My two sons are 7 and 11 and we too have been talking more this week about Christ's return. I love that my 11-yr old can't wait for His return... I mean 11! Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it.
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Any normal 11 year old boy should be working up the courage to ask a girl to the dance, or meeting his buddies for a game of pick-up ball.
This kid is ejaculatory about some skyfag coming to "glorify" his face.
How sad. Is it too late to kill his parents? They're obviously destroying any chance of happiness for their children.
"Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it."
And that doesn't seem the least bit worrying to you?
See, us normal people see not only a red flag but fireworks and wailing sirens. You, on the other hand, are probably overjoyed that he "loves Jebus" so much.
That's...just so sad. A little child who wants to die so young. This is a boy that will never go outside and play in the sun. This is a boy who will never laugh and enjoy his short, short childhood. This is a boy who will never allow himself to explore intellectually.
This child should be pitied. It's a horrible way to grow up, in my opinion.
If death is all you can look forward to, then you are a sad, sad person.
My two sons are 7 and 11 and we too have been talking more this week about Christ's return. I love that my 11-yr old can't wait for His return... I mean 11! Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it.
You sick fuck! You have willingly snuffed out any joy that your child had. He's a fucking kid and you've brainwashed him to the point that he would rather die than play around and enjoy his childhood. That is not something to be proud of. People like you should not be allowed to raise children.
I know firsthand what it's like to have a parent loke you, If this kid's childhood was anything like mine then he's probably miserable, scared to do anything because god might not like it and then they'll be no rapture for him. I'm sure he tells you that he wants to die and be raptured up there with jesus, but let me tell, kids that age aren't stupid, and he's probably trying to get your approval and he tells you the things that you want to hear, but I'm guessing that deep down the whole idea scares him shitless.
How the fuck can you raise your kids to want to die, what kind of fucking monster are you?
Yea, praise the lord, our 11 year-old child wants to die!! AMEN JESUS AMEN!!
You people are fucking cruel.
Wow, 7 and 11 ?? That's pretty ironic considering where they're gonna be working their entire adult lives.
p.s. okay okay, I know they're both gonna be pushing up daisies by the time they're 13 I just wanted to make a cheap pun.
Isn't that so cute? The little child wants to die...
Then again, with parents that ignorant, death would be an escape...
when you are brainwashed by your parents, who are hoping to leave this life.. i could see why he is saying this.
i blame you for not letting him enjoy life
You know, there's therapy for you people. You can figure out what is making your life miserable and change it. I hope you all get severly disappointed and actually decide to live your life ot the fullest after that disappointment...which might not happen. Because you'll just say "Oh, it's not time yet!" Honestly, how can someone want to die just like that?! (I can understand suicidal people, but...)
There is something wrong if 11-year-old want's to die, you know. It's not something to brag/be happy/thank jebus about.
What really is wrong with these people? Where is the love? Where is the caring? Where is the parenting? Where is the common sense?
Now excuse me while I go to there *points at dark corner* for a minute or two to cry for humankind...
The rapture happened in 1984 when 7 Million US-American children disappeared. The liberal and satanic media said these children never existed and they were invented in the attempt to save taxes. You are left behind!
(sorry for this bad satire)
Actually, I hated my life at 11.
Wasn't so fond of it at 7, either, come to think about it...
"Those who don't learn history are doomed to repeat it".
Haven't they heard of false prophecies of the Jehovah Witness's WatchTower and the origin of the 7th Day Adventist religion? It was all about a so-called coming of a Rapture.
I could care less if the Rapture Retards end up as bums in the street when they find out their rapture didn't happen. What's bad is that they'll take their youngsters down with them. And then they think lowly of Christians who not take rapture seriously. At least we're not trying to waste our lives. If life is not worth having, why do are we alive?
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I grew up in a community rife with rednecks, most of whom had overtones of fundy... As such, reading through this, I thought for a moment this person had children they'd literally named "Seven" and "Eleven" after the convenience store...
That I find this feasible says much of redneck culture. That I wouldn't even be surprised by it speaks volumes more.
And then there's the wholesale slaughter of childhood dreams and the rampant brainwashing of course. But by this point, let's face it people, it's expected. These brutes mutilate their childrens' genitals because a thousands year old Sumerian manuscript of questionable authorship says so. Can we really be surprised by anything they do anymore?
an eleven year-old has no real understanding of his own mortality. The kid isn't suicidal. He might not even be a fundy yet -- he may just be saying the things that he knows will win him praise and love from his parents . . .
. . . who are a couple of sick fuckers. I hope the kid grows up to hate them.
I'm sure this poor child's parents have done nothing but trash talk this world and talk about how evil everything is around them. How they shouldn't enjoy flowers and sports and cartoons, because they're all satan's distractions and how he should be more excited about dieing.
Of course, the fundies claim it isn't death. Being raptured is not the same thing as dieing. Still, can a child that young truly separate the two concepts? Most kids grasp the concept of, "and when you die, your soul goes to heaven and you'll get to see Grandma." How can they differentiate the rapture concept and separate it from a desire to actually die?
That whole thread really depressed the shit out of me.
"My two sons are 7 and 11 and we too have been talking more this week about Christ's return. I love that my 11-yr old can't wait for His return... I mean 11! Didn't you all just love life at 11 and he'd rather leave it."
The kid can live to be 111 and he'll still be waiting.
God this is just plain wrong
Of course you realize that if any one did call CPS on these fucks, they'd whine and bitch and complain that they're being discriminated against because they're Christian(because, well, what else could it be? They're the true American: God Fearing and Bible Loving, unlike us "unsaved, discriminatory heathens")
Huh...is just me, or am I rather cynical today?
The replies!
"Please take this caution in the right way. I too have told my kids about the Rapture, especially when they would ask about their grandparents dying. I told them that I hoped we'd all go to see Jesus without dying.
Now, my story:
When my grandmother was a little girl (8?) she and her friend came home from school together to the farmhouse. No one was there, which was very unusual. They went out to the barn, all around the fields, and began to worry that the Rapture had happened and they'd been left.
They ran to Grandma's grandmother's house; it was empty. They ran to the friend's house; it was empty. They ran to Grandma's grown-up sister's house and found Naomi. Phew!
They were absolutely panicked! You may want to address that sort of thing.... My mother said her mother had bad dreams for the rest of her life about 'missing the rapture.'"
Funny story, but...
You know what? I hope hell does exist. I hope it exists so people like Surrender can go there to be skullfucked with an iron rod by Satan for all eternity. Fucking asshole is ruining his kid's lives and hes fucking proud of it!
People like this make me ashamed to be human.
Oh, look how cute! My little boy is suicidal!
Can someone please call the child protective services on this scumbag?
This is indoctrination to the highest degree. He is indoctrinating the will to live right out of his kid with BS promises of paradise.
Now, I don't fear death, but I sure as hell avoid the motherfucker.
Hopefully, he was just excited about the new adventure you promised him, stupid.
How is he feeling now, at age 14? Is he eager to leave still, or does he rather want to play with girls?
Confused?
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