It is common fact that all atheists have bipolar disorder.
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Fundies always tell atheists they have no moral values because they don't have the Bible to guide them. But then they believe it's perfectly OK to do anything they want, including lie, steal and even murder, because they're "doing God's work" and the ends justify the means when they have God on their side. Here's a perfect example of someone making up crap out of thin air and thinking "that's OK because I'm furthering belief in the Lord". It's the same mentality that makes supposedly devout people run planes into buildings.
LabRat, I believe the "common fact" referred to here is better known, among scientific circles, as a "lie". It's the uncommon facts that are true.
I may have bipolar disorder, eat babies (boiled not fried, got to watch my weight) and stick fireworks up cats' bums but that's just me, and at least I don't say godmademedoit.
Singularly foulmouthed this good christian boy, and he exhibits an unholy amount of glee at the thought of atheists burning in hell...
And they're gay, too, or practice witchcraft, or would be very happy to see their underage children get "raptured up" because that would allow them to spend more money and time on themselves, yadda yadda yadda...
Let's run a quick check here:
Am I an atheist? Y/N
Um, um, uh, er, um, YES!
Do I have bipolar disorder? Y/N
Ummmmmm..
errrrr....
blagh.....
NO!
*printing results*
*preeow*
Ah, that's what I thought. See right there?
"I am an atheist. I do not have bipolar disorder."
This means you're wrong.
What's that old joke with the punchline, "I might be crazy, but I'm not stupid"? This "prodigy" is a Category 4 moron.
BTW, no psychiatric illnesses here, save a slight fear of heights.
"It is common fact that all atheists have bipolar disorder."
You shouldn't listen to the other patients at the asylum. They're not real doctors no matter what they say. While real doctors wear white coats, they don't wear the white coats with the long sleeves.
It is common fact that all atheists have bipolar disorder.
Even if, for a mere second, we assume that this statement is correct, I'd still rather be a heathen bipolar, then be a fundamentalist paranoid schizophrenic.
We don't have bipolar, do we?
Yes we do.
No we don't.
We do, silly!
No, we FUCKING DON'T!
I doooooooo . . . not . . . not . . . NOT have it.
Yes we do!
FUCK YOU F2.
Same to you, F1.
FUCK YOU F2, YOU LITTLE FUCK. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE KEPT TAKING THE PILLS MY DOCTOR GAVE ME TO KEEP YOU AWAY.
Ah, more ramblings from the guy who believes JesusisSavior.com is a reliable source of info & makes incoherent videos on Youtube, wearing only a halfopen bathrobe half the time.
Say what you will about Fenomfang, at least the guy got DRESSED before turning on the webcam!
everyone has mood swings. some more than others. In extreme cases, psychologists use the term "bipolar disorder" to identify a perceived line where the condition can be identifiable.
In other words, bipolar disorder is not an on/off thing.
Atheism on the other hand...
Whereas if a Christian is diagnosed with mental illness, it's a result of demons or weak faith.
It should hurt to be as stupid as you, Tony.
Whereas if a Christian is diagnosed with mental illness, it's a result of demons or weak faith.
It should hurt to be as stupid as you, Tony.
I'm not an atheist and I have bipolar disorder.
Also, 90 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
Well, fuck! Dammit, another illness I didn't know I had! On top of all the STDs, now I'm bipolar, too! Fuck!
Well, it's cheaper than going to a doctor, at least.
It is common that Atheist, Christian, Buddhist and muslims, among others, have bipolar disorder. It affects 1% of the human population.
It is common fact (sic) that all fundies are completely deluded.
By the way, made up "facts" don't count as fact. Which is not something that fundies would by definition ever understand, of course.
lol i actually do
but i partake in some of the finest cannabis on this planet and it levels me out plus it gives me insight on bullshit such as religion and people like TheProdigyTony48219.
this dude overgeneralizes and is surely undereducated.
fail.
Oh, shit. Now you tell me? How on Earth could i've lived over 30 years without anybody ever noticing it?
Maybe because... you're wrong on this one, bud?
"It is common fact that all atheists have bipolar disorder."
And you base these findings on... what, TheProdigyTony48219, Emeritus Professor of Psychology?
...oh yes, that's right. Your conclusions are based on nothing more than what you've pulled out of your arse. I'm no psychiatrist/psychologist, yet even I can say without fear of contradiction that:
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And never mind Emeritus Professors, even Psych majors could write a few things about the inner workings of the fundie mind, thus gaining mucho credits towards their overall grades, and even material for the theses for their degrees.
'Bipolar Disorder'? You have no idea...!
Nope, I do in fact suffer from manic depression, but that's a separate matter, and probably would still be the case even if I believed in your hoodoo nonsensery.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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