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You are not born gay. Homosexuality is purely a sexual desire, thus making it nothing but a fetish. No different then wanting to have sex with animals or children.

Its a sin because its not natural in the sense of reproduction and was never meet to be. The same with having sex with animals and children before they have the ability to make kids. remember, back before 100 years ago, all through out history, it was considered the norm for girls/kids as young as 12 to get married and have kids. Some countries still practice this.

anal sex is not something that is natural. Things are not suppose to go up there. Gay sex, this is the only option. Or with lesbians, no option at all without sex toys.

CodeforSyn, Gametrailers 50 Comments [10/9/2008 9:41:12 AM]
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Dan Onymous

[citation needed], [citation needed]. [citation needed], so what? [citation needed], irrelevant. Never heard of scissors?

10/9/2008 9:44:26 AM

Rebellious Scot

Gays and Lesbian have morals and what is your fucking obsession with beastialty and paedofilia? Seriously, get your head out your ass and actually go to places other than porn sites for your information. And fact: It's more straight people who resort to beastaility. *sighs and heads/desk*

10/9/2008 9:45:40 AM

Ash

Bullshit.
And look up the notion of consent next time.

10/9/2008 10:07:48 AM

Dyz

"Or with lesbians, no option at all without sex toys."

He may not be gay but just like gay men; he will never please a woman sexually.

10/9/2008 10:08:21 AM

Bass X0

how about a straight couple having anal sex?

is that okay since its a man and a woman?

10/9/2008 10:15:43 AM

Redneck Bimbo Governor

"and children before they have the ability to make kids"

Some girls get their periods as early as nine. What are you saying exactly, CodeforSyn?

10/9/2008 10:16:48 AM

Tired Christian

"No different then wanting to have sex with animals or children"
//CONSENT...sorry, I just had to put that one out there.

"Its a sin because its not natural in the sense of reproduction"
//You have a slight point...but the worlds getting a bit overpopulated.

"The same with having sex with animals and children before they have the ability to make kids"
//CONSENT, learn the fucking difference. There's a reason those two are illegal in most countries (well, at least kids are, not sure about animals)

"anal sex is not something that is natural. Things are not suppose to go up there."
//I was going to say something about certain items fitting well, but I think that might be going too far.

Please stop mentioning bestiality. (seriously, why do fundies love to mention fetishes?)

10/9/2008 10:18:29 AM

vampirehummingbird

"anal sex is not something that is natural. Things are not suppose to go up there."

So why is your head exempt?

10/9/2008 10:20:21 AM

Thundersqueaks

"Things are not suppose to go up there."

So, does that mean suppositories are evil?

10/9/2008 10:28:05 AM

Bored One-time Poster

"Things are not suppose to go up there."

Well take your head out, then! Can't you see how unnatural that is?

10/9/2008 10:35:42 AM

Mortok

People don't CHOOSE to have fetishes either, you dickhead. Who you are attracted to is part of your programming, and that includes disorders like bestiality and paedophilia. The difference is that children and animals can't give consent.

Not that any of this matters, cause nobody would fuck you anyway.

10/9/2008 10:44:08 AM

speccy4i

There's hundreds of things that humans do that we weren't designed for.

Pierced ears, cutting hair and wearing clothes for starters.

And I'm pretty sure marriage is against our 'natural instincts'.

10/9/2008 10:58:06 AM

Aethernaut

Anal sex is the only gay option?! CodeforSyn, you've obviously never had gay sex.

10/9/2008 11:28:21 AM



@ Aethernaut
He just thinks about it a lot.

10/9/2008 11:30:46 AM

Shann

Vampirehummingbird ftw!

10/9/2008 11:49:42 AM

apYrs

Sin does NOT exist except in the minds of the religious

and if you think sex between gay men is all about fucking then you have no idea how to make love to anyone.

10/9/2008 11:49:48 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Its a sin because its not natural in the sense of reproduction and was never meet to be.

And just how did you arrive at those remarkably precise criteria, considering that "sin" is not accurately defined anywhere? "Sin" is to morality what "kind" is to evolutionary biology - a meaningless, undefined term that, by virtue of its overwhelming vagueness, can be taken under any and all circumstances to mean "that which wins the argument for me." Citing "sin", "kind" or indeed anything arbitrarily defined by god, makes you the equivalent of that jerk who always makes up some new item that beats everything else in a game of "rock, paper, scissors."

10/9/2008 11:50:00 AM

afacelessatheist

@Bass X0:

Fundies don't do anything unless they are able to take all the pleasure and fun out of the experience so I'm guessing that many of them probably wouldn't do anything that involves experimentation, toys, or anything other than the good ol' missionary position really. I've even heard fundies calling oral sex sinful.

10/9/2008 12:05:07 PM

Freboy

Fundies and anal sex... I don't get it.

10/9/2008 12:07:18 PM

IanC

If anal sex isn't natural then why does it feel pleasurable when the prostate is stimulate, eh? Oh and if a guy gives another guy a blowjob then that is gay sex, numbnuts.

@ afacelessatheist - thats probably why its called missionary.

10/9/2008 12:24:25 PM

Mr Smith

Homosexuality is purely a sexual desire, thus making it nothing but a fetish. No different then wanting to have sex with animals or children.

So what does that make heterosexuality?

Sex with a person or an animal that can't consent is rape. How do you not get that?

all through out history, it was considered the norm for girls/kids as young as 12 to get married and have kids.

Hang on, you were calling it a fetish back there. Now you are saying that it's normal to have sex with children?

Make up your fucking mind!

10/9/2008 12:25:36 PM

Mr Blur

Mmmmm.... sex toys...

10/9/2008 12:46:59 PM

Rebellious Scot



Hehe

10/9/2008 1:07:23 PM



Or with lesbians, no option at all without sex toys.

Mr. Garrison: I don't even know how 2 women can make love. Unless they just scissor or something.



Scissor me timbers!


10/9/2008 1:14:46 PM

Headache

Ok...

Decide then, CodeforSyn, to live as 100% gay for the next 3 months, including wast amount of steamy hot man-on-man sex.

If it is a choice, it should be easy for you to choose it, right?

10/9/2008 2:46:26 PM
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