[in a thread discussing whether there will be male or female gender in heaven]
I believe I will still be a girl! God made me one, and I believe I will be one for eternity. Only difference is, I believe we will loose the stuff we needed here on earth for reproduction (I hope it isn't too blunt)...
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So souls have a gender?
Wait, wait, how could you be a girl if you didn't have primary sexual characteristics?
What would be the point? DNA?
I think if you are going to lose your genitalia [Another good reason not to go to Heaven] you can't really call yourself by your gender anymore.
@Knotilus: Like in case there's a lesbian orgy, but right after that you need to run for public office or something?
No sex? That must be hell!
But hey, Rapture nuts are having all these wacky sexual fantasies about kneeling and coming in front of Jeebus... Make up your mind, Mickey, do you want to be the bride of Jeebus or not?
@ anonymous (#758109)
That's a great point. Do "souls" have genetalia? Do they have DNA?
The answer, of course, to both questions is "No, because souls doen't exist", but it's an interesting thought. Even assuming souls do exist, they couldn't have DNA in the conventional sense. Souls are immaterial. DNA is material. You might say they have some spiritual form of it, but such a statement wouldn't even be supported by the Bible, let alone rational thought. Same goes for genitalia: you've got no scripture to quote on the issue, so any assertion is pulled out your ass. Everything I've seen "clearly" says that souls are immaterial and that in "Heaven" you have no need for an Earthly body. It seems a soul is taken to just be your "essence", your consciousness. Detached from any form of body.
Anyway, I'd say this isn't so much fundie as just ordinary stupid Christian bullshit conjecture.
Are you talking about that pesky vagina, dear?
This is just about the stupidest thing I have ever heard come out of Raptard Ready.
"I believe we will loose the stuff we needed here on earth for reproduction (I hope it isn't too blunt)..."
You mean, you don't like the way Gawd made you?? Hell for you!
When you add this comment to the fact most of the folks over on Rapture Ready describe Heaven as everyone owning a huge mansion and partying with Jesus, it becomes obvious that Heaven really does exist: when you die, you become a Barbie (or Ken) doll, and God is some little girl playing with you in the Barbie Dream House. It all fits!
Ah, I get it now! Of course muslims get virgins from jihad! Its punishment since they don't have a penis, its like a kind of torture, they're really in hell.
AHHHHH! Barbie and Ken dolls! That's not heaven! That's HELL!
Seriously, we don't know exactly what happens when we die. I hope I will go to a decent afterlife, but I might just fade away or whatever. There is no use dewelling on something you can't change and can't know for certan. So just enjoy life while you have it.
Sounds fantastic. I love how fundies aren't allowed to argue about the sadistic nature of their God, but they can invent their own heavens.
And I love how awful every one of those heavens sounds.
@Spider-Web:
I think what's so funn(d)y about this one is the fact that she's imaging that in heaven she will have no genitalia, and (being paradise) that would be better than the terrible situation here where folks can have sex.
Biblical proof?
Shit, if there is no sexual organs in Heaven, I hope I become a thick Asian woman with nice lips so I can spend eternity masturbating to myself. Hey, I gotta make it paradise one way or another.
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I believe I will still be a girl! God made me one
No He didn't. Half of your father's sperm had X chromosomes and the other half had Ys. They have to, because they're produced in matched pairs. You got one of the Xs. If God did it, how come about 104 get Ys for 100 Xs (the difference is due to the fact that the Y is smaller than the X, so the Y sperm are more streamlined and win the race a little more often). Do you think God is sitting there deciding four or five times a second, 24 hours a day, seven days a week whether to make each conception a boy or girl? And then killing off some of the boys with sex-linked genetic defects so we end up with 50-50?
I wonder how many of the Rapture Retards have read "Paradise Lost" by Milton? We get a pretty good look at angelic life in that poem--not only do angels actually engage in intercourse, but they take shits, too!
For Milton, "neither male nor female" meant that angels could shift gender at will--and, not being "given unto marriage" could fuck each other whenever they wanted with no consequences, and completely sanctioned by God. Kind of puts a new spin on Christian heaven, eh?
Fundamentalists see Puritans like Milton as their spiritual forebears, ironically.
Gloob: "Fundamentalists see Puritans like Milton as their spiritual forebears, ironically."
I need more coffee. My brain parsed that as 'Fundamentalists see Paris Hilton as their spiritual forebears'.
So, you believe a person's gender identity is defined independently of body shape - you're actually correct. You know that just begs the question of why certain abnormal combinations couldn't occur, possibly leading to homosexuality, transgenderism, etc, and entirely without fault or choice on the part of the subject.
If I make it to heaven, I won't have a dick?
Heaven sounds great.....play harp, kiss God's butt, play harp some more, for all eternity.
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