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Quote# 48687

To: school board

Wicca should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

Tom Welps, Petition Online 53 Comments [10/6/2008 11:11:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: J Arcenas

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#709630

Why is it that all the fundies get to go to the cool schools with all these neat things that offend them and the rest of us who might find it interesting NEVER SEE IT HAPPEN IN OUR SCHOOLS?? Could it be they are LYING????

10/6/2008 3:22:03 PM

#709658

Welps squeaks, er, speaks:

"You can also stop sending me hate mail, or keep sending it, it's all the same to me."

tomwelps@gmail.com

10/6/2008 3:47:01 PM

#709665

aaa

Petition: failed.

10/6/2008 3:55:32 PM

#709669

Lucilius

"I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools."

It's called math class. I didn't get it either, but I didn't think it was specifically designed to persecute me.

10/6/2008 4:00:13 PM

#709747

myheadhurts

Witchcraft is not real.

10/6/2008 4:52:34 PM

#709869

Mister Spak

"I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools. "

I have heard of a school where the students ride broomsticks and the paintings on the wall talk.

10/6/2008 5:42:13 PM

#709887

Gloob

Geez. Is this so hard for you idiots to figure out? Hey, you're supposed to be "Spirit-Filled," which gives you vague magical powers. Just go speak in tongues on the campus lawn, and all them debills will get rebuked outta the school.

This kills two birds with one stone: A) it gives the sane among us an amusing spectacle to watch; and B) it stops you from wasting the public's time with your paranoid, ill-informed petitions.

10/6/2008 5:50:03 PM

#709930

Portly

I didn't know the Daily Mail was published in the USA

10/6/2008 6:11:59 PM

#709955

Reverend Jeremiah

First amendment bitch..ban one religion then your religion should be banned next!

10/6/2008 6:29:13 PM

#709974

Joe-Bob

Just what the fairy fuck is this in response to?

10/6/2008 6:45:29 PM

#709984

GigaGuess

...I have heard of sceances and strange rituals performed in schools

Your pants. They be burnin'.

10/6/2008 6:55:05 PM

#710048

Old Viking

Those strange rituals are pep rallies, you idiot.

10/6/2008 8:16:45 PM

#710084

Bored One-time Poster

...but you'd luuuuuurve to have prayer back in, right?

10/6/2008 8:50:59 PM

#710129

G Zimmer

"lies and misconceptions"

Are you saying you're the devil?

9th commandment, asshole.

10/6/2008 9:47:29 PM

#710149

Dr. Funkenstien

Wicca is bullshit.
Satanism is bullshit.
Christianity is bullshit.
Judism is bullshit.
Islam is bullshit.

ALL religions, in and of themselves, are complete and total, 100%, Grade-A bullshit.

10/6/2008 9:59:32 PM

#710151

Thejebusfire

Christians should not be allowed in schools, I have heard of sceances and strange prayers performed in schools. With all it's lies and misconceptions this devil worshipping garbage that is sucking the minds of our children shouldn't be allowed anywhere, but especially not in our schools!

10/6/2008 10:01:50 PM

#710156

Slayer

Almost every signature from #6 and up is fake. Hilarious.

10/6/2008 10:08:07 PM

#710272

Nowonmai

Your rant shows you are completely ignorant about Wicca. There is no devil worship, as wiccans don't believe in the devil/devils. 'They Devil/Satan" is a man made amalgam created by the 'new' religion (Christianity) to demonise the old one.

10/7/2008 12:33:51 AM

#710331

Pete

"Sucking the minds of our children"?

Tom Welps is sucking something, and I think it's a crack-pipe.

10/7/2008 1:32:40 AM

#710334

Lithp

If Signature 80 IS real, Tom Welps can go fuck himself. I mean, he needs to do that anyway, but I digress. He calls those who mock him self-righteous egomaniacs, yet in that very same post, he says "anyone with sense who disagrees with this would just laugh and pass it on." HMM. YEAH. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. First of all, I would be seriously pissed if those who didn't object hadn't vocalized their opinions. Second of all, I'm sure he didn't piss off the Wiccans AT ALL. Third of all, you reap what you sow. Should have made it clear that it was a joke.

10/7/2008 1:36:27 AM

#710367

tracer

I would just like to say, at this juncture, that my World of Warcraft druid character is named "WiccadWitch".

10/7/2008 2:23:17 AM

#710509

Grigori Yefimovich

I wonder if Welps started this in all seriousness, saw the responses he was getting, and began backpedalling furiously. Signature 80 sounds more miffed than pre-planned.

In which case it's even funnier.

10/7/2008 6:37:27 AM

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Princess Rot

"Won't somebody please think of the CHYLLLDRUUUNNN!!11!!1!"

I hate it when fundies hide behind that to excuse their bigotry and ignorance.

10/7/2008 3:23:29 PM

#1308424

DC

i think that you shoud learn more about this religion before you start that. i am wiccan. we dont believe in a devil, or any evil in paricular. we believe in nature pretty much. maybe your talking about satanism which is the opposite of wicca. please dont disrespect something you dont know anything about. yeah, we preform rituals and seances. but not for evil. we are healers. we help those in need. i'm tired of these christianity buffs parading that we "hail satan" i dont believe in a devil, we dont believe in a devil i am highly offended by this petition. please look into this religion more before you try to outcast us any furthur. we already have a hard enough time with people much like you who think we believe in a devil and worship him. the devil is a christian conspiracy, and satanists are just backward christians. but lately, i'm not seeing much of "chistian behavior" arent you supposed to undrstand and get to know about something before you get so judgemental? please and thank you. DKC.

7/10/2011 9:32:32 AM

#1308426

DKC

every single one of us could go to ACLU for this.

7/10/2011 9:33:24 AM

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