How many believe as I do, that after another 50 to 100 years of the Liberals shoving their crap down our throats, that the conservatives of this nation will finally have enough, and have finally been pushed far enough that another American Civil War (With Blood spilled in the streets) will actually occur and as myself, am actually looking forward to it. Even if we might be in the twilight of our lives (but our children will be the ones to benefit from it). Hell, I can picture myself in a wheel chair, strolling the street with a M16 taking out Liberals. LOL
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Well, Joe, I should probably mention that not all liberals are pussies. In fact, this here's one liberal who is a gun owner and served in the military.
Oh yeah, and I'm Canadian. Do you have any idea how much perseverance it takes to get a firearms license up here? Probably a lot more dedication than you're willing to exert on just about anything.
Translation: Shut the fuck up, redneck.,
Even if we might be in the twilight of our lives (but our children will be the ones to benefit from it).
So you're going to start a war and make your kids fight in it for you? How does killing them benefit them?
That being said: Not fundie
How many believe as I do, that after another 50 to 100 years of the Liberals shoving their crap down our throats
That's funny. I thought it was the other way around.
How many believe as I do
It's just you.
"Hell, I can picture myself in a wheel chair, strolling the street with a M16 taking out Liberals. LOL"
Thanks, JOEVIKING. That is quite a funny image you've described. Like a low-tech Dalek. You're as mad as a brush, but you made me laugh.
The thing is, since the Enlightenment, in the West liberals have *always* won, eventually. It's why we have things like representative government, freedom of the press, an economic middle class, and no slavery.
That entire thread is full of failure. One of the next posts: "I am young and full of vitality and ready to fight.
I have been thinking the same thing the last few days and especially since somehow an appropriations bill wound up in the senate without ever passing the house.
It is time to take America back and make sure the constitution is very explicit about how literally it should be taken, thus solving all the problems caused by the government.
Some revisions to the constitution to explicitly state how much debt the government can take on with exceptions for war time of course, and also what the government is allowed to spend on to begin with will be needed.
That will be a good start.
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with a M16 taking out Liberals
Meh, my stepbrother and his Sargent think the solution is to burn down every rat infested ghetto in the country as part of the revolution. "
1. Enlist.
2. Learn Congressional procedure.
3. Try reading the Constitution sometime. You may remember those 9th and 10th Amendments.
4. Our last liberal president left us with a surplus. Your conservitive president has racked up the largest national debt we've ever had.
5. Ah! Stupid AND racist too!
Sorry Joe, I don't buy it. You would have to leave mommy and daddy's basement. And, unlike your video games, when people shoot back, it hurts.PS Your conservatives had six years 2000-2006 where they pretty much controlled this country. They have brought this country to the brink of economic disaster, foreign policy disasters, an endless war for false pretences, worldwide joke status of our Presidency, and the destruction of the middle class. You are a liar as well as a wannabe warrior.
"How many believe as I do, that after another 50 to 100 years of the Liberals shoving their crap down our throats"
The fuck are you .talking about? Republicans have been in control of just about EVERYTHING in America for almost thirty years now.
Does this idiot really believe that his "compassionate conservative" buddies would allow some old fart in a wheel chair to do anything but sit and slobber on themselves? I have been classified as a Social Liberal, am armed, trained and swore an oath to defend the Constitution from nutbags like this.
"Hell, I can picture myself in a wheel chair, strolling the street with a M16 taking out Liberals. LOL"
That's going to make you a pretty easy target don't you think?
Personally I use an FAL. Sure it's heavier but the increased power of the round makes up for it.
Have fun getting about all the rubble in that wheelchair, cripple.
Just for fun, I might duct-tape your ass into that chair, chain you to my truck, and take you for an exciting ride.
I can picture myself in a massive suit of powered armor wielding a Vulcan cannon, but that doesn't make any of it remotely possible or likely.
Though that would be kinda awesome.
Is it even possible to stroll the street in a wheel chair?
Oh and some of us atheist liberty-loving tree-hugger gay-friendly scum shoot back. My preference would be an M-14. Possibly an M-1 (love the sound when the clip ejects).
In a wheelchair, strolling the street? Strolling?
Wouldn't that require one of them fancy new-fangled walking machines which doesn't actually exist other than in Starwars?
"I can picture myself in a massive suit of powered armor wielding a Vulcan cannon, but that doesn't make any of it remotely possible or likely.
Though that would be kinda awesome. "
http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2008-04/building-real-iron-man
Give us a decade to work the portable power problem out and we'll get it to you.
Science - It's anti-fundy and what you need to crush your enemies beneath your power armor.
"Even if we might be in the twilight of our lives (but our children will be the ones to benefit from it)."
So you're going to force your children to fight and die in a war that YOU want. How charming.
Also, I just imagined some old fucker with an M16 strapped to his electric wheelchair, trundling along the street with an IV drip clutched in one hand and shouting "EX-TER-MI-NATE!" like some kind of third-rate Dalek. It made me laugh, but I'm thinking that wasn't the reaction you were going for.
What if those satanic liberals breathe fire on you?
Honestly, the levels of stupidity in these people...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hadn't there been Conservatives in government in the US for eight years when this was written? Since 1981* there have been 20 years with Conservatives and 12 years with Liberals in the US. Were the Conservative governments shoving Liberal crap down your throats, Joey, or what?
*I tried to count the years since the beginning of the US, but lost my figures somewhere around JFK. It seems pretty even, though. On the second try I found that it's 88 years for Republicans (first year 1861) and 88 years for Democrats (first year 1829). I believe there was a bit of switcharoo somewhere, when the Democrats turned more Liberal and the Republicans turned more Conservative, but I don't know when (1930s?).
If history is any precedent, in 50 years your lot will be saying, "We conservatives were always on the forefront of marriage equality. If it wasn't for those stupid libs, we'd have made it the law of the land years ago."
After all, its what your lot is trying to do with slavery and the civil rights movements of the 60's.
"Even if we might be in the twilight of our lives (but our children will be the ones to benefit from it)"
Careful. Your subconscious acknowledgement that we Left -wing Atheists, and everything we say, think, and do is always right - and everything you Religious Reich say/do/think /'believe' is wrong in every conceivable way - is showing. [/smartarse]
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