Getting the kids ready!
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Tonight I told my two girls ages 5 an 7, if they hear Jesus telling them "come up here" and they know in there hearts its him, that they should say yes. Mom and Dad will be doing the same thing. We'll find each other and explore Heaven together then tell everyone about it when we get back.
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'...tell everyone about it when we get back.'
I'm confused...you return after the rapture? To where? When? Damn, I totally don't get it!
"tell everyone about it when we get back"
You're coming back?? Damn, I thought once you were sucked upstairs you were gone for good and the party could begin for us left behind.
When my mom told me about Jesus, she told me how great it was to love other people and take care of everyone you can.
I'm glad my mom wasn't part of a gibbering death-cult.
Those poor little girls. My father died when I was seven; when I longed to be in heaven with him, I got help. (Oh, yes, and I was raised Christian, and it was a pastor's idea that I get counseling.) These little girls are being programmed with a longing for death before they even know what life is! I believe in religious freedom, but I want to slap this person.
So, what happens if "Jesus" is driving a black van with no windows, and rolls up, offering to let the kids play with the newborn kittens he has locked up in the back?
I love these posts. My two sons are 7 and 11 and we too have been talking more this week about Christ's return. I love that my 11-yr old can't wait for His return... I mean 11! Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it
Wait till he becomes 15-17 years old and he's gonna say that his life sucks and will probably blame your sorry ass for it.
These idiots are taking a scripture too literally. I'm surprised they're not going around killing homos and witches.
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"if they hear Jesus telling them "come up here" and they know in there hearts its him, that they should say yes."
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Your daughters are going to raped somehow, and it will be largely your fault for being an idiot.
good way to keep them snagged: first indoctrinate them with Jeebus, then when they might start questioing scare the shit out of them telling them they'll die and go to hell if they don't keep grovelling, AND tell them that the judgement is soon.
Evil, evil fuckers! What happens when the rapture doesn't happen in the next few years - infanticide?
We'll find each other and explore Heaven together then tell everyone about it when we get back.
Holy shit these people are imbeciles! It's as if they never mentally progressed past the age of seven. These people want to shape scientific education. These people vote.
I don't really understand the "get back" portion of his statement, but then again I suppose I never really understood Fundianity.
That entire thread is really sad. Some parents admitting that they lie to their kids ("Mommy and daddy know we won't be together in heaven, but we tell our three year old we will be so he won't be scared") and parents saying that they're already told their small children that they won't "technically" be a family in heaven, that they'll merely be brothers and sisters in Christ.
Those poor kids.
Go down and read Surrender's post in this thread:
"I love that my 11-yr old can't wait for His return... I mean 11! Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it."
Death cult is becoming an even more fitting description.
Hey, Kool-Aid!
The "when we get back" part is part of their belief that Jesus will come down and rule the world. The people that are raptured are supposed to come back down and rule with him, or something like that.
"Mom and Dad will be doing the same thing."
Tonight I told my two girls ages 5 an 7, if they hear Jesus telling them "come up here" and they know in there hearts its him, that they should say yes.
That's all well and good until the Ghost of Human Kindness comes for a visit isn't it?
Bah. They're referring to a disembodied voice from the sky...less chance of pedos getting those kids than there is of them going nuts.
Still, it's pretty fucked up to be teaching your kids that...
As thejebusfire said: Your child hearing voices is NOT a good thing.
"Tonight I told my two girls ages 5 an 7, if they hear Jesus telling them "come up here"
Yes, and they should put on their "Armour of God" jim-jams:
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"Jesus telling them "come up here"
Yeesh, and they moan & bitch about Islam's prophet being a paedophile?!
@CrazyRoper
"Death cult is becoming an even more fitting description."
It's going to happen. One day. Impatience (& their worsening 'persecution complex') will set in. You mark my words. One of those being 'Jonestown'.
@Moondog
"Hey, Kool-Aid!
909 people can't be wrong after all.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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