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Non-Christian scientists have discovered that every single piece of skeletal evidence for the different stages of man are either fake or incorrect, human footprints have been found right next to and even beneath dinosaur footprints, and the direction of the planets' spin in orbit contradicts the traditional big bang theory. I think secular scientists have done enough to disprove evolution on their own. Thats just the tip of the iceberg!

[She then lists Hovind as her source]

Steeldove, Yahoo Answers 49 Comments [9/28/2008 3:36:55 AM]
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Jay-Sus

The stupid burns me.

9/28/2008 3:42:03 AM

LOLWUT

...the goggles do nothing!

9/28/2008 3:45:18 AM

Booley

It's the "pile on enough shit they wont' be able to refute it all" tactic.



9/28/2008 3:46:47 AM

anonymous_troy

When Hovind says "non-secular scientists disproved evolution" it really means, "I made this shit up"

9/28/2008 3:47:25 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

lol tax evaders.

9/28/2008 3:54:19 AM

RavenWood

:headdesk:

:reaches for cluebat:

9/28/2008 4:16:33 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

Don't make shit up that can be disproved in 20 seconds by anyone with an internet connection.

9/28/2008 4:20:23 AM

Mortok

It's good that you support Hovind. You should send him a letter in prison tell him so.

9/28/2008 4:20:35 AM

Kytshar

Doesn't your Bible order you not to lie?

9/28/2008 4:21:24 AM

Allegory for Jesus

[She then lists Hovind as her source]

l33t winzorzz!!!

That is a very special kind of fail.

9/28/2008 4:23:46 AM

Horsefeathers

"Non-Christian scientists have discovered that every single piece of skeletal evidence for the different stages of man are either fake or incorrect,"

Name the scientists.

"human footprints have been found right next to and even beneath dinosaur footprints,"

Name the location.

"and the direction of the planets' spin in orbit contradicts the traditional big bang theory."

The Big Bang theory says precisely fuck all about the direction a planet should spin.

"I think secular scientists have done enough to disprove evolution on their own."

Really? Where?

9/28/2008 4:42:22 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

Was that the picture where it looked like the dinosaur was stepping on the person's heel while the person was stepping on the dinosaur's toes?

9/28/2008 4:54:57 AM

Pete

Let's make a conga-line: Bullshit bullshit bullshit, bullshit bullshit bullshit...

9/28/2008 5:16:06 AM

M.M.

Non-Christian scientists have discovered that every single piece of skeletal evidence for the different stages of man are either fake or incorrect

No they haven't. Fail.

9/28/2008 5:24:10 AM

Alena

*facepalm*

I don't know how people can believe shit like this. I really, really don't.

9/28/2008 6:20:03 AM

Grigadil

You call your compost heap an iceberg. Cute.

9/28/2008 6:30:34 AM

Eden

Double fail, as Hovind is neither non-christian nor a scientist :D
(needless to mention that everything else she writes is bullshit as well ;) )

9/28/2008 6:58:13 AM

Boom de yada!

My faith in humanity, where is it?

9/28/2008 7:41:24 AM

Xotan

Just keep thinking that way Steeldove. Then men in white coats are on their way.

9/28/2008 9:02:49 AM

aaa

Hovind as a source? Who do you think you are fooling?

9/28/2008 9:13:17 AM

Nowonmai

Steeldove, quoting the writing of a known charlatan as your source is beyond stupid.

9/28/2008 9:16:02 AM

solomongrundy

Er no, that's all complete bollocks.

9/28/2008 10:00:45 AM

Hakar

Scientists spend a lot of time trying to disprove each others theories actually. And if a big one is disproved we tend to hear about it.

9/28/2008 10:56:45 AM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

Sarah, is that you???

9/28/2008 11:21:20 AM



I was about to refute his "dino footprints" claim, but then he stunned me with two SuperDumbFundie attacks, and I could do nothing:(.

9/28/2008 11:41:01 AM
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