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Okay...there are LOTS of gay stuff here so i thought i can write something too! O and CATHOLICS ARE NOT BAD PEOPLE. look at all CHristians--they were originally catholic but then martin Luther Screwed everything up.

NOTE TO GAY PEOPLE: YOU are still GOD's children and he loves you!! You can change!! GOD WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU AND YOU CAN STOP BEING GAY.

Part Uno:
O look at us!!
We're all gay
And we like to play
SO DEAL WITH IT.

O, don't you know?
GOD LOVES YOU!
He will always love you!
You can change!

No we can't!
PLEASURE BEFORE GOD.

Part Dos:
God willy always love you!
God will always care!
God will AWAYS WANT YOU!
God is alwauys there!

WELL we dont want him!
SO DEAL!

Authors Note: Yeah...I think this pretty much says it AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST BECUSE THIS IS HOW IT IS!!

JesusIsLord, FanFiction.net 46 Comments [10/8/2008 7:48:08 PM]
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Mike

God loves you!

But if you don't change YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL, FUCKER!

10/8/2008 7:49:29 PM

fritistat

Yeah...I think this pretty much says it AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST BECUSE THIS IS HOW IT IS!!

Yep, I pretty much agree that you're a fucking lunatic.

10/8/2008 7:50:11 PM



God willy always love you! For 5 dolla? 6 dolla? God willy always hard! Love you long time!

10/8/2008 7:54:36 PM



Dude it's FanFiction.net for Christ's sake. If you can't stand yaoi/yuri, don't go to that fricken' site!

10/8/2008 7:56:35 PM

Amanda

If God loves them and will always love them, why should they change? Seems like God is fine with the way they are.

10/8/2008 7:59:46 PM

Little Miss

*is so confused* I don't really get what he is saying. I get the gist but that's about it.

Oh, and stop beating your caps lock key to death with a lead pipe. It never did anything to you.

10/8/2008 8:00:01 PM

Old Viking

This is ...
This is ...
What the hell is this?

10/8/2008 8:03:22 PM

aaa

I think it needs more banjo.

10/8/2008 8:18:27 PM

Dracori

Great, they've invaded FFN. As if that place didn't suck enough already.

10/8/2008 8:25:57 PM



Your poetry sucks

10/8/2008 8:29:12 PM



Is this meant to be read as a poem or song or something? I can just picture a gang of brainwashed kids singing this.

AND IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST
I love it when fundies and conspiracy theorists call other people unthinking and/or sheep.

10/8/2008 8:35:19 PM

anti-nonsense

what the hell is a fundie doing on fanfic.net?

Besides the obvious being an idiot.

10/8/2008 8:37:55 PM

Grigadil

god created some people with major disabilities, and he doesn't want to see them at all. he can't send his own "rejects" to hell. There's an implicit liberation clause in god's treatment of the blind, lame, diseased, etc. Since he shirked the responsibility for them, he loses all authority over them.

[Not to say gays are disabled, but the exclusion is similar.]

10/8/2008 8:43:20 PM

IanC

God willy... Best type ever.

10/8/2008 9:13:52 PM

Xotan

Idiot.

Try saying to an amputee,: Oh look, you've lost a leg. God Loves you still. Grow another one!

Well for your information, I had no choice in my sexual orientation, and but for idiots like you who feel they have the right to judge, it hasn't been a bad life. I've made the most positive use of who and what I am. I've lived over 3 decades with my partner and am content and open about my sexuality.

In the small village where I live, it is no problem. We have the respect and affection of our neighbours and we value this so much.

As to Jesus is Lord, I say this, if I were a vindictive bastard I would wish all your children were gay so that you would be forced to learn something about empathy and the value of people above and beyond their mere sexuality. But I am not generally of a nasty nature, so all I say is this: if there is a problem it's yours. Deal with it in what is supposed to be Christian love - not that we ever see much of that.

10/8/2008 9:24:13 PM

F

"IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY THINK FIRST..."

Advice you didn't take yourself.

10/8/2008 9:28:29 PM

Higgs Boson

Best Freudian slip ever

10/8/2008 9:29:24 PM

Fdragon

Well...you are right in the fact that God loves everyone, including gay people, but I don't see why He would change them if He made them that way in the first place.

10/8/2008 9:49:44 PM

Andreus

No. FAIL.

10/8/2008 9:51:06 PM

ArmandT

I never understood the "love you then burn in hell" part. I still haven't figured out if its because fundies get a hardon over people's deaths or its just ingrained into their moral compass.

10/8/2008 10:01:56 PM

Bad Influence

*headdesk*

10/8/2008 10:20:47 PM



Higgs Boson: "Best Freudian slip ever"

The "Freud would have a field day" award?

10/8/2008 10:44:53 PM

The Lazy One

Oh great, they are on FF.net too... seriously, that site is like 90% yaoi. If you don't like it- don't go there!

10/8/2008 10:48:29 PM




10/8/2008 11:06:15 PM



@anti-nonsense: Good question.

10/8/2008 11:39:56 PM
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