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#712903
Jezebel's Evil Sister
Because Fundie God™ is big and mean and more than borderline psychotic. Only logical explanation.
10/9/2008 1:21:17 PM
#712908
Exmuslim Turk
Then fuck his salvation sideways.
10/9/2008 1:24:35 PM
#712931
If this 'god' psycho turns out to be real, we need to find a way to kill him/her/it ASAP. I'd rather not live in a 'paradise' ruled by a genocidal, egomaniacal infanticide-loving deity, thanks.
10/9/2008 1:43:01 PM
#712933
Ambrielle
But why?
10/9/2008 1:43:55 PM
#712938
kingoftheheavies
Again, I'll chop this fucking gawd's head off with a sword.
10/9/2008 1:46:57 PM
#712953
emau99
Just hand over your soul, and nobody will get hurt...
10/9/2008 1:54:16 PM
#712958
Xotan
How do you know God's ways? I do not accept for one moment that amen knows God's ways!
The ball is in amen's court very firmly.
10/9/2008 1:56:15 PM
#712967
Nihlum
...and if you dont do as he says he will come round and beat you with a big stick...because you know Hank owns this town.
10/9/2008 2:00:28 PM
#712981
Blackclaw
"Because we just do."
Well that fucking clears it up.
Some folks wrote stuff down in a book a long long time ago and I have have to believe what they wrote because you say I have to.
There are a lot of old holy books. Why should I belive you know which one is right? Why should I believe any of them are right?
Please just have all deities that want me to do something drop by and explain what they want over brunch or something.
Until then, I have no more reason to believe you than to belive the crazy fellow on the corner screaming the the end is near.
Oh wait, that is you.
10/9/2008 2:07:24 PM
#713044
Headache
It's always funny to watch them answer questions they have no clue how to answer.
Religion is like parenting of adult imbeciles.
10/9/2008 2:38:22 PM
#713083
Horsefeathers
Because we just do. We are in no position to question Der Fuhrer's ways. Do as He says and you will be saved.
10/9/2008 3:03:15 PM
#713124
Beeblebrox
We are in no position to question God's ways.
I beg to differ. As a reasoning being I find I am in the best position possible to question Jehovah's ways.
10/9/2008 3:25:00 PM
#713165
JohnTheAtheist
Yes, don't think or ask questions!
10/9/2008 3:41:01 PM
#713204
Osiris
But Jesus died to save man's sins. Doesn't it seem counter productive that we have to do what he says before that sacrifice can have any merit?
10/9/2008 3:54:04 PM
#713222
werewolf
Extortion and blackmail for the sake of your beliefs is still extortion and blackmail.
10/9/2008 4:00:25 PM
#713266
aaa
I prefer to go my own path-
10/9/2008 4:20:58 PM
#713273
Mister Spak
Allah disagrees.
10/9/2008 4:25:09 PM
#713307
myheadhurts
Automaton say baa like a good little sheep.
10/9/2008 4:38:30 PM
#713502
Larty
"Why must we believe Jesus died for us in order to be saved?"
I'm surprised why I haven't come up with this question before. Indeed, why would he have to? Did God just have to make his son's death (who was actually himself) really dramatic before people would believe in him? Couldn't he do stuff like that, like, today?
10/9/2008 6:35:58 PM
#713573
Old Viking
At least he doesn't beat around the bush.
10/9/2008 7:17:26 PM
#713606
The L
That's right kids, don't think for yourselves. Don't question anything. Just do what the nice cult leader says, and everything will be OK. Here, have some Kool-Aid.
10/9/2008 7:29:30 PM
#713770
M.M.
Because we just do. We are in no position to question God's ways.
Fundie in a nutshell.
10/9/2008 8:31:51 PM
#714046
solomongrundy
God is like a Mafia protection racket?
You don't pay him his dues, you get a visit.
'Nice little life you have here. A shame if anything was to happen to it'.
10/9/2008 10:57:06 PM
#715462
Moon Wolfhowl
"It just works that way" is only acceptable for certain plot devices in fantasy and sci fi. Reality, not so much.
10/10/2008 11:09:35 PM
#719255
Shadoboy
Poor God, his followers make him look so bad...
10/14/2008 7:08:41 AM
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