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(Picture of Horsehead Nebula)

Take a look at this picture. Aesthetically, it is beautiful; but epistemologically, it is a testimony to what sin can do. A nebula, the shell of a star that once housed an angel. An angel that chose to "leave his first estate" and come here to cohabit with the women. It now serves as a warning beacon to any other angel that may want to follow in their steps. Aesthetically beautiful, hamartologically ugly - ugly as sin.

(Picture of Grand Canyon)

DITTO

AV1611VET, Christian forums 66 Comments [10/8/2008 9:52:29 PM]
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Submitted By: Ray
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Headache

One word: Insane!

Word salad by an insane man.

10/8/2008 9:54:46 PM

aaa

Yep, he makes this stuff all the damn time. He'd make a good cult leader.

10/8/2008 9:55:49 PM

anti-nonsense

What the fuck?

That just came sailing right out of WTF land.

10/8/2008 9:58:02 PM

Ltap

This feels like someone pouring a bucket of shit over your head. Just as shocking and just as, well, full of shit.

10/8/2008 10:01:32 PM

C_V


whoa, you need to take your meds, man.

10/8/2008 10:04:58 PM

Grigadil

What are you buggin' about now? You are certainly no angel, and you don't know any angels personally. Neither do you know anything worthwhile about nebulae.


10/8/2008 10:06:58 PM

Duck

So, nebulae are the result of REALLY REALLY REALLY good sex?

10/8/2008 10:08:45 PM

Trovore

Uhhhh what?

10/8/2008 10:13:49 PM

Fdragon

Errr.

wtf?

The Bible never mentions nebulas.

Where did you get this?

10/8/2008 10:15:10 PM

Joules

Is this a repeat or deja vu...?


10/8/2008 10:15:28 PM

Bad Influence

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

Ha.

10/8/2008 10:18:00 PM

Lucilius

So angels live in stars, which explode when they have sex with human women; and the same goes for patches of dirt and rock, which ... spontaneously excavate?

What the purple hoo-hah fuck religion are you following? Christianity's batty, but nothing like this.

10/8/2008 10:21:36 PM

Old Viking

I suspected as much.

10/8/2008 10:26:18 PM

Martha Jones

This sounds like the premise of some fantasy book!

10/8/2008 10:33:13 PM

David B.

Yeah? Well acoustooptically, it's very poetic. And it's anacamptically interesting in it's formation. Of course, contrapuntally, it is the very antithesis of everything you believe in AV, though someone as holoblastically challenged as yourself probably can't see that. While quincuncially deficient in many ways, the HH nebula is still awesome when observed equinoctially.

(Those are all real words, BTW.)

10/8/2008 10:44:53 PM

approximate

Dust 'n gas: it must either be a nebula or an AV post.

10/8/2008 10:45:23 PM

Knight of L-sama

This twit needs to look up the term stellar nursery. This where stars are being born!

10/8/2008 10:45:25 PM

denizen

repeat

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=34773

10/8/2008 10:46:42 PM

Mitch

Why do they make up fake stories by tying natural events to scriptures?

10/8/2008 10:57:24 PM

Aethernaut

Holy shit! That guy is batshit nuts. Thus far I've though AV1611VET was just a kooky sort of religious nutter but the statement above is over the top delusion. Somebody needs to call the whitecoats on that one.

10/8/2008 11:03:28 PM

altoid

This is what happens when people with overactive imaginations (such as fundies) are allowed to come in to contact with Sci-Fi and Fantasy.

10/8/2008 11:10:20 PM

kingoftheheavies

I can honestly say that I have never read more dis-jointed horseshit in my 50 years. Between this fuckstick and LoneWolf, humanity is dying a little with every post.

10/8/2008 11:14:28 PM

Mr. Fahrenheit

huh?

10/8/2008 11:14:42 PM

Bert

Now this is the good stuff

10/8/2008 11:24:39 PM

myheadhurts

eh?

10/8/2008 11:26:25 PM
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