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Quote# 49135

If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?

aj, Yahoo Answers 45 Comments [10/8/2008 8:03:51 PM]
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#712122


Cue Morbo

10/8/2008 8:05:20 PM

#712124
BreeStar

This is a poe. Check out the name on the actual question. Jack Miehoff is an obvious gag name.

10/8/2008 8:06:11 PM

#712138
Old Viking

Poe.

10/8/2008 8:12:24 PM

#712141
anevilmeme

Another day, another random drooling moron.

10/8/2008 8:13:15 PM

#712144
Grigadil

Your mama hatched a dodo.

10/8/2008 8:15:57 PM

#712155
Knotilus

If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?


Nope.

Next!

10/8/2008 8:26:20 PM

#712156
Giveitaday

If Darwin's theory of evolution is real, why is the Dodo bird still extinct?
Shouldn't some fish or alligator have laid a mess of Dodo bird eggs by now?


That isn't Darwin's theory. If such an event were to happen then it would disprove Darwin's theory. But don't have any idea what you are talking about either, do you?

10/8/2008 8:26:22 PM

#712164
Horsefeathers

Dodo's aren't extinct. There's a ton of them at Rapture Ready and more than a few over on Yahoo Answers.

Oh, Dodo birds... never mind.

10/8/2008 8:28:51 PM

#712171
myheadhurts

Jack Mieoff isn't even subtle folks.

10/8/2008 8:31:24 PM

#712173


Why is a bird extinct if there's natural selection? Durrr, I dunno, why's the world here if it was created?

10/8/2008 8:33:58 PM

#712177
Reks

Really obvious poe

10/8/2008 8:38:24 PM

#712185
breakerslion

According to my teacher Mr. Garrison, first they have to have butt sex with 5 monkeys and a retarded fish-squirrel.

Poe.

10/8/2008 8:52:17 PM

#712192
autofire372

Obvious troll is obvious.

10/8/2008 9:02:09 PM

#712194
Detrs

It should be illegal to be this stupid.

10/8/2008 9:08:01 PM

#712201
John

Hey, a new variation on the old "if we came from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys" argument. It's been a while since I added to my collection of stupid creationist arguments.

10/8/2008 9:21:43 PM

#712205
captain hooker

even if this is a Poe, it's not even fundie, just stupid


10/8/2008 9:29:07 PM

#712211
Prager

No!

10/8/2008 9:33:09 PM

#712212


Some noob failed at life when they posted this. They listed themselves (aj) in the Fundie Name box instead of Jack Miehoff (a blatantly obvious poe).

10/8/2008 9:33:22 PM

#712223
Mike

THE FAIL! IT HURTS SO, SO MUCH!

10/8/2008 9:48:33 PM

#712227
Copache

NOTHING WORKS THAT WAY!

10/8/2008 9:50:51 PM

#712230
aaa

Dodo ain't coming back. That branch of birds withered and died.

10/8/2008 9:53:32 PM

#712235
Amanda

Gee guys, he's got us there! I believed wholeheartedly in evolution but am now forced to admit it was all a lie the whole time. Excuse me, I have to get to church.

10/8/2008 9:55:35 PM

#712301
1BurningStake

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

DO NOT WANT

PLEASE BE A TROLL!

10/8/2008 11:07:48 PM

#712325
tracer

Why is the author listed as "aj"?

10/8/2008 11:37:47 PM

#712350
Moondog

Jack Miehoff sounds like a prank phone call made to Moe's Tavern.
"Is Jack Meihoff there?"
"Jack Meihoff, please!?"
"I think you better do that yourself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Look you little punk, if I ever get my hands on you, I'll tear you limb from limb!..."

10/9/2008 12:12:46 AM
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