Atheists are hateful creatures half-monkey half-human. They don't know how to live professional due to their half-monkey ethics. They are devoid of spirituality hence so much hatred from them.
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If you come here, I'll show you my professional credentials. Seriously. They're up on the wall.
Then I'll throw monkey turds at you.
Ooh, ooh, aah, aah (scratches armpit) ee, ee (swings from light fixture in office) aah, aah (hates your God)
Don't know how to life professional?
So you're telling me there are people who have living as their profession? Where do I sign up?
Now if you want to talk about people who are very professional in their life, I'm gonna assume you know who Bill Gates is.
#756320 and Berny, I resent those remarks, I'm a BC native and I am far from retarded.
Albertans are the retarded ones, that's because Alberta is Canada's version of Texas.
And I find it ironic that this individual is accusing US of "hatred" while spewing massive amounts of same.
Atheists are hateful creatures half-monkey half-human.
So you admit that evolution happens?
They don't know how to live professional
Please tell me how does one goes about living "professional"?
due to their half-monkey ethics.
What exactly are "half-monkey" ethics? If your refering to the fact that I don't get my ethics from your holy book then I would say that my ethics are probably better than yours, since I don't think it's ok to kill someone because my imaginary friend doesn't like them.
They are devoid of spirituality
What exactly is spirituality? And how do you know that someone is devoid of it?
hence so much hatred from them.
Awww ... The poor wittle chwistian is soooo persecuted 'cause not evewyone kiss the ass of him imaginawy fwiend.
If I "hated" religious people you could be damn sure that I would make that known, As it stands I find your kind to be both annoying and amusing at the same time.
anti-nonsense, #756440, and Berny,
I resent all of your remarks. I'm from Calgary, and I'm far from retarded. Sure, we have more than our fair share of nuts here, but don't count us all out.
Lone Wolf, is that yet another of your sock puppets?
@Bernie: "Only if they're from West of Manitoba"
Does that mean us Newfs are off the hook?
anti-nonsense, #756440, Berny and Lainey
Now, now. Everyone knows the smartest Canadians are the ones that aren't even from Canada.
Atheists (and I'm assuming you mean all atheist-wiccan-muslim-pagan-satanists, when you say that) are some of the most moral, ethical, and loving people I know. Christians, on the other hand, tend to be the most hate-filled, unethical people EVAR.
"They don't know how to live professional due to their half-monkey ethics."
I live professional all the time! I'm a well respected member of the living community!
Whatever you're smoking maple leaf, I want some. Unless it's maple leaves, in which case, you can keep them.
@ All Canadians on this Forum
I was just kidding people!
Let's face it, we have our share of fundies in this country, although the percentage is dramatically lower than in the USA. Hell, I know several myself.
I'm not going to point at any particular province as having a higher percentage of them.
Maple Leaf is a half-wit for his comment, and might not even be Canadian.
"Nuff said.
They don't know how to live professional due to their half-monkey ethics.
Bill Gates is an Atheist, and for a certain time he was the richest person on earth. Now he is still among the top 10 of wealthiest persons on earth.
Linus Torvalds is an outspoken Atheist. He developed from scratch a computer operating system which is now among the most important OS employed world wide in servers.
First you must try to top those professional achievements, "maple leaf". I don't know who you are, but there is the possibility that you live somewhere a miserable life in a trailer.
Yeah, that monkey that was sitting in a tree in my garden a few minutes ago (true story - this is Africa after all) must have been my long lost brother coming to say hello.
But the only thing I hate is idiots like this telling me what I am and what I'm not, when he/she doesn't know me from a bar of soap.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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