hideous, Queen Witch of Hot Topic, clearly enraged at the holy presence the young boy gave off.
Seriously, this Kyrie Eleison is nuts if she thinks that witches exist, that spells work, and that a few of them have nothing better to do than lurk around schools in trench-coats waiting for some bible-bashing outcast of a kid to follow around to practice their incantations and binding spells upon.
Oh wait, it's Rapture Ready.
They do believe that.
1. You forget those Hindu Pagan kids. Wiccan kids are new school and weak sauce. Come back when your religion's oldest books are history books. Also Condoms have a 95% success rate. While abstinence has a 100% success rate when used, it is about as useful in a sex situation as a glass hammer. Also we use wire handcuffs, not straightjackets.
2. Communist China is anything but communist or socialist. It is a freemarket Friedmanesque dictatorship. They DO NOT follow the teachings of Marx. Socialist = France. Communist = the State of Kerala or perhaps Venezuela. You know places where poor people get shit. Communism =/= Oppression. Similarily Freedom =/= Torturing Innocent people... Its just that people do horrible things in the name of something.
3. Please, Wiccans are the LEAST terrifying of all the religious groups.
@FMG --
I think I'd call France under Sarkozy "Social-Democratic" (if that) rather than Socialist. Even the Scandinavian states tend to be a bit more restricted-capitalist rather than purely Socialist -- Venezuela's a bit closer, though with a somewhat more self-important president than could be hoped for (if still less so than the U.S. media insists).
By all means, get your fundagelical friends together and form a walled community away from the "secularists" and "liberals" and refuse to interact with us.
Sure hope you know how to make your own electricity and you have decent access to food and water, because we would really rather not have to deal with you AT ALL.
"We think school is about education, but they are indoctrinating the kids of this nation, and trying to force everyone into pagan worship."
I am going to humor this one.
Um, pot... kettle?
Yea, look at the brilliant state of the economy your "non-socialist" politics have brought.
Also,
FREE MEDICAL CARE! THE HORROR, THE HORROR!
Liberal does not equal socialist. Idiot!
@ Professor M "I think I'd call France under Sarkozy 'Social-Democratic'." Sarkozy is rather a conservative-liberal. At least from European viewpoint.
Why were the parent of a teenager carrying a bible? Oh, you are the parent. Why were you carrying a bible? And if you claim the right to express your beliefs, then others must have the right to express their beliefs.
The liberals have been in power for less than a year, and they have allready "corrupted" the whole school system? They must be sooo much more efficent than the conservatives who held power for eight years in a row.
Here's a question for you: why can't your brat simply put his bible in his bookbag and go quietly about his business? Why does he have to stand in the hall brandishing it like a weapon and praying at the top of his lungs? He was trying something like that when this "spellcasting" by the Trench Coat Mafia started, amirite?
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