I'd bet that you don't believe in the Bible Code. I don't believe in the Bible Code too until I'd find my Birthday, Birthmonth and birth Year and my name in the Bible Code.
Anti-Christ is coming soon. Just a friendly Warning.
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Come on mods, time to leave this lonewolf fucking moron off this board.
And wee is some kind of homo-erotic wrestling thing in the US which lonewolf loves but of course he's not homosexual in anyway at all. Oh no, not him.
I find it implausible that a native-born American citizen could butcher English grammar so terribly. His spelling is fairly good, so it's not dyslexia unless he's using a spell-checker, but even that would highlight his grammar errors too. Therefore he's either a troll or he's actually mentally retarded and delusional. Either way, he doesn't belong on this board, although I admit his particular brand of retardedness is pretty hilarious.
You really need to work on your verb tenses. Unless you're feeling philosophical, there are key differences between the past, present, and future.
Look, I like making fun of LoneWolf as much as the next person, but when you start reposting his quotes, it's not funny anymore.
"But I'd hear it from the Bible Coders said that tribulation starts in the 2012"
No, you heard that from a TV program about the ancient Maya, whose calendar depicts the destruction of the universe in 2012. Keep your religious bulshit straight.
Y'know, I'd just head down to a nearby bar with a few friends to get the PPV feeds. Good food, good drinks, and excellent people watching. I still remember seeing this blonde girl get really excited watching one wrestler beating on another, and jumped up on the table, shouting "That's it! Act like he owes you money!"
And even better, I found out that I was adopted, and my real birthday and name was in the Bible!
That's probably what you meant, right?
@tracer: Rather like the 2038 problem, when Unix / Linux / Mac systems will run out of time and roll over... To the next second, because they've all been patched already. Unix time is a hardass and doesn't shit itself for something pansy like a millenium. :P Anyway, since 1970, computers have progressed to the point where time is stored as a longer 64-bit integer, which will allow computers to count past the end of the universe by heat death, IIRC, so they're probably not going to break again.
The problem with the Bible code is that people search for particular things, rather than searching for all possible information and seeing how much is useful and how much is nonsense. It's confirmation bias. Have they searched for 'otters knitting', 'Jesus was made of biscuits' or 'my name is Anna Ghislaine, and I created the universe'?
I don't see it anywhere: Moondog, March 29, 1968, Worcester, Massachusetts. Nope, not in there. I guess Bible code and biblical prophecy are as accurate as Nostradumus, a newspaper horoscope, or a forune cookie from a Chinese restaurant.
What with how people keep spamming this site with LoneWolf, you'd think his stupidity was in short supply.
Give it a rest, will you? Everybody's sick of this guy!
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Everybody as in just you? Obviously everybody is NOT sick of this guy as his quotes would not be getting approved. Asshat.
Oh, c'mon guys. We all know that bastard could give us assloads of quotes, hell unlimited even.
If we posted all of them here, this place would turn into ''LWSTDT''
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