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When that commie Martin Luther the King say, “I want a color blinded society!!!” I done think he meant that his people whould get to the point when they chould not tell weather the light was red or green!!!!

You all I am so worry. I can not tell you all the number of time I have almost step on the gas in my Vega and run over a HUGE shiftless Negro that was crossing the street like a glasher when the light clear as day say “DON’T WALK YOU STUPID NIGGER!”

What is up with these enormous, lazy folks?? It like they think the “Walk” light is only for white folk.

They shuffle and slide cross the street and DARE you to hit them.

I pray to the Lord Jesus for the patience NOT TO. I’ve come close over 90 time this year.

You all join me in praying that every lazy nigalicious ho make it cross the street without being more than just nudged out of the dang way by a car.

They try my patience but I am a CHRISTIAN to I really done want to kill any of them. Honest.

June Gordon, Republican faith chat 22 Comments [10/12/2008 5:49:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Voice of Logic
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#716923
M.M.

They try my patience but I am a CHRISTIAN to I really done want to kill any of them. Honest.

LoneWolf is that you?

Seriously, this is borderline FSTDT.

10/12/2008 6:08:51 AM

#716943
Ragabash

"Racist Sociopaths for Jesus"?

10/12/2008 6:29:00 AM

#716984
Rallymodeller

Gotta be a Poe.

Nobody has a Vega anymore.

10/12/2008 7:24:59 AM

#716998
Devonian

What the hell is a "glasher"?

10/12/2008 7:53:15 AM

#717021


Racism based on jaywalking?

Uh, wow.

10/12/2008 9:32:02 AM

#717062
aaa

You are a mental.

10/12/2008 10:42:39 AM

#717066
Mortok

Well, if they're daring you, then it's okay.

10/12/2008 11:21:42 AM

#717079


I think this is poe. The whole thing screams bullshit.

10/12/2008 11:57:15 AM

#717141


No, as a Christian you'll be happy just to enslave and exploit them for hundreds of years. Don't worry! The Bible says it's ok.

10/12/2008 2:16:49 PM

#717254
Little Miss

Please be a poe...please tell me that no one who is of driving age in this country could possibly speak english this horrendously without it being a second language...

10/12/2008 5:34:52 PM

#717259
Mr Blur

Poe or moron. I'd say Poe but that's just being generous.

10/12/2008 5:44:13 PM

#717434
Adam

Oh SUCH HUMAN LOVE!

The bible is glorious isn't it. They say you can judge the head of any group, state, organization by it's followers.

Thus, following such logic, we can conclude that Christians are indeed hungry for violence.

10/12/2008 8:38:04 PM

#718175
Jay-Sus

And what do you do when it's one of them pure white folk doing the jaywalkin'?

10/13/2008 9:41:45 AM

#718871
Vertigo

If this isn't a poe I'll lick my own feet.

10/13/2008 10:23:13 PM

#721165


How Christian!, hating people for the colour of their skin. Sure Moses didn't think what he was doing when he married Siphora.

10/15/2008 6:16:12 PM

#722136
Shadoom

Has lonewolf been breeding?

10/16/2008 8:21:50 AM

#723852
bill

"They try my patience but I am a CHRISTIAN to I really done want to kill any of them. Honest. "

What does that mean?

10/17/2008 1:27:35 PM

#723920
anonymous

Yeah, what's up with pedestrians having to yield to cars?

10/17/2008 2:07:01 PM

#724280


Its called spell check.... god damn!

10/17/2008 6:24:24 PM

#728465
Mech610

#766751


2008-Oct-15 06:16 PM

How Christian!, hating people for the colour of their skin. Sure Moses didn't think what he was doing when he married Siphora.

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Moses was a Hebrew actually, not a Christian and his wife was named Tzipporah.

But in any case, this guy needs a serious smack in the mouth XP. I say it's Lonewolf in disguise.

10/20/2008 8:52:59 PM

#728876
Moondog

Holy white trash, Batman! They stopped making the Vega, like 25 years ago. And they were pieces of shit when they were new. Nobody has clunkers like that. They're not worth saving like a Chevelle or a Camaro. Your other car is a '78 Pacer, right?

10/21/2008 1:29:35 AM

#1218285
Ri Jayden

"They try my patience(comma needed) but I am a CHRISTIAN (Caps Lock is not your lover, asshole) to (too)(maybe a period needed, but possibly a comma followed by the word "so") I really done (don't) want to kill any of them. Honest."
Edited to look like this:
They try my patience, but I am a Christian too, so I really don't want to kill any of them. Honest.
And you say Black people are stupid. Man, I hope you're a Poe, 'cause as a Black female who ranked 13th in my graduating high school class (out of 172, mind you.), I find your ignorant comments to be just that, ignorant.

10/14/2010 1:36:21 PM
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