Sex only feels good because God likes to test us. It has no evolutionary purpose because evolution isn't real. There is NO evidence for it. If sex didn't feel good then it would be harder to figure out who was a sinner and who isn't. I don't understand why people have trouble understaning this stuff....
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Ok, so, God made sex feel good, so "Sinners" will do what feels GOOD AND NATURAL but the good people will RESIST NATURAL, PLEASUREABLE URGES. Gee, thanks God, for making that way more simple for us!
Hey pure Christians - you know what else feels GOOD AND NATURAL? Eating! Yup, I really sure do enjoy putting food in my mouth. Wonder why God made food taste good? Probably to encourage us to eat, right?
WAIT A MINUTE!! Logic Clash! Apparently, God made food taste good, so the "Sinners" would eat, but you good pure Christians would see through that false natural urge, and resist the temptation to eat!
Yup, thats how Christian logic works.
Funny. I thought sex felt good to get us to willingly be "fruitful and multiply."
So even if this was true (Even though it makes no sense...), it would mean that God is a dick who likes to test us by doing things which feel good?
So we aren't allowed to do things which feel good?
Gee...thanks God...you dick.
I don't understand why you have trouble understaning this stuff...
"If sex didn't feel good then it would be harder to figure out who was a sinner and who isn't."
Nope. Sex feels good because if it didn't, no woman would ever agree to making babies. "You're going to put what in where, and I'm going to have to pass something HOW big in nine months?!?"
[Sex only feels good because God likes to test us.]
Sex is not evil. Infact, if it wasn't for sex you wouldn't even be here.
[There is NO evidence for it.]
Mabye you should do some research.
[I don't understand why people have trouble understaning this stuff.... ]
I don't understand why you have trouble understanding basic biology.
What? Sex feels good because its bad?
Shit, by your argument, I should quit eating food that tastes good and avoid people and things that make me laugh because, by merit of making me feel good, they're sinful.
You fundies are beyond stupid. Anything in life that is yummy, fun, or feels good is 'sin', because you are too afraid and stupid to live. Better stop breathing because getting oxygen in your lungs feels good, so that must be a sin, right?
As for it being evolution based, sure is! If sex didn't feel good, no critter would partake, hence that genetic line would die out.
"God likes to test us. "
"it would be harder to figure out who was a sinner and who isn't. "
...because an omniscient being can't tell the difference without help?
Your god clearly fails at being a god.
Don't get laid much?
Awwwwwwwwwww .
Well of course.
This is the exact same reason it's a sin to eat and drink, it's a sin to urinate, it's a sin to go to sleep, it's a sin to blow your nose when all stuffed up, and it's a sin to stop hitting yourself on the head with a hammer.
Come on, don't you people get it yet?
If this is a Poe, then this is brilliant!
If not, I fear for this guy's children if he has any.
Well, if sex was always horrible and painful to both genders, nobody would do it, we would not procreate or use it as a bonding experience, therefore over time we would die out.
So basically, women won't have sex with me because its a sin to have fun...
Thanks for ruining my sex life God! If it wasn't enough that they keep calling for you during sex you are now forcing me to not have any!
If I ever find you I am going to kick you in the shins... Really REALLY hard.
@Lex Kitten
Actually, this is just telling you to not eat food which taste good, so if you are one who likes food which are sweet or fried, but hate the taste of salad and other such 'healthy' food, there isn't an actual clash in logic here.
So, assuming you aren't naturally vegetarian or something (meaning you naturally like healthy food), no bad logic. So I guess this then works for most of America.
Lawtonfogle wrote:
"Actually, this is just telling you to not eat food which taste good, so if you are one who likes food which are sweet or fried, but hate the taste of salad and other such 'healthy' food, there isn't an actual clash in logic here.
So, assuming you aren't naturally vegetarian or something (meaning you naturally like healthy food), no bad logic. So I guess this then works for most of America."
Ah, but God doesn't want us to eat vegetables! :
"One man's faith allows him to eat everything, but another man, whose faith is weak, eats only vegetables."
How can people like this God of tests? He sits up there on a cloud, watching and tempting us. Then, when we stray, it is our fault. It is like leaving an open briefcase full of hundred dollar bills at a soup kitchen, and arresting every homeless man that sticks his hands in it. It is entrapment.
In other words, yours is a trickster god. It's amazing how often Christians will unwittingly reinvent elements of Paganism or some other faith when thrashing about trying to fill gaps that their own tenets don't specifically and explicitly address - strong evidence, I'd say, that Christianity is no different to any other religion in terms of the thought processes involved, and born of the same primitive, pre-rational mindset as all the rest.
Sex only feels good because God likes to test us.
Actually, the word is "tease", not "test. It seems like God is always teasing us. He gives us sex, money, drugs, etc. and then punishes anyone who actually enjoys himself. Then He gives us cancer, destroys our towns with floods and lets pedophiles rape our children so He can punish anyone who complains about it.
You fail biology and logic.
And you don't have to accept evolution to realize that if sex didn't feel good a lot fewer people would do it, especially after the first kid, and the human race might well have disappeared a long time ago.
Whiskeytangofoxtrottothemax.
Anti-evolution, that's not rare, but this.... There are no words. Besides "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!"
hahah that is some funny shit.
So basically the only thing you get for not being a sinner is no sex.
Guess I going to be a sinner then
As Pat Condell says, God is like a master and we are dogs. The master holds meat at our level but if we ever so much as think of eating it, we'll be tortured for all eternity.
GIVE THANKS TO THE LORD FOR HE IS "GOOD"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC69xFrQ-MM
1) Aren't we all sinners?
2) God doesn't need to test anybody. If he did he would not be omniscent. God already knows our limits and loyalty without having to torment "test" us.
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(Oh, I see I already commented on this one a while ago. Oh well.)
if sex didnt feel good no one would do it, and the population would die out.
Why didnt God make sex really bad unless it was your wife or husband ? stop adultery and fornication in one step.
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