"Bible says that the earth is 6000 years old. So what."
So what? So it's fucking wrong, that's what. Not that it actually says that anywhere, but you wouldn't know that.
"And no, God did not use evolution."
How the hell do you know?
"Why would he, what kind of God needs to use an idea as ridiculous as evolution."
An efficient one? A non-omniscient one who is using it as an experiment to see what happens? One who isn't a "creator" god but only a "prime mover" of sorts that gets things started?
Just because you're either too lazy or too stupid to come up with some reason doesn't make you right.
"Evolution is the idea that first there was nothing, and then it exploded."
That's not evolution. It's not cosmology either, so don't try to pull that shit.
"Creation is the idea that first there was God, and he created."
Where'd god come from? And don't say some stupid shit like "he's always existed" or I'll have to smack you. I want a real answer.