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If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?

aj, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [10/8/2008 8:03:51 PM]
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Cue Morbo

10/8/2008 8:05:20 PM

BreeStar

This is a poe. Check out the name on the actual question. Jack Miehoff is an obvious gag name.

10/8/2008 8:06:11 PM

Old Viking

Poe.

10/8/2008 8:12:24 PM

anevilmeme

Another day, another random drooling moron.

10/8/2008 8:13:15 PM

Grigadil

Your mama hatched a dodo.

10/8/2008 8:15:57 PM

Knotilus

If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?


Nope.

Next!

10/8/2008 8:26:20 PM

Giveitaday

If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?


That isn't Darwin's theory. If such an event were to happen then it would disprove Darwin's theory. But don't have any idea what you are talking about either, do you?

10/8/2008 8:26:22 PM

Horsefeathers

Dodo's aren't extinct. There's a ton of them at Rapture Ready and more than a few over on Yahoo Answers.

Oh, Dodo birds... never mind.

10/8/2008 8:28:51 PM

myheadhurts

Jack Mieoff isn't even subtle folks.

10/8/2008 8:31:24 PM



Why is a bird extinct if there's natural selection? Durrr, I dunno, why's the world here if it was created?

10/8/2008 8:33:58 PM

Reks

Really obvious poe

10/8/2008 8:38:24 PM

breakerslion

According to my teacher Mr. Garrison, first they have to have butt sex with 5 monkeys and a retarded fish-squirrel.

Poe.

10/8/2008 8:52:17 PM

autofire372

Obvious troll is obvious.

10/8/2008 9:02:09 PM

Detrs

It should be illegal to be this stupid.

10/8/2008 9:08:01 PM

John

Hey, a new variation on the old "if we came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys" argument. It's been a while since I added to my collection of stupid creationist arguments.

10/8/2008 9:21:43 PM

captain hooker

even if this is a Poe, it's not even fundie, just stupid


10/8/2008 9:29:07 PM

Prager

No!

10/8/2008 9:33:09 PM



Some noob failed at life when they posted this. They listed themselves (aj) in the Fundie Name box instead of Jack Miehoff (a blatantly obvious poe).

10/8/2008 9:33:22 PM

Mike

THE FAIL! IT HURTS SO, SO MUCH!

10/8/2008 9:48:33 PM

Copache

NOTHING WORKS THAT WAY!

10/8/2008 9:50:51 PM

aaa

Dodo ain't coming back. That branch of birds withered and died.

10/8/2008 9:53:32 PM

Amanda

Gee guys, he's got us there! I believed wholeheartedly in evolution but am now forced to admit it was all a lie the whole time. Excuse me, I have to get to church.

10/8/2008 9:55:35 PM

1BurningStake

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

DO NOT WANT

PLEASE BE A TROLL!

10/8/2008 11:07:48 PM

tracer

Why is the author listed as "aj"?

10/8/2008 11:37:47 PM

Moondog

Jack Miehoff sounds like a prank phone call made to Moe's Tavern.
"Is Jack Meihoff there?"
"Jack Meihoff, please!?"
"I think you better do that yourself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Look you little punk, if I ever get my hands on you, I'll tear you limb from limb!..."

10/9/2008 12:12:46 AM
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