Has GOD lost control of America?
Will murder and pedophillia one day be legal? not only is gay marriage ILLEGALY law, but becoming more popular among young people today. I fear for them, for us.
How can we get JESUS back in the classroom, back in our hearts, why have we lost our way?
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What do you mean, why have you lost your way!?!
You've been diving headlong down every slippery slope you can find, without a helmet. I think you have lost more than your way.
Gawd never had control, only you fundie idiots.
BTW murder is legal, we gas thousands of cats and dogs every day for nothing more than the crime of living. A few times a year we even do a person who has PROBABLY committed a crime.
Oh BTW I love how they think being gay is "becoming more popular"...right up there with getting a tattoo or piercing.
So your mighty all-knowing, all-powerful invisible and omnipresent sky giant has lost control? LOST CONTROL?
... Mmmmaybe he wasn't in charge or even there to start with?
Yeah, and I'll bet your grandmother whined about how school desegregation was "ILLEGALY law," to quote you, and feared for her children who were making friends across racial lines, and wondered how "we can get JESUS back in the classroom."
So when was God elected?
Illegally law? A tad contradictory. Legal is law is legal! If you don't understand this, then you should be denied the vote.
Jesus had no place in the state system. There is separation of state and church. If you can't impose you foolish beliefs at home, why expect the school to do it for you?
Lost your way? Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita.... Not that I expect your to understand Italian of the 1200s. But is says much the same thing = and still the world revolves.
"How can we get JESUS back in the classroom, back in our hearts"
GTFO of our country bitch! That's how.
If something is in the law, it is, by definition, legal. How does one find an illegal law? Unless you mean "unconstitutional" then you've gone from stupid to ignorant.
I know he's over the top, but I too am slightly worried thinking about it... I mean... Back in the 20's and earlier homosexuality was severely wrong, like up there with pedophilia, but now, its alright, so does that mean someday pedophilia is going to be considered alright by society eventually (again, in some sense).
"Has GOD lost control of America?"
Yes. And global warming is his way of getting us all to give up our iron chariots.
When we all drive around in lightweight-composite electric vehicles, God will return. Spread the word!
"Gay people are so cool! I wish I could get my skull bashed in with a baseball bat just for expressing my sexuality."
mommyof4, I hope all your children turnout to be mincing, lisping fairies of the most stereotypical variety.
@Mitch:
Only if as a society we decide (say) 10 year-olds are capable of responsibly deciding for themselves whether and with who to have sex. Even today, different countries, even different states of the US, have different laws about what age you can legally start having sex (In Spain it's 13, in Madagascar it's 21 (IIRC)).
As long as we are guided by "informed consent" and as long as we are careful to ensure that in all cases it really is both genuinely consent and genuinely informed, then the law will act to prevent abuse without interfering in people's private lives.
Can we really expect more?
Jesus.
Teacher.
Heartworm.
Finder.
People like this make me want to beat them to death with a golf club. But, of course, I try to hold myself to a higher standard, so I'll just say this: "Get the fuck out of my state, you hateful bitch!"
Yeah, up here in Canada things went right into the shitter after we legalised gay marriage. I don’t have to tell you what has been happening in our beloved country; sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.
I don't quite see how this is "illegal law" -- the US Constitution really doesn't address marriage, and the DOMA (which has yet to be challenged in court, and if people are smart won't even try until Obama gets to appoint a justice or two) affects only Federal recognition.
[Will murder and pedophillia one day be legal?]
Will child abuse and bank robbery ever become legal?
No.
[ not only is gay marriage ILLEGALY law, but becoming more popular among young people today.]
1. There is NO such thing as "Illegaly law".
2. According to your username, you have 4 children? If they became gay would you still love and accept them?
[How can we get JESUS back in the classroom, back in our hearts, why have we lost our way? ]
You can move to an island and create your own theocracy .
So it seems God lost control way back in the garden. I would also enjoy for you to explain to me what gay people getting married have to do with child molesters and murderers. Oh, nothing, that's what.
Churches are for God. Schools are for thinking. You can't tell them apart because you're a moron.
Now get the fuck out of my state. If you want to be a hateful asshole apparently Alaska's more than happy to help you out with that. Just pack your shit, get on the 5 and keep going North until you run out of road. Don't stop in Canada, they don't want you either.
"How can we get JESUS back in the classroom, back in our hearts, why have we lost our way?"
First we have to find his body. Then we have to figure a way to reanimate him. To get him into our hearts, we should make him smaller. I wouldn't want a tiny zombie in my heart, but hey, if you want it, go for it.
We can't get Jesus back in the class room, at least not in public schools, because if we get Jesus in there, we'll have to make room for Buddah, Thor, Zeus...
", but becoming more popular among young people today"
I would like to see a source for that statement.
Its not more popular, its just that more people who were already gay are now admitting it.
Has GOD lost control of America?
Oh I don't know. God isn't perfect. He can't control America all the time.
Will murder and pedophillia one day be legal? not only is gay marriage ILLEGALY law, but becoming more popular among young people today.
I dunno. I think there's something in law books about informed consent . And yes, gayness is very popular amongst young people. Look at all of them using gay to replace the word cool.
How can we get JESUS back in the classroom, back in our hearts, why have we lost our way?
Yes we have lost our way as we are now a civilized, free society and therefore a wretched one. What happened to the righteous dark ages where we tortured people when they stepped out of line?
"Has GOD lost control of America?"
So much for omnipotent.
"Will murder and pedophillia one day be legal?"
Murder, defined as intentional unlawful killing, is never going to be legal by definition. Which brings us onto:
"not only is gay marriage ILLEGALY law"
Oxymorons for Jesus! I feel sorry for the 4.
If your god is omnipotent, how could he lose control of anything? If god is omnipresent, wouldn't he still be in the classrooms? If your god is omniscient, didn't he know things would turn out this way? If he didn't want things to turn out this way, why did he create everything knowing full well they would? Everything is "god's will" according to you, isn't it? So why did he make things so they would end up like this? Your god sounds really impotent if mere humans can cause him to lose control of anything. Your god sounds really impotent if mere humans can throw him out of classrooms. Your god sounds really impotent.
Confused?
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