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I have finally realized by liberals are such advocates of aborting as many babies as they possibly can, even those babies who have been born. It is because the powers that be in the liberal universal realize they are such asinine, stupid, idiotic, bunches of bastards. Such things as accusing saving children ruins America, promoting life causes one to kick in the head of a mother, protecting Jews makes one a Nazi are all examples of the absolute craziness that infects the liberals. These leaders are smart enough to know that by aborting as many liberals as can be done it may possibly reduce the complete craziness which has so embittered liberals. Thank you all for your comments which have led me to a great revelation as to why I believe you all should be aborted ASAP. It is too bad your mothers did not have the same feelings as you do.

GO MCCAIN, PALIN, BUSH, and all the right people of the world!!!!!!!

Liberals suck toad crap. (and probably like it)

ProudFossil, Peak Oil News: Forums 41 Comments [10/9/2008 5:42:00 AM]
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dpareja

Clearly, being a fundie makes you smart.

10/9/2008 5:57:50 AM

Mortok

GO, MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER FUNDIES!!!

10/9/2008 5:59:17 AM

apYrs

the words are English.

The syntax and grammar are pure Gibberish

10/9/2008 6:10:51 AM

Kris Kringle

Let me state this as clearly as I can...uummm...what the fuck?

10/9/2008 6:12:59 AM

Jesus Klingon

Well done. Spoken like a true conservative.

Obama '08

10/9/2008 6:23:35 AM



It's people like this that make me embarrassed to be human.

10/9/2008 6:44:23 AM

Goosey

Not fundie; just stupid.

Extremely fucking stupid, but still not fundie.

10/9/2008 6:56:20 AM

Dracori

I've yet to meet a single liberal who believes in killing newborn babies. And to make it clear, we don't believe in aborting as many fetuses as possible. That would contradict the idea of being 'pro-choice'. That's not what it means. It means we believe the woman should have a choice. A choice to have an abortion, a choice to have the baby, a choice to DECIDE HER OWN FUTURE. That's what it means, fucktard. Get it right.

These leaders are smart enough to know that by aborting as many liberals as can be done it may possibly reduce the complete craziness which has so embittered liberals.

Ah, so you're all for slaughtering millions of people? Can't really call yourself 'pro-life' can you?

10/9/2008 7:22:31 AM

Fishcakes

Abortion, I support.

Murder, I don't. That is, you can only murder something IF IT'S A LIVING, INDEPENDENT ORGANISM.

10/9/2008 7:28:34 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

I'd rather be a baby killer than a wolf killer. At least wolves are cute.

10/9/2008 7:55:11 AM

IanC

Mmmm, you cant abort a baby that has been born - thats murder.

10/9/2008 8:47:34 AM

Rebellious Scot

Be warned for a person in wheelchair come out armed with machine gun. This guy is very mad and dangerous, his beliefs are we're in a civil war not a recession. This is a public service announcement! Thank you and goodnight.

10/9/2008 9:04:31 AM

aaa

Ah, blind fools...

10/9/2008 9:33:44 AM

Dan Onymous

You fail English? That's unpossible!

10/9/2008 10:17:39 AM

Cap'n Mel

I do believe that ProudFossil has been at the moonshine. I know this because when I'm roaring drunk off my ass, I write crazy shit too.

10/9/2008 11:01:23 AM

Bored One-time Poster

None of this made any sense.

10/9/2008 11:08:38 AM

Tween

WTF is the liberal universal?

Actually this load of rectal suppuration is not worth my time or intellect.

10/9/2008 11:29:26 AM

cf

I don't see a speck of religious fundamentalism, here. Just an angry conservative. Post it on a politics board or something - not here. Meh.

10/9/2008 11:49:44 AM

Navelgazer

Can these people recognize failure? Do they know what it looks like? How big does the pile of failure need to be?

10/9/2008 1:27:37 PM

Xemnas

Shut the fuck up, you blind sheep.


10/9/2008 1:37:07 PM

Metatron

I have to say I've never seen the "suck toad crap" epithet. I like it.

10/9/2008 2:13:57 PM

Princess Rot

None of that makes sense; half of it's contradictory and the other half is pure gibberish.

10/9/2008 2:41:51 PM

anonymous

???

No, I only advocate aborting babies who are too messed up to lead an even slightly fulfilling life, or who would kill their mothers by being born.

He must be talking about the Extremist liberals.

10/9/2008 3:30:42 PM

GigaGuess

I have finally realized by liberals are such advocates of aborting as many babies as they possibly can, even those babies who have been born.
Ah...most Pro-Choicers would rather see a mother carry a child to term. Contrary to your little propaganda train, we're not fetus-eaters sneaking into women's rooms at night aborting the babies as the mother sleeps. And while we're on the topic of post-partum abortion, shall we talk about a near suicide mission of a war? Hmmm?

It is because the powers that be in the liberal universal realize they are such asinine, stupid, idiotic, bunches of bastards.
Someone bought a thesaurus, I see.

Such things as accusing saving children ruins America...
It is when you decide that every child should be brought into this world whether or not mom can or will care for it. Sling more kids onto the street, see how well your country fares.

...promoting life causes one to kick in the head of a mother...
Because you just force the mother to give birth...against her will, no less...and then abandon her. She's forced to carry and care for a child she never wanted...or sling it on top of what is an already foundering foster care system.

...protecting Jews makes one a Nazi are all examples of the absolute craziness that infects the liberals.
Okay, not sure what the hell you're going for here, except a subtle-as-a-sledgehammer cry to your purity over us dirty, eeeeeevil libs.

These leaders are smart enough to know that by aborting as many liberals as can be done it may possibly reduce the complete craziness which has so embittered liberals.
So...you're for abortion now...or is it just if the person disagrees with you?

Thank you all for your comments which have led me to a great revelation as to why I believe you all should be aborted ASAP.
And you're officially no longer Pro-Life. Dipshit.

It is too bad your mothers did not have the same feelings as you do.
People like you just warm the heart. Peace, love and tolerance.

GO MCCAIN, PALIN, BUSH, and all the right people of the world!!!!!!!
McCain has the charisma of dishwater. Palin at best will make the U.S. look like a bunch of trigger happy, inbred dingbats, and Bush is being put out to pasture. Deal with it.

Liberals suck toad crap. (and probably like it)
*Yawn* Ad hominems. Classy.

@Princess Rot

No kidding. The first half, he rants and raves on how evil abortion is, and the second half, he spends it jerking off to the thought of lining up every liberal woman and forcing an abortion on them. Cognitive dissonance, anyone?

10/9/2008 3:43:34 PM

NoAstronomer

Thank, ProudFossil, for today's question of the day: Do toads actually crap?

10/9/2008 4:10:30 PM
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