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#712570
dpareja
Clearly, being a fundie makes you smart.
10/9/2008 5:57:50 AM
#712571
Mortok
GO, MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER FUNDIES!!!
10/9/2008 5:59:17 AM
#712584
apYrs
the words are English.
The syntax and grammar are pure Gibberish
10/9/2008 6:10:51 AM
#712586
Kris Kringle
Let me state this as clearly as I can...uummm...what the fuck?
10/9/2008 6:12:59 AM
#712597
Jesus Klingon
Well done. Spoken like a true conservative.
Obama '08
10/9/2008 6:23:35 AM
#712623
It's people like this that make me embarrassed to be human.
10/9/2008 6:44:23 AM
#712628
Goosey
Not fundie; just stupid.
Extremely fucking stupid, but still not fundie.
10/9/2008 6:56:20 AM
#712633
Dracori
I've yet to meet a single liberal who believes in killing newborn babies. And to make it clear, we don't believe in aborting as many fetuses as possible. That would contradict the idea of being 'pro-choice'. That's not what it means. It means we believe the woman should have a choice. A choice to have an abortion, a choice to have the baby, a choice to DECIDE HER OWN FUTURE. That's what it means, fucktard. Get it right.
These leaders are smart enough to know that by aborting as many liberals as can be done it may possibly reduce the complete craziness which has so embittered liberals.
Ah, so you're all for slaughtering millions of people? Can't really call yourself 'pro-life' can you?
10/9/2008 7:22:31 AM
#712635
Fishcakes
Abortion, I support.
Murder, I don't. That is, you can only murder something IF IT'S A LIVING, INDEPENDENT ORGANISM.
10/9/2008 7:28:34 AM
#712655
DarkfireTaimatsu
I'd rather be a baby killer than a wolf killer. At least wolves are cute.
10/9/2008 7:55:11 AM
#712665
IanC
Mmmm, you cant abort a baby that has been born - thats murder.
10/9/2008 8:47:34 AM
#712678
Rebellious Scot
Be warned for a person in wheelchair come out armed with machine gun. This guy is very mad and dangerous, his beliefs are we're in a civil war not a recession. This is a public service announcement! Thank you and goodnight.
10/9/2008 9:04:31 AM
#712698
aaa
Ah, blind fools...
10/9/2008 9:33:44 AM
#712748
Dan Onymous
You fail English? That's unpossible!
10/9/2008 10:17:39 AM
#712801
Cap'n Mel
I do believe that ProudFossil has been at the moonshine. I know this because when I'm roaring drunk off my ass, I write crazy shit too.
10/9/2008 11:01:23 AM
#712808
Bored One-time Poster
None of this made any sense.
10/9/2008 11:08:38 AM
#712817
Tween
WTF is the liberal universal?
Actually this load of rectal suppuration is not worth my time or intellect.
10/9/2008 11:29:26 AM
#712834
cf
I don't see a speck of religious fundamentalism, here. Just an angry conservative. Post it on a politics board or something - not here. Meh.
10/9/2008 11:49:44 AM
#712912
Navelgazer
Can these people recognize failure? Do they know what it looks like? How big does the pile of failure need to be?
10/9/2008 1:27:37 PM
#712918
Xemnas
Shut the fuck up, you blind sheep.
10/9/2008 1:37:07 PM
#712994
Metatron
I have to say I've never seen the "suck toad crap" epithet. I like it.
10/9/2008 2:13:57 PM
#713051
Princess Rot
None of that makes sense; half of it's contradictory and the other half is pure gibberish.
10/9/2008 2:41:51 PM
#713139
anonymous
???
No, I only advocate aborting babies who are too messed up to lead an even slightly fulfilling life, or who would kill their mothers by being born.
He must be talking about the Extremist liberals.
10/9/2008 3:30:42 PM
#713174
GigaGuess
I have finally realized by liberals are such advocates of aborting as many babies as they possibly can, even those babies who have been born.
Ah...most Pro-Choicers would rather see a mother carry a child to term. Contrary to your little propaganda train, we're not fetus-eaters sneaking into women's rooms at night aborting the babies as the mother sleeps. And while we're on the topic of post-partum abortion, shall we talk about a near suicide mission of a war? Hmmm?
It is because the powers that be in the liberal universal realize they are such asinine, stupid, idiotic, bunches of bastards.
Someone bought a thesaurus, I see.
Such things as accusing saving children ruins America...
It is when you decide that every child should be brought into this world whether or not mom can or will care for it. Sling more kids onto the street, see how well your country fares.
...promoting life causes one to kick in the head of a mother...
Because you just force the mother to give birth...against her will, no less...and then abandon her. She's forced to carry and care for a child she never wanted...or sling it on top of what is an already foundering foster care system.
...protecting Jews makes one a Nazi are all examples of the absolute craziness that infects the liberals.
Okay, not sure what the hell you're going for here, except a subtle-as-a-sledgehammer cry to your purity over us dirty, eeeeeevil libs.
These leaders are smart enough to know that by aborting as many liberals as can be done it may possibly reduce the complete craziness which has so embittered liberals.
So...you're for abortion now...or is it just if the person disagrees with you?
Thank you all for your comments which have led me to a great revelation as to why I believe you all should be aborted ASAP.
And you're officially no longer Pro-Life. Dipshit.
It is too bad your mothers did not have the same feelings as you do.
People like you just warm the heart. Peace, love and tolerance.
GO MCCAIN, PALIN, BUSH, and all the right people of the world!!!!!!!
McCain has the charisma of dishwater. Palin at best will make the U.S. look like a bunch of trigger happy, inbred dingbats, and Bush is being put out to pasture. Deal with it.
Liberals suck toad crap. (and probably like it)
*Yawn* Ad hominems. Classy.
@Princess Rot
No kidding. The first half, he rants and raves on how evil abortion is, and the second half, he spends it jerking off to the thought of lining up every liberal woman and forcing an abortion on them. Cognitive dissonance, anyone?
10/9/2008 3:43:34 PM
#713239
NoAstronomer
Thank, ProudFossil, for today's question of the day: Do toads actually crap?
10/9/2008 4:10:30 PM
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