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[Discussing the Bill Maher film, Religulous]

Well, you can't blame them for making fun of us Christians. You can’t make fun of the Jews (that would show clearly that you were a Nazi) and you can't make fun of the Blacks. That would make you a white supremicist (Nazi). So, they HAVE to make fun of someone, so they do. That's what they do. It defines them. They feel Christians are stupid, and they are smart. We are undermenshen. That is a term made popular by Nazis during the second world war and it is German for under men. These Undermenshen included Jews, Russians, Slavs, and anyone who wasn't ARyan.

Hitler spent a lot of time kissing up to certain Christian leaders. After all, his army was mostly Christian and he needed to have his soldiers follow him. But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man.

Michael Medved, a jewish film critic, speaking about how Hollywood depictions of Christians, said that he hasn't seen any persecution that was similar to this since Hitler made films about the Jews in the 1940s.

Jonteel, christianforums.com 39 Comments [10/8/2008 11:01:03 PM]
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dpareja

"But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man."

[citation needed]

10/8/2008 11:03:10 PM

C_V


massive [citation needed]

and that is the biggest Godwin I have ever seeeeen.

10/8/2008 11:03:47 PM

aaa

Godwin!

10/8/2008 11:08:43 PM

Paschal Wagner

Untermenschen can't spell.

10/8/2008 11:13:56 PM

tracer

"Well, you can't blame them for making fun of us Christians."



Have you actually seen Religulous ?

He spends more time making fun of Scientology than he does making fun of Christianity.

10/8/2008 11:17:49 PM

myheadhurts

Okay, where's the pit of hungry crocodiles? Godwin!

BTW the Jewish religion gets made fun of -in fact I can't think of a religion that is off limits to criticism. Ethnicities, not so much because ethnic inheritance is not chosen. It would be very poor form to make fun of someone because they have more melatonin or other easily identifiable physical characteristic.

As far as Medved and Hitler, laughing at dumb ideas is not even close to Nazism. If non-Christians can take the heat from blow hard Christians, I'm sure your skin is thick enough to handle the same treatment.

10/8/2008 11:24:10 PM

Bad Influence

Pie chart, anyone?

Also: Godwin's law.

10/8/2008 11:24:59 PM

HoJuSimpson


10/8/2008 11:33:09 PM

Old Viking

I laugh at fundy beliefs. But now I feel like such a ... such a persecutor. That's Untermenschen, by the way. And Hitler was a Christian.

10/8/2008 11:44:52 PM



You people have no idea what persecution is like.

10/8/2008 11:53:51 PM



http://members.cox.net/bluegargoyle/Mythology/not-persecuted.jpg

10/9/2008 12:00:45 AM

CT

Hitler spent a lot of time kissing up to certain Christian leaders. After all, his army was mostly Christian and he needed to have his soldiers follow him.

Yep... because all the nasty stuff couldn't be done without the majority Christian Germans getting it done...

But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man.

And you think that maybe the fact that all those Christians let themselves be talked into commiting some of the most horrendous crimes against humanity in all history, talked into doing their "Christian Duty" no less, doesn't give people the idea that Christianity is nothing more than a cruel joke??


Your belief got used and you fell for it... that makes it a fucking joke, and one that makes people sick.

10/9/2008 12:01:57 AM

Fdragon

A Ryan?

lol.

I know he means aryan, but that is still kinda funny.

10/9/2008 12:10:38 AM

Illuminatalie

Godwin of the decade!

10/9/2008 12:18:02 AM

Nowonmai

But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man.

Your pants must be smoking something awful, right about now.

10/9/2008 12:20:51 AM

Papabear

"Well, you can't blame them for making fun of us Christians."

Thank you for understanding.


"They feel Christians are stupid, and they are smart."

Not always, but, generally, yes.


"Hitler spent a lot of time kissing up to certain Christian leaders. After all, his army was mostly Christian and he needed to have his soldiers follow him. But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man."

How is it that you are privy to what Hitler privately thought?


"Michael Medved, a jewish film critic, speaking about how Hollywood depictions of Christians, said that he hasn't seen any persecution that was similar to this since Hitler made films about the Jews in the 1940s."

Michael Medved is an idiot and an a**.

10/9/2008 12:37:41 AM

Mr Doubt(hell)fire

Medved hates every single movie he reviews. I find it hard to believe that anyone would take that man's reviews seriously, especially since he seems to be one of those Jews that focus all their resources on defending Christians.

10/9/2008 12:52:55 AM

emau99

So...you've given up on blaming the holocaust on atheists?

10/9/2008 12:55:12 AM

Osiris

So Christianity isn't a religion when it's convenient, and it is a religion when it is.

10/9/2008 1:04:16 AM

WMDKitty

First sentence is perfect. Unfortunately, he went into massive HISTORICAL FAIL (with a Godwin!), and finished with a spelling and foreign-language fail. (It's "uentermenschen"... um, that's supposed to be a "U" with the double-dots over it.) Continues with more failure, related to Hitler and his religion (he was, in fact, a Christian).

Aw, hell, it's a massive, steaming pile of FAIL all around.

@#756617 -- Fix'd your image post.


10/9/2008 1:14:09 AM

Bri

ARyan...so, pirates?

10/9/2008 1:23:05 AM

Mister Spak

"They feel Christians are stupid, and they are smart."

That happens when christians talk about Obama worshipping chickens.

10/9/2008 1:23:26 AM

John

Maher isn't making fun of Christians. He's making fun of the small minority of Christians who are holier-than-thou, judgmental, hypocritical, hate-filled lunatic fringe fundamentalist bigots.

10/9/2008 1:29:37 AM

Devonian

"But, privately (and we have proof of this) he felt that Christianity was the biggest joke ever played on man."
No, privately he thought what he was doing was God's work. He wrote as much himself, iirc.

10/9/2008 2:10:04 AM

LM

Open letter to fundamentalist fuckwits:

Please stop trying to use words in other languages in the vain attempt to look smart until you finally learn to write in your first language in a way that no longer resembles the crayon scribblings of a special education kindergartener.

Many thanks,

LM

10/9/2008 2:11:24 AM
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