You don't want to hear my, "religious crap" because you're too busy worshipping Satan.
That's what all atheist say but if you don't believe in God, then you believe in Satan no matter what and you worship him.
You all disgust me.
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Um, no. Believing in satan automatically indicates a belief in the Xtian god. So, well, that's a big ol' fail.
An atheist doesn't worship any deity, good or bad.
You are the ones who invented Satan and while you may not actually "worship" him, you give him an awful lot of attention.
Yes, you are right, I don't want to hear your "religious crap".
If you believe in God, you generally also believe in Satan.
If you don't believe in God, Satan is kinda pointless...
You don't want to hear my, "religious crap" because you're too busy worshipping Satan.
That's what all atheist say but if you don't believe in God, then you believe in Satan no matter what and you worship him.
You all disgust me.
Um, the world isn't a binary-state, especially when it comes to religion. There is a whole world of variables, and notChristian=/=Satanist.
Satan and god go hand-in-hand, Sparky.
Can you imagine satan and god running together, hand-in-hand, through a field of wildflowers in slow motion?
"Let me tell ya 'bout my best friend . . ."
Polytheist: One who believes in many gods (Example, Hinduism)
If you don't believe in Osiris, then you believe in Set, no matter what, and you worship him.
Do you see what I did there, Wangatangaplx2?
No, we don't want to hear your "religious crap" because you've really got nothing to say; and if I want to read something about religion I'd rather read Kung, Bonhoeffer or Marcus Borg than the ravings of a fundagelical lunatic.
Even though 'Old Nick' is another side of the same fairytale coin that is religion (especially right-wing Fundamental ist Christianity). I think Satan's a pretty cool guy:
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Eh's morals are infintely superior to God's, and doesn't afraid of anything. [/meme]
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
>:D
I bet I know more atheists than you do, Wangatangaplx2, but none of us worship the equally imaginary Satan. We simply accept reality for what it is.
Being disgusted by you is sort of an honorary badge, frankly speaking. Get back to us when you have even the slightest touch on reality, OK? Then we might listen to you...
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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