America's a dead nation if Obama becomes president, as his policies will bring God's wrath pouring on our nation to such an extent that we won't be able to survive it. Therefore, my prayer is that God will evacuate His Church first, so we won't be killed in the crossfire.
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[America's a dead nation if Obama becomes president, as his policies will bring God's wrath pouring on our nation to such an extent that we won't be able to survive it.]
Never mind the last 8 years of disasterous conservative policies--if Obama wins, America is DOOMED! DOOOMED! DOOOOOOOMED!
Good work! I predict a bright future for you as a conservative right-wing pundit. Send a resume to Fox news, they might take you.
What policies?
I'm almost afraid to ask because no doubt all I will hear is a lot of insane rantings about Obama being the Anti-Christ, or that he's a communistic Muslim that worships chickens.
I think I'm too curious for my own good, but it is so tempting to pick a fundies brain.
The old "if somebody pisses off God, He kills anyone standing near them or living in the same town, state, country, etc."
Fundie logic (or lack thereof) *never* ceases to amaze me. These people can't even apply their own stupid rules to their own stupid view of the universe.
Kgreen20 - if you get killed in the crossfire it's because god wants you to get killed in the crossfire.
@#757487
2008-Oct-09 03:23 PM
What are the chances that when Obama gets elected and apocalypse doesn't come will he admit he was wrong? Nearly zero?
Yes, it will be interesting to watch the fundis if Obama gets elected and nothing bad happens (or maybe even if the USA under Obama have a better standing than under Bush ;) )
It will also interesting what doom scenarios the fundies will bring for the next election. I assume they will try to persuade their gullible comrades that, even if the USA flourishes now under Obama, god surely will send his wrath if Obama gets reelected :D
I find it interesting that conservatives ignore the obvious. We had massive deficits and a major recession after eight years of Reaganomics. Now, after eight years of Bushit, we have MASSIVE deficits and a major recession looming. You morons just don't get it.
Conservative governments create hardship.
America truly is fucked if loonies like you are calling the shots. However, I have faith that the majority of our American cousins are not so dumb, which is why McClown and his fundie running mate won't win.
Learn your bible, fundtard. It says if Obama becomes president it's because God wanted him to (Romans 13:1 - "Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.").
What sort of major a-hole would cause Obama to become president just to give himself an excuse to poor out his wrath on innocent people...
(Forget I spoke.)
@JonathanE
Not to mention the economic collapse in the U.S. which was helped along by conservatives wanting to deregulate the markets. Newsflash, regulation is INSURANCE against this sort of thing. Who the fuck would vote for McCain after he was a fervent believer in deregulation, one of the causes of the collapse? Of course, he's flipflopped on that one, whining now about not enough regulation... too little too late.
"America's a dead nation if Obama becomes president, as his policies will bring God's wrath pouring on our nation to such an extent that we won't be able to survive it."
God has been wrath dumping for a while already. Which president is responsible for that?
Crossfire? You mean we get to shoot back? Awesome! This is a battle that I'm completely up for.
I promise to uphold the Constitution of The United States of America, and I will kill as many christians and muslims as I can find.
I thought your death cult WANTED God's wrath to be poured down on you.
When you think about it, God must be a really, really, really patient guy, if you people whine to him all the time.
Therefore, my prayer is that God will evacuate His Church first...
That would be a great way to get America back on track, actually. Many of you people are lunatics.
@Mister Spak:
"God has been wrath dumping for a while already. Which president is responsible for that?"
That's the fault of the gays and women who wear pants! And evo-darwinists! And abortion doctors!
I'm reminded of the Onion article from just before Bush was inaugurated:
"Our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is almost over."
We could have an economic boom, Obama could bring peace to the middle east and the RR folks would be huddled under their beds decrying the awfulness of it all.
Scandinavia here.
We weep for you, seriously. If you need some place to stay if the shit hits the fan, you folks should stop by.
Seriously though, how the fuck did this happen? Nation filled with retards.
America's a dead nation if Palin becomes president, as her policies will bring the wrath of the rest of the world pouring on our nation to such an extent that we won't be able to survive it. Therefore, my prayer is that God will evacuate His Church first, so we won't be killed in the crossfire.
FIXED.
"America's a dead nation if Obama becomes president, as his policies will bring God's wrath pouring on our nation to such an extent that we won't be able to survive it. Therefore, my prayer is that God will evacuate His Church first, so we won't be killed in the crossfire."
That was in 2008. It's now 2010. Nothing's happened. Explanation? (check one):
[ ] God favours Obama, and agrees with all his policies - especially his Healthcare Reform Bill (we in the UK have had the NHS since the late 1940s. We're still here), and so should you kgreen20 & everyone on Ruptured Retards. Romans 13: 1-7 commands you to.
[ ] God doesn't exist.
Choose wisely. Either way, you're fucked.
So who do you favor for the GOP nomination for the 2016 election kgreen20? There's been talk about Christie, but Rand Paul is talking about running so...
Oh wait, that's right, we're a dead nation. Never mind.
*Looks at the election results of 2008.*
*Looks at the election results of 2012.*
*Looks at the map of the world.*
*Looks at the election results again.*
Hmm. Something appears to be amiss. Either my data is incorrect or...you're wrong.
I mean, as usual, but still. You're wrong.
"America's a dead nation if Obama becomes president"
...said kgreen(IQ)20 on 9th October 2008.
'The GOP is dead '
-Pat Robertson, after 7th November 2012.
...nope, USA is still here, on this day that is 1st June 2013 . The only thing dead I see are any hopes of the Religious Reich being in control of the playground; all that's left are butthurt little inbred Teabaggers crying impotently over their not being able to Gaybash... er, I mean 'profess their faith in public' any more.
That one agenda-annihilating word: Demographics.
The only thing pouring are your tears of eternal FAIL. Cry more, Ruptured Retards. They fuel we Atheists'/LGBTers'/Liberals'/Women wanting the right to choose for themselves/left -wingers' more than infinite superiority to you inferior fundies.
We've won . Deal with it.
@rubber chicken
Well, that's what comes out of the anuses called their mouths: Shite.
The death of America seems very subtle. It looks and acts more or less the same as ever. No sign of any wrath of some god or other. Either he approves of Obama, he doesn't care either way, or he doesn't exist.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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