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Atheist means no religion, no moral values, totaly evil people just aim to spread wars between different religion so that religios people can be finished from this world, totally followers of satan...

\SbMang, Zorpia.com 37 Comments [10/9/2008 5:41:25 AM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

Damn, he caught us

10/9/2008 5:53:00 AM

Mortok

I'm sorry. WHO declared a completely unnecessary war on Iraq again? It seems to have slipped my mind.

10/9/2008 5:55:28 AM

Rallymodeller

1. Atheism =/= nihilism.

2. Atheists do not worship Satan. The name pretty much says it all.

3. Atheists do not promote sectarian violence. You fundies (of all religious stripes) seem to do a pretty good job of that yourselves. We just sit back and watch, protect what's ours, and go in afterward to pick up the pieces.

10/9/2008 5:55:29 AM

Son of a Nonymous

Let me get this straight. Wars conducted in the name of religion are somehow the fault of atheism? Makes perfect sense to me! *eyeroll*

10/9/2008 6:12:38 AM

Kris Kringle

Yes, this is correct! We atheists have conducted many wars and murders and genocide at the direction and in the name of our deity whose name is...oh wait a minute...never mind.

10/9/2008 6:18:45 AM

ArmandT

Atheists means people who have no religious affiliation, who don't believe in a God or Gods.

Is that really that hard to understand?

10/9/2008 6:35:01 AM

ChristPuncher

well not that my name helps any, but to me an athiest is just someone who doesn't believe at all and wants nothing to do with religion...period.

10/9/2008 6:38:22 AM

Dracori

No, no, and...no. See, we believe in peace and tolerance between religions and people of NO religion. We believe that we should all be able to believe in what we want without worrying about people judging us just because we think differently. We believe in love, not hate.

And we don't worship Satan. You can't worship what you don't believe in.

10/9/2008 7:25:41 AM

Fishcakes

I have no specific religion. However, I do have moral values that I adhere to, and they include respect for others. Also, I'm very much anti-war.

10/9/2008 7:29:59 AM

The Jamo

You're correct!

10/9/2008 8:55:59 AM

Rebellious Scot

Um isn't that Satanism.

Since atheism is no belief in God (He doesn't exist)

Also, why do people always forget, us agnostics?

10/9/2008 8:57:42 AM

aaa

Kid, what do you know about atheism?

10/9/2008 9:30:58 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

You got the first 4 words right. The rest of them, not so much.

10/9/2008 9:56:55 AM

anevilmeme

"Atheist means no religion..."

Correct, now please stop talking while your ahead!


10/9/2008 10:14:09 AM

Anna

No religion... but we're Satanists? Wut?

10/9/2008 11:02:31 AM

Bored One-time Poster

Wow, it's actually right there in the dictionary!

Atheist: Noun. No religion, no moral values, totally evil people just aim to spread wars between different religion so cthat religios people can be finished from this world, totally followers of satan...

Now we need to find a new word meaning "a person who does not believe in god."

10/9/2008 11:11:50 AM

Cabraxas

Satan is your demon, not ours.

10/9/2008 11:35:09 AM

redfergus

Why is it that these people can't write in English? Home schooling, is it? Or just stupidity?

Either way, it diminishes their message. Not that their message has any value, anyway.

fergus


10/9/2008 11:43:34 AM

Freboy

A follower of Satan isn't an atheist, dear.

10/9/2008 12:12:00 PM

johnnybgod

Wait ... now it's OUR fault that crazy religious nuts want to kill each other? Damn I didn't know that was our responsibility, sorry to all the other atheists I'll start working on that right away.

10/9/2008 12:25:35 PM

Jim

You lack gray matter.

(It means you're stupid.)

10/9/2008 1:21:28 PM

JohnTheAtheist

SbMang is onto us! This is exactly what I am trying to do!

Bad news for you Sb, religion doesn't need atheism to spread wars between you all. You guys have perfected that art long ago all by yourselves. Honestly, I have no problem with it other then the fact that it is liable to kill me and my children as well, you dumb ass.

10/9/2008 1:48:31 PM

anonymous

Of course I have morals.

Like, watch this.

...

See? Did you see me not kill that puppy?

Let's try again.

...

SEE?

10/9/2008 3:31:43 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

You forgot to mention the part about eating babies and kicking puppies.

10/9/2008 4:31:23 PM

Pagnostic

The first clause of the first sentence was absolutely correct, but the rest of the post was garbage.

10/9/2008 5:27:39 PM
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