[A thread about preparing for the Rapture]
FWIW-our next door neighbors are Hindus whom we have tried witnessing Christ to.
Hopefully-assuming we're gone by the time this national emergency crisis hits, we'll have some 2 week supply of food/water AND alot of bible material laying out around our house for them then.
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"FWIW-our next door neighbors are Hindus whom we have tried witnessing Christ to."
I'm sure they appreciate that greatly. I'm equally sure you're almost never invited back anywhere.
"Hopefully-assuming we're gone by the time this national emergency crisis hits, we'll have some 2 week supply of food/water AND alot of bible material laying out around our house for them then."
It's not going to happen you delusional twit.
"..alot of bible material laying out around our house for them.."
So, they won't want for toilet paper.
@Grigadil
Considering the source, I'm not convinced they're even Hindus. Could be just as easy as dark skin + nice, so they can't be eeeeeevil Muslims = HINDU!
That said, it could be a note of cynicism creeping through...I read this site too much, I think... -_-
This person sounds generally concerned, which is a nice change from all the hateful posts.
It's just such a shame that they haven't been introduced to Vishnu. I hope they can be saved eventually!
"FWIW-our next door neighbors are Hindus whom we have tried witnessing Christ to. "
I'm sure they're extatic you respect their choice of religion in a free country
"Hopefully-assuming we're gone by the time this national emergency crisis hits, we'll have some 2 week supply of food/water AND alot of bible material laying out around our house for them then."
Unless you kill yourselves before then, no, you won't be gone...and i'm sure they'll think "good, they left some food and water and BIBLES GOODY, now I can convert"
It is nice of them to leave food and water for them, just in case.
Meanwhile, they are thinking "These people are going to be reincarnated as monkeys"
"AND a lot of bible material laying out around our house for them then."
Fair enough, at least they'll have a handy supply of fire-lighters and toilet paper.
*spoken in english with hindu accent*
"Where did our neighbors go..looky here... they left 2 weeks of food and water and were even kind enough to leave us alot of fuel for fire...how thoughtful of them."
Preparing for the Rapture is like preparing for the lottery...only the odds are worse.
Someone wins the lottery most weeks. As far as I know only Elijah has been physically lifted up to heaven so far ;-)
When you're cowering before Brahman, you will regret the way you chose to live
Actually considering the nature of the Hindu Brahman (or Ishwar) it probably does not care how you live as it is a very non interferance non judgemental god. Karma judges you for your Dharma (your personal law) and the effect your actions have on the people around you and the "reasoning" for your actions. Even the Brahman is subject to the laws of Karma and Dharma.
Did you know that the life of Krishna is identical to JC - but a few thousand years earlier.
Actually, if I did believe in a God I would prefer Krishna. His habit of bedding scores of foxy ladies, snazzy dress sense and the ability to kick ass kind of beat Jesus. And hell the entire point of Krishna was that he actually went and told people that "you don't have to believe in me to be good".
"BornAgain123", in case you are one of those weirdos who quit their job in expectation of the rapture this weekend, it might be you who will be glad to find a 2 week food supply and a lot of bible material in your house.
To feed you and providing heat for you while you look for a new job on May 22.
@Moonara73
'..alot of bible material laying out around our house for them..
"So, they won't want for toilet paper."
And I speak from experience. Hey, it's not my fault, if those who print Bibles choose to use a grade of paper that's sooooo absorbent, Ruptured Retards!
>:D
@anonymous
"And a nice television."
I'll have their Blu-Ray player. It's such a shame to see a nice piece of tech like that go to waste.
@Quantum Mechanic
"It's May 18, 2011 moron."
And come one second after midnight on 21st May 2011, BornAgain123 will have to change his/her screename to DisappointedAgain666
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment
Remember Campers - just three days and counting. Tick... Tick... Tick...!
>:D
"Dad! The crazy people from next door are coming up the walkway...again!"
"Oh for the love of...just tell them its a Hindu holiday today, dear. That'll get rid of them. It always does."
Confused?
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