[A girl drowned in NZ while having an exorcism performed on her. Exorcisms/possession is complete crap and dangerous to those who believe in it, not because of a demon or spirit, but because of the religious fanatics that "saved" your friend.]
Wrong. Exorcisms save lives, when done right. Catholic exorcisms are the best.
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No such thing as demons!! Exorcisms need to be made illegal, punishable by fines and/or prison. If superstitious fundi fanatics can't educate themselves or their congregations, then their church buildings need to be surrounded by barbed wire fences and guards holding semi automatic machinery. Ignorance is no excuse for psychological trauma nor murder.
Phew, I feel better now. Seriously, stop the superstitious bullshit.
Oh, so she died, pffffft a slight kerfuffle, a wee glitch in the exorcism. The main point is exorcism saves lives. Next...
"Catholic exorcisms are the best."
I can see it now: "You've tried the rest, now try the best: Catholic Exorcisms-R-Us! We're in the Yellow Pages under Nutjobs!"
"saved" is not the same as "killed" pastorb, even though it seems like you think it is.
Exorcism is bullshit, plain and simple.
You really whoop a snow lepoard's ass.
Right on brother.
Because Catholic exorcisms have 20% more anti-demon power enzymes in every box. Unfortunately, the girl died.
Square that with your faith, you Pastorb(astard)!
*curls up in the corner, sobbing...*
I am in the 21st century... I am in the 21st century...
ever , or be allowed to breed. They are mentally incompetent at best, insane at worst. They cause the rest of the species considerable pain and prevent its healthy development. In a garden they'd be ripped out and composted, or more likely burned, for the useless, worthless dross they are.
pastorb speaking over the floating, dead body of the girl, "see my friends, the excorcism was a success! the demon is no longer in control of this poor child! she's so exhausted from the demonic infestation that she doesn't even have the strength to move...or breath."
Catholic exorcisms are the best.
- So the Catholics were right all along! Long live the Pope. Viva il Papa, Heil Ratzinger!
Well, Catholic exorcism is actually 'less harmful' than Protestant ones, because the authority is really strict (all exorcisms must be approved directly by bishops or higher power); and they will ask for psychological testings and examinations before labeling an occurrence as 'demonic possession'.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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