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I have found Darwin to be illogical.

Darwin him self thought his theory was illogical.

If evolution is fact then we are aliens. We went from primitive tools to the internet in 200 years. more so the last 50 years.

Evolution in theory takes time.

Nick, topix 32 Comments [10/9/2008 6:10:06 AM]
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Osiris

In those 200 years have humans changed at all? No. Moot point.

10/9/2008 6:16:53 AM

Mortok

Evolution and technological development are NOT the same thing!

10/9/2008 6:25:29 AM



There are other comments in that thread, even on the same page, that are FAR more ignorant/stupid/fundie.

But I love how EVERY SINGLE Christian complaint about the 'Religulous' movie is either a personal attack on Bill, a general attack on liberals/atheists/etc or an outright lie (probably because they haven't even seen the movie). Or all of the above. They'll do anything to avoid answering any tough questions.

10/9/2008 6:38:06 AM

Paschal Wagner

So now they're denying the industrial revolution too? How young is the Earth now, 25 years?

10/9/2008 7:35:16 AM



If evolution is fact then we are aliens.

wait what

10/9/2008 7:36:26 AM

The Jamo

MASSIVE LOGICAL DISCONNECT... on your part, that is; not Darwin's.

10/9/2008 8:44:57 AM

Nate!

Primitive tools to the Internet in 200 years? Does he think the nineteenth century was full of stone axes or something?

10/9/2008 8:56:06 AM

David B.

No, it's called the Industrial Revolution. See? There's an 'r' at the front and everything.

[size=8](Hmpf. Mr. Wagner beat me to it by a scant 2 hours, I see.)[/size]

10/9/2008 9:22:37 AM

Fera

Ooor we just got smarter and succeeded in building technology? The human race hasn't changed at all, our lifestyle has, though.

10/9/2008 9:46:20 AM

Dogmeat

Whaaaaat??

Evolution =/= Technological development

10/9/2008 9:51:36 AM

anevilmeme

Worst fundie argument ever.

10/9/2008 10:11:18 AM

Quest

Wait... WHAT?!?

10/9/2008 10:56:58 AM

Bored One-time Poster

Tools were not primitive 200 years ago, and Darwin didn't think his theory was illogical, since he came up with it based on evidence he found for himself. You fail at history, and know nothing at all of biology.

In fact, I could argue that you don't know squat about technology, either, but miraculously you seem to be able to type, so I'll leave that one and hope that you're just the result of a lot of monkeys with a lot of keyboards.

10/9/2008 10:59:29 AM

Freboy

I have found Darwin to be illogical.
Then you just don't get it.

Darwin him self thought his theory was illogical.
What?

If evolution is fact then we are aliens.
What?

We went from primitive tools to the internet in 200 years. more so the last 50 years.

Evolution in theory takes time.

Not making any sense.

10/9/2008 12:16:56 PM



I have found Darwin to be illogical.

So you failed your biology courses or had crappy creationist teachers. Just because you're scientifically illiterate doesn't mean the rest of us are.

Darwin him self thought his theory was illogical.

Massive citation- actually, a citation's not needed. Even if Darwin in later years came up with a new idea, and regardless of if Darwin was a sexist, racist pig, the fact remains that the evidence fully supports evolution. Science does not worship the man like you do your 'god' idol.

If evolution is fact then we are aliens. We went from primitive tools to the internet in 200 years. more so the last 50 years.

What the fuck? Aliens? You went from mildly stupid to totally fucked up right there. I mean, people with actual mental disorders have an excuse to be incoherent, but you appear to just be a fucking moron. And what does technology have to do with evolution? The way technology is developed is NOT analogous to evolution. Evolution occurs only to living things. Get it right, creationist dumbass.

Evolution in theory takes time.

You're not using the scientific definition of the word theory properly since you say it like it's on the level of a hypothesis. Yes, evolution takes time, something that is easily accounted for unless you're a retard who thinks the Earth is only 6000 years old.

10/9/2008 1:38:22 PM

JohnTheAtheist

Hey, Nick, GREAT point dude. Really makes sense.

Also, I'm really glad that somebody donated computers to the ward that you live so that you can use the internet. Don't forget to take your meds.

10/9/2008 2:02:35 PM

Headache

I have found Darwin to be illogical.

You wouldn't know what Darwin argued if someone held a gun to your head nor do you have the faculties to do so.


10/9/2008 2:50:39 PM

Larty

Darwin was a well-educated natural scientist, and he spent 12 years pondering the theory of evolution and studying evidence. I would be surprised if he had actually thought the theory is illogical. Unless this is a reference to the quote-mined sentence in The Origin of Species where Darwin admits it seems absurd to him for the eye to have evolved.

10/9/2008 3:14:36 PM

anonymous

"I have found Darwin to be illogical"

Maybe, lots of great scientists were insane.

"Darwin him self thought his theory was illogical."

That's a shame, it's really a good theory.

"We went from primitive tools to the internet in 200 years. more so the last 50 years."

Evolution gave us intelligence and then society made all those advancements. Humans are still born basically the same as we were millenia ago, just into a more advanced society.

10/9/2008 3:25:28 PM

Beeblebrox

Evolution has nothing to do with technological acheivement. By the way, science has had to fight tooth and nail against the Christian church over each and every advancement in science.

10/9/2008 3:30:21 PM

aaa

It's the industrial revolution. Not in any way related to evolution.

10/9/2008 3:32:56 PM

Mister Spak

No, we went to the internet. You fundies are still in the primitive tool stage.

10/9/2008 5:32:27 PM

David D.G.

"We went from primitive tools to the internet in 200 years."

And, apparently, we still have primitive tools going to the Internet -- Nick here being a prime example.


~David D.G.

10/9/2008 6:11:04 PM

anti-nonsense

technological development is not evolution.

10/9/2008 6:13:19 PM

Bad Influence

*facepalms*

10/9/2008 6:28:24 PM
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