[To the question: "Why don't christian wives submit to their husbands anymore?"]
some women are under demonic influence. They are to submit to their husbands. The bible says the head of every woman is man, and the head of every man is Christ Jesus. Did you ever hear of men have a men's movement, complaining and disputing the headship of Christ? no. Only Satan wants disorder in the family.
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Actually Jesus wants to break up the family. He's quite explicit about it, read your damn bible:
"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children,and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple. "
-Frank
Wait. Wut?
jebus? head? men?
Did you ever hear of men have a men's movement, complaining and disputing the headship of Christ? no.
Why would someone complain about having to submit to an imaginary figure? Seems like it's the best of both worlds. Your wife disagrees with you? Jesus told me this is the way, and you must submit. Go make me a sammich. Turns out to be a bad decision? Jesus is just testing us, you must submit. So go make me a sammich.
"Did you ever hear of men have a men's movement, complaining and disputing the headship of Christ?"
The French and American revolutions?
Did you ever hear of men have a men's movement, complaining and disputing the headship of Christ?
Yes. It's called "being a man who isn't a Christian." Membership comprises a large fraction of the planet's population. It's pretty informal, though - we don't actually have any meetings or a newsletter or anything.
The lack of sexual release, Obadiah, can lead to prostate cancer in men. Get re-acquainted with your hand or go find a friend. Either way, chill.
"and the head of every man is Christ Jesus"
So, if I look in the mirror, I'm going to see Jesus sticking out of the top of my neck?
So, Obadiah, you must be voting for Obama/Biden this year then? I mean, a woman should not be VP or even have a chance at becoming President. That would violate your gods word, right?
So, the logical conclusion is that you must be really mad at McCain/Palin for breaking gods word.
/Did you ever hear of men have a men's movement, complaining and disputing the headship of Christ? no./
Well, maybe if it was the other way around, if verses in the Bible could be used to justify the virtual enslavement and degradation of MEN by WOMEN, then yes, I do believe that such a movement would have to occur sooner or later.
/Only Satan wants disorder in the family./
Hmm, let's see. Adam's first wife is Lilith. Lilith wants to be on top during sex. She believes that it is only natural, for she and Adam are inherently equal, being of the same species and being made from the same substance. Adam, being the chauvinist pig he is (and contradicting the supposedly "innocent and childlike" image we have of him and Eve), disagrees. God takes Adam's side and Lilith is banished from Eden. She flees to Satan, who apparently doesn't mind Lilith's dominant tendencies, because the issue is never brought up again.
Tell me, who is the one who inspired disorder in that "family?" It looks to me that Satan's not the one looking bad.
and the head of every man is Christ Jesus. Did you ever hear of men have a men's movement, complaining and disputing the headship of Christ? no.
Ever hear of Atheists or Anti-theists?
Y'know, sadly, submit can mean seeing the other side and seeing no harm in that so not fighting against it. Or, Outside malecentric religion, comprimise.
So you're trying to hide absolute domination or enslavement under that softer reasonable sounding "submit"
Say SLAVE and be done with it, be honest.
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