Lord, we ask that You anoint John McCain's words tonight with wisdom and clarity ...... we also pray that Barak Obama's dark agenda is revealed to the American people. Have mercy on our ailing land, dear Lord
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we ask that You anoint John McCain's words tonight with wisdom and clarity
Translation: We don't think he can do it by himself, and needs divine intervention.
we also pray that Barak Obama's dark agenda is revealed to the American people.
Translation: We hate black people.
And, Lord, if it's not too much trouble, could you bless BarbT with a brain? She could really use it.
Ah, RR. I thank you for giving me a laugh today. Though, I pray that you admit to being a racist, ignorant asshole. Oh, lookie! A non-Christian is praying for you!
So you rather have someone who wants endless war with the Middle East and doesn't care what Americans think? I bet ya if McCain had dark skin, you'd whining your ass off.
America doesn't belong White Christian sheep especially those obsessed with death.
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Bar-B,
Does god hear racist prayers? Obama's DARK agenda indeed! You are not so subtle as you might like to be thought.
As to praying for your ailing land, the time to do that was when GB was first elected. You've left it a bit late now that he has America in the shit.
"Lord, we ask that You anoint John McCain's words tonight with wisdom and clarity ......"
You people are just now getting around to asking for this?
"we also pray that Barak Obama's dark agenda is revealed to the American people."
"Dark" agenda, eh? Subtle (or not) pun or Freudian slip?
"Have mercy on our ailing land, dear Lord"
You forgot to grovel and beg pitifully that he "comes soon" and whisks you off to the Happy Land Fun Park in the sky, or whatever the fuck you people believe.
That would involve swapping McCain's brain for Obama's.
Tell me...as a Christian, don't you believe that your god also made black people in his image?
I've always wondered how entrenched with the Chinese McCain is. After 5 years as a POW, he is a prime candidate for being a sufferer of [b]The Stockholm syndrome[/b]
I'm even more shocked that not a single American is worried about it.
Funny, I have prayed for pretty much the same thing. Interestingly, the latter seemed to be answered, while the former came up strangely ignored.
"...Bless our arms, grant us the victory, O Lord our God, Father and Protector of our land and flag!"
[ Google for it if you don't get it :) ]
"Lord, we ask that You anoint John McCain's words tonight with wisdom and clarity"
So, you're praying for God to make John McCain a Democrat?
Somehow you know that Obama has a "dark agenda" yet it hasn't been revealed to the American people?
Mercy is often a great idea, but asking for mercy from an imaginary being is stupid and pitiful.
If Obama wins surely God wants it that way. If fundies disagree then that means either:
A) God does not get involved in mortal affairs...which they clearly don't beleive. Or...
b) We will have defied God's will and destroyed his plan for us, in effect meaning we are more powerful than God.
@Headache
> I've always wondered how entrenched with the Chinese McCain
I think of him as more of a Manchurian Candidate.
The little conspiracy theorist in me sometimes wonders if people who don't like Barac k Obama spell it "Barak" 'cos they don't know better or if they do it 'cos they think it makes his name EVEN WORSAR AND MOAR EBIL.
The rest of what passes for my brain sees "Barak" and thinks of Space Ghost Coast to Coast . "Hi my name is Barak!"
Also in 2012:
It's become real apparent that John McCain must have been the last Republican to recieve "wisdom and clarity" from your God as he was the last canidate that could get through five minutes without lying or saying something remarkably stupid. And he had the handicap of simple Sarah!
"Have mercy on our ailing land, dear Lord"
Thus proving one of three things:
a) The Lord isn't interested in your bleating.
b) The Lord does not exist.
or
c) The Lord is a Democrat.
Any one of which fucks you fundie idiots right up the wazoo.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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