There is no such things as gay marriage.
A marriage can only take place between a man and a woman.
You can speak of a union between two people of the same sex, but not a marriage.
Passing homosexual marriage laws is like passing a law for the feeding and care of unicorns - insanity!
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Marriage is whatever the government says it is. You don't get to decide.
And there is a lot of difference between homosexuals and unicorns. The first that comes to mind is that homosexuals actually exist , whether you like it or not.
but it would be exactly like a marriage and using any other term would just confuse everyone.
"Passing homosexual marriage laws is like passing a law for the feeding and care of unicorns - insanity!"
Well except for the part where unicorns don't exist and homosexuals do.
Yeah, except unlike unicorns, gay people actually exist.
And you don't define what marriage is, sweetie.
When you're reduced to arguing about word definitions, and how people should have less rights than you because butterflies used to be called flutterbies, you have lost your argument. Although of course the CFR designed the alphabet and gave each letter a secret occultic meaning.
There is no such thing as romantic marriage.
A marriage can only take place between two dynasties chosen by their parents.
You can speak of a relationship between two people who are attracted to each other, but not a marriage.
Passing romantic marriage laws is like passing a law for the feeding and care of unicorns - insanity!
There is no such thing as interracial marriage.
A marriage can only take place between a man and a woman of the same race.
You can speak of a union between two people of different races, but not a marriage.
Passing interracial marriage laws is like passing a law for the feeding and care of unicorns - insanity!
Marrage is a legal term. It is not an exclusively Christian concept, therefore marrage is whatever it is legaly defined to be.
And I thought the bible explictly mentioned the existance of unicorns? And giants? And dragons?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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