*someone's signature*
Grab the queer by the skin on the back of his neck, rub his nose in his sodomite partner's gonorrhea, pustule infested, AIDS incubating butt, and beat him with a rolled up newspaper while sternly saying "No!." "Bad fagot!"
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Not everyone is into that. Bravo for projecting your sexual desires when nobody asked.
If your trying to draw from the barbaric practice of rubbing a dog's nose in fecal matter in order to house train, its considered abuse and permanently damages sense of smell.
Congratulations, your a jackass on many levels.
484 : A fagot is a pipe organ stop that was supposed to sound something like a bassoon. A bit of a reedy, nasally tone, but obviously not the real thing, it was cutting edge additive synthesis for 1450.. I'm not sure how it relates to the gay bondage fantasy.
As I read commments like this, I have to wonder, what would Jesus do?
But I know what the real Jesus would do. Jesus would kick this would beat the shit out of this fat fucker.
If you click the link, you'll see this person talking about how "un-moral" abortion is.
*banjo music in background*
Grab that fundie by the hair
And whack him round the face with a wooden chair
Find a psychopathic bloke who's gay and tell him what he said
Then give a £50 prize to whoever finds his head
I've got those fundie-killin' bluez!!
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Strangely, I know of someone who would be into that.
Also, "faggot" is spelled with two g's, dumbass. If you're going to be a homophobe, use correct spelling.
Someone has...odd fantasys.
Ya know, there are other people into sado-masichism. Why don't you find some of them.
Aside from the fact that the "queer"you are trying to do this to, probably has no "sodomite" partner, And there is no "gonorrhea, pustule infested, AIDS incubating butt" involved... Your actions are likely to result in a very angry homosexual beating the crap out of you for your paternalistic and dehumanizing behaviour.
So what about lesbians, who have a very low rate of AIDS and just about any other STD?
Also go die in a fire you malicious fucktard :)
In tribute to wombat
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Conservative Hero: have you ever considered the possibility that if you do that to one of us gay folks, we might just turn around and punch your lights out and then knock your teeth down your throat?
Also consider this: what we do will be considered "justified self-defense" because what YOU are proposing is "aggravated sexual assault".
So, essentially, in this person's eyes, homosexuals aren't human and you can treat them just like a dog.
At least, that's what I got from this.
Whack the ultra-conservative's gun out of his hand, pick it up, point it in front of his face, undo the safety, and say "No! Bad Nazi!".
Wow, sounds like you were really gettin' into it while you wrote that. I wonder why that is...
Also, I dare you to lay a finger on on me 'cause I'll deck you square in the jaw so hard it'll make your sexually repressed head spin.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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