The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution. Till then I believe the Italians designed and build the Ferrari The Germans the Porsche the Americans the chevy and God mankind.
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"it amazes me that the people who believe in creatonism will not question it in any way,however they will come out with ludicrous statements against evolution that they have been spoon fed by some creatonist pseudo-scientist without doing any research into evolution themselves...open your eyes people"
Jamie T, Aberdeen, Scotland
Epic FAIL!
Faith... no... more...
John of Rockford wrote:
"The day twigs and leaves march down the street and spontaneously assemble themselves into a tree is the day I'll believe in natural growth. Till then I'll believe trees are made in a tree factory 5 miles outside of Des Moines!"
Well, he may as well have. It'd have made about as much sense.
The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution/
It would a bloody miracle if they did that, not evolution.
I have one word for idjits who believe in intelligent design:
appendix
Other words and phrases cancer, genetic defect, etc. also apply.
*throws a biology introduction text book at John*
*picks up a Kalashnikov and aims at him*
Read, motherfucker... read.
I can find Germans, Italians, and Americans. I can go to the factories where the cars are built.
Please show me God's giant whale factory. Please show me God. If you cannot, evolution appears to be the most rational explanation for the diversity of life on this planet.
ps. Machines can't reproduce. Just a heads up so you won't be waiting for a new vehicle being created on its own from some horrible pick-up truck and Vega lovefest.
"The day my tools get out of my truck on their own and design and build a house on their own that is the day I will believe evolution."
Thats the day I'll believe in the infinite power of Bob the Builder. Can we fix it? YES WE CAN!
This post has it all: Stupidity, arrogance, willfull ignorance and, yes, a bit of penis envy.
You know I think if my intlligence was in your position I'd be impressed enough that my tools got out of the truck.
Then again if I were in your position I'd probably yell DEMON POSSESSED TOOLS. Then set fire to a few things for good measure.
Is he STILL building them? Say in the womb? And killing off half to 75% of conceptions? Or are they growing without God?
And if they DO have God fiddling with them, what is it he's doing that wouldn't happen naturally? Maybe giving them a soul even though you can't show one, so what about non-humans- do THEY need God? All the earlier questions appy. And if not, then isn't that proof that natural systems can assemble complex structures without God?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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