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Quote# 48687

To: school board

Wicca should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Tom Welps, Petition Online 53 Comments [10/6/2008 11:11:17 AM]
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Submitted By: J Arcenas
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#709444
muters

Yeah, good luck with that.

10/6/2008 11:23:15 AM
#709446
szena

These people believe every outrageous story they hear about their enemies. I'm sure that's why their leaders have no qualms about making up those lies.

10/6/2008 11:26:53 AM
#709448


Alternatively

“To: school board

Christians should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of prayers and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this ignorance worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned”

I guaranty that they would complain about how persecuted they are.

Oh and because it seems to need constant repetition Wicca is not Satanism, he is your devil if anyone worships him it's you.

10/6/2008 11:29:40 AM
#709449
Grigori Yefimovich

Assuming Tom Welps hasn't started his petition as a joke, he's not going to enjoy reading the comments. They're taking him apart over there!

Edit: See signature 80. May or may not be true. Sod him anyway.

10/6/2008 11:34:58 AM
#709450
Ozzie

"With all it's lies and misconceptions . . ."

Sorry but I think you are the ones spreading lies and misconceptions. Here's some corrections:

1) Wiccans don't worship the devil/satan
2) Obama is NOT a Muslim
3) You do not choose to be gay.

I do agree though, that there should be NO religion of any kind in school. Everyone is free to worship who or what they want, or nothing at all, but it should be done on their on time, not in school.

10/6/2008 11:35:53 AM
#709454
Amanda

Find out what Wicca is and then maybe you can make an argument against it. Nobody is going to pay attention if you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.

10/6/2008 11:52:16 AM
#709456
Jesus Klingon

Yeah, because we know how much change in the world those "petitions" have brought us.

10/6/2008 11:58:16 AM
#709457
Mortok

If you don't want Wicca in schools, Christianity can't be either.

10/6/2008 11:58:25 AM
#709469
RavenWood

Wait, what do you mean "in the schools?" Wiccans going to school? Teaching it in a religion class? Cause, unless their having Wicca classes as part of their studies, this is baseless crap.

10/6/2008 12:31:19 PM
#709477


Oh, so you've "heard of" these things? Care to cite from where you heard it?

10/6/2008 12:38:10 PM
#709490
The L

As a Wiccan, I'm offended. We don't even have a devil, much less worship one!



Note the lack of purple.

10/6/2008 12:58:11 PM
#709496
anonymous

Yeah, okay, but how about we ALLOW religious freedom, and you stop being a noob?

10/6/2008 1:08:11 PM
#709498


Christianity should not be allowed in schools. I have heard of raptures and cannibalism and people going into seizures and speaking in tongues being performed by these people. With all it's [sic] lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!

That's better.

If you can't tell the different between its and it's, then maybe you shouldn't be trying to make your point to the school board.

10/6/2008 1:10:16 PM
#709503
Xotan

Wicca should not be allowed in schools,

- Basically I agree. Neither should prayer of any religion be allowed in public schools.

I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools.

- Citation, citation, citation - or it didn't happen.

With all it's lies

- And Christianity doesn't tell lies? A bat is a bird, for example! Pi = 3?


and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!

- Land of the Free much? Or is is a case of land of the free to do what I approve of?

10/6/2008 1:19:50 PM
#709505
arcturus

that petition is getting lots of signatures! i just added myself (with comments..)

10/6/2008 1:22:32 PM
#709508
freako104

Ok then neither is Christianity. Which has had people killed in its name. And Wiccans don't worship the devil or the devil is now advocating not harming others and respecting nature. And you seem to misunderstand some of the core tenets of it. Jackass

10/6/2008 1:24:11 PM
#709509
Metatron

Yeah, because those fundies want to do the only mind sucking around here, thank you.

10/6/2008 1:25:10 PM
#709510
erin

Replace wicca with christianity and devil with jesus and I'd sign the shit out of that petition.

10/6/2008 1:25:13 PM
#709511
Larty

"I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies..."

An interesting choice of words coming from a liar. The Wiccan culture is hardly taught at all in western schools, let alone the culture being PERFORMED. Damned liar. The Bible would condemn you to hell.

10/6/2008 1:26:29 PM
#709513
Blaidd Drwg (Bad Wolf)

A far greater danger, not just to our school-age children, is the insidious chemical known as DHMO - DiHydrogen MonOxide. Join other concerned people of all walks of life in placing petitions to have this highly dangerous chemical banned from our schools, homes, and workplaces! A few of the largely unknown hazards of DHMO are listed below:

Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
Contributes to soil erosion.
Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.

10/6/2008 1:31:28 PM
#709533
Jezebel's Evil Sister

Lies and misconceptions is something Tom Welps knows about.

10/6/2008 1:57:09 PM
#709536
Navelgazer

You mean strange rituals like eating a symbolic piece of a zombie?

10/6/2008 2:00:54 PM
#709585
El Guapo

Watch out Tom Welps. You might get turned into a toad.

10/6/2008 2:31:46 PM
#709589
Elia

His last name says it all. He's nothing but a whelp with no inner strength whatsoever, otherwise Wicca wouldn't chap his hide so badly.

ETA: Never mind, Grigori beat me to it. See post #80.

10/6/2008 2:35:39 PM
#709596
Redneck Bimbo Governor

Oh bullshit. There are no seances in school. What they are saying is no one should be allowed to be Wiccan in school. Well, gee, you bunch of dipshits, we actually still have freedom of religion here. You don't have to like everything, you just have to tolerate other people's beliefs.

10/6/2008 2:42:36 PM
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