"Here, Polly, look, I can doa GREAT impression!"
"Yes, Mr. Fawlty, that's right! Of James Cagney!"
"James Cagney? I don't know about him, but I know who I CAN do!"
"No, Mr. Fawlty, please, don-"
"Look, I'll do the funny walk and the salute! STRACHEUBEN DACHRE, MEIN FUEHRER! EIN, ZWEI, DREI, VIER! EIN, ZWEI, DREI, VIER!"
"HERR FAWLTY, VILL YOU STOP IT!"
"You Germans, you have absolutely no sense of humour, do you!"
"It iz insulting to mein people und mein country! Look: my vife ist crying!"
"I'M TRYING TO CHEER HER UP, YOU STUPID KRAUT!"
"STOP IT!"
"WHO WON THE BLOODY WAR ANYWAY!?"
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"Well, you started it."
"No, ve did not start it!"
"Yes you did, you invaded Poland!"