[About Wiccan who stabbed herself in the foot with a sword during a good luck ceramony.]
she disparately needs a relationship with Jesus,the true living God that created the earth that the wiccans foolishly worship.it is far better to worship the creator who is worthy of all the worship and praise rather than the creation itself.
41 comments
If this is true then seeing a psychiatrist would be the thing for her to do, seriously.
But on the other hand this could just be another lie for Jesus.
Well, provide her with some form of proof that your belief is more valid than hers and she'd be likely to listen, but I warn you, the bible won't carry much (if any) weight with her and most likely your arguments aren't anything she hasn't heard a bazillion times before.
In short, stick to your religion, let her stick to hers.
Wiccans don't worship the earth. The worship is more toward a horned god and a goddess.
The formation of Earth was pretty damn awesome and since I'm more familiar with that then any hand a god/goddess played in its formation... I'll continue being awed by the planet thank you.
Well, just read the article and she accidentally stabbed herself, but how can a Christian criticize her beliefs when they worship a guy who willingly gave himself up as a blood sacrifice and then ritually eat his body and drink his blood.
"she disparately needs a relationship with Jesus"
No, she needs to learn to be more careful with her sword.
I feel these people think Christianity is this "secret tip", like noone's ever heard anything 'bout the bible. It's one of the most fucking printed books ever, of COURSE we've heard of it, I also know plot points to Harry Potter and I've never read it.
Same with the bible, I know the important plot points and nope, the wiccans are at LEAST just as informed about the supernatural as the christians if not more, because they seem to understand basic principles of natures.
"it is far better to worship the creator".
No, it's far better to get some dignity and not worship anything.
we revere the Earth not worship it moe-ron. Mother Nature is a sustaining force that keeps us alive and gives us joy but many of you are hell bent on bitch slapping Her by not trying to clean Her up(100 years from now your ilk will still be yammering about imminent Rapture). All the Wiccans/Pagans I know can spell 'disparately' properly. Yeah...yeah...I've heard it before: "I don't need to spell properly because God doesn't care about that." ftr, I'm also Saved. Saved by the Goddess. And welcome to fstdt. We know you guys lurk.
God: Did you enjoy all the stuff I made for you down on Earth? The sunsets, the mountains, the tropical islands? All the microbreweries? KFC's "secret herbs and spices?" The Harley Davidsons? Man, THEY were cool, weren't they? A stroke of genius if I do say so myself.
Fundie: No, Lord, I resisted every temptation toward pleasure and kept my mind on You every waking moment, like You wanted us to.
God: Like I wanted??? Not!!! So you didn't bother to check out anything of what I made for you to make you happy. Ingrate! (boots fundie's ass out of Heaven, and the wailing trails off into the distance.)
Well, I guess this shows why she needed the good luck!
All joking aside, this was a horrible accident that could have happened to anyone holding a bladed weapon. Witches don't stab people--bladed weapons stab people!
For the record, if you asked a Wiccan who they worshipped, they'd say no one. They'd say they BELIEVE in a God and a Goddess, some even believe in more tan two dieties.
If I remember this story correctly she was rather drunk at the time, and seeing as Jesus turned water into wine, I think he would be the last person she would need a closer relationship with.
(Although she will probably have one with the oh-god of hangovers the next day, for all you Pratchett fans who bother to read this far =P)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.