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I never would have thought he was black, if the news never lied about it.
He looks more like Jewish to me.

Last month my parents that are very political called him Barack HUSSEIN in
conversation and I thought it was a joke. Now I know, That's HIS REAL NAME!

I'm not going to rant about conspiracy theories.
I wasn't watching this information on Youtube. I found it out by myself to be true.
I'm only saying here what I found out is true and proved.
All the news lies around here, they said he was black, and kept his name secret.

His name is three words in Arabic. I haven't found out what they mean yet,
but they mean something. Not like John Doe. More like precolumbian Americans,
which have names like "Red Arrow", "Crazy Horse", "Sitting Bull", etc.

People ask me why this hasn't "come out". It has, or I wouldn't know about it.

ValMikeSmith, Wrongplanet 19 Comments [10/12/2008 5:25:03 AM]
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#716932
M.M.

Now I know, That's HIS REAL NAME!

OMG RLY?! And did you know that old people are old, and that fire is hot too?

10/12/2008 6:19:51 AM

#717025


I never would have thought he was black, if the news never lied about it.
He looks more like Jewish to me.


wut?

I wasn't watching this information on Youtube. I found it out by myself to be true.
I'm only saying here what I found out is true and proved.


... you found out Barack Obama's name and that he's black.

Well done, Sherlock.

All the news lies around here, they said he was black, and kept his name secret.

wut?

His name is three words in Arabic. I haven't found out what they mean yet,
but they mean something.


DUN DUN DUNNNNN

People ask me why this hasn't "come out".

wut?

Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? This could be a huge troll, but if it isn't it doesn't seem racist or a conspiracy. It seems more like a complete raving lunatic.

10/12/2008 9:37:10 AM

#717061
aaa

Wut?

10/12/2008 10:42:05 AM

#717063
Frank

Barack: Blessed (From the Hebrew: Baruch, origin Africa)
Hussein: Handsome (Arabic word)
Obama: Common Kenyan surname (from the Luo peoples).

Holy shit yo, that took me like 2 minutes on google. This isn't something that's a giant secret or anything.

-Frank

10/12/2008 11:00:35 AM

#717064
Mortok

Holy crap! His name is his name! STOP THE PRESSES!

10/12/2008 11:19:28 AM

#717123
Apostle

O Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!


IT'S JUST A NAME YOU HUGE SON OF A BITCH.

10/12/2008 1:24:35 PM

#717190
Barikada

Barrack Hussein Obama's name /actually/ means "Satan Amerikiller McAntiChrist."

10/12/2008 3:36:23 PM

#717255
Little Miss

"Barrack" isn't Arabic. It's Hebrew. Ass.

10/12/2008 5:36:50 PM

#717439
Adam

Indeed Barikada. I, however, have found a different meaning.

The real meaning behind the name Barrack Obama is, "Violent Zionist Supporting Anti-White Messican Supporting Affirmative Action breathing up all the white man's air *insert n-word here*

10/12/2008 8:40:58 PM

#718456


Oh, golly gee, that's horrible! And what about this McCain fellow? I just realized today that his last name is Irish! He must be a secret IRA member in disguise! And his last name also contains the word, "Cain." Don't you people know what that means? He must be a murderer! He's going to murder his brother (if he has one)! Why hasn't this come out yet?

...Seriously, people, what the heck is wrong with you?

10/13/2008 3:28:05 PM

#718657
The L

From what I hear, Barack Hussein Obama is Arabic for "ValMikeSmite is a dumbfuck."

10/13/2008 7:39:33 PM

#718878
Vertigo

The L-
Freudian slip on Smite?

10/13/2008 10:26:57 PM

#719041
Will Derrickson

Barack: Blessed (From the Hebrew: Baruch, origin Africa)
Hussein: Handsome (Arabic word)
Obama: Common Kenyan surname (from the Luo peoples).
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Great... so why isn't he running for president of Africa, Iran, or the Luo peoples?

Not one of his three names is American, English, European or western in origin. Three strikes and he's out.


10/14/2008 1:28:44 AM

#719112
Mortok

Dammit, Will there's no such THING as an "American" name, at least not as you understand the term. Take, for example, your name, "William". Will IS short for William, right?

William comes from the Germanic name Wilhelm, which was composed of the elements wil "will, desire" and helm "helmet, protection". So going by YOUR logic, why aren't you in Germany, trying to revive the nazi movement?

10/14/2008 2:59:01 AM

#721167


Make up your mind. Did you find what his name is and what it stands up for or not?

10/15/2008 6:18:27 PM

#721169


William is not an American name either. It's French. And if we count last names................we should be running for Switzterland, Poland, Ireland...............

10/15/2008 6:19:34 PM

#722437
LadyJafaria

My first name was originally Hebrew (I'm not Jewish, I just have a biblical name) and my last name is Irish. So, Will, should I move to Israel, or Ireland? Or should I just stay here, like I planned on doing, because there's really no such thing as an American name, unless you mean 'a name an American has'?

Also, being derived from a word is common to names of all languages. Just because we're more used to them doesn't mean they don't have a history.

10/16/2008 2:24:46 PM

#1215129
Lizuka

His name is his name, and a dark-skinned man is black? Shocking.

As for Will Derrickson? You're an asshole and an idiot.

10/6/2010 1:02:28 AM

#1217207


>>
Barack: Blessed (From the Hebrew: Baruch, origin Africa)
Hussein: Handsome (Arabic word)
Obama: Common Kenyan surname (from the Luo peoples).
<<

So - Lucky Good-looking Guy Whose Father Was Kenyan?

That is an amazingly appropriate name.

10/11/2010 10:07:06 AM
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