Greet your new masters!
Obviously you've never Read The Holy Bible. Because one the the 10 Commandments is "THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE".
[10/12/2008 9:13:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 41
It should be, but you fail at knowing your own holy book.
10/12/2008 9:20:52 PM
Really? Which one is it?
10/12/2008 9:22:58 PM
I was perplexed as to how this is fundie until I saw the username. Fail.
10/12/2008 9:23:01 PM
Not a commandment. You just added to the word of God and lied. Little girl you're goin' to Hell.
10/12/2008 9:25:08 PM
My first fail image, hope this isn't its own fail. Thought something with Jesus in it would be appropriate.
10/12/2008 9:27:47 PM
Tom S. Fox
The irony is strong with this one.
10/12/2008 9:31:04 PM
I believe "THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE" was number 6, between "THOU SHALT KILL ALL HOMOS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I DIDN'T MAKE THEM LIKE THAT" and "THOU SHALT IGNORE THE FALSE PROPHETS OF LOGIC AND REASON FOR THEY ARE TOTAL LIARS".
10/12/2008 9:38:07 PM
THOU SHALT NOT fart in an elevator lest ye be judged.
Well, that's one of JC's Top Ten, I would think.
10/12/2008 9:43:54 PM
Funny, that's not in my copy. I must have a revised edition.
10/12/2008 10:00:09 PM
Oh why not? Jesus couldn't name the actual ten commandments either.
10/12/2008 10:01:56 PM
Before you go making other people live by your beliefs, the least you can do is actually know what it is you believe.
10/12/2008 10:06:22 PM
There ain't exactly ten, but that ain't one of 'em anyhow, pilgrim.
10/12/2008 10:07:51 PM
Never thought I'd use a Phoenix Wright comeback here, but:
10/12/2008 10:10:00 PM
And another McCain/Palin supporter posts on Topix.
10/12/2008 10:13:39 PM
10/12/2008 10:20:28 PM
Read the commandments again, SouthernBelle23. It's OK is you move your lips.
10/12/2008 10:34:11 PM
THE AGONY AND THE IRONY ITS KILLING ME WHOAH!
10/12/2008 10:38:27 PM
It's a new thing - you get to choose 10 from a pool of over 60...
10/12/2008 10:45:56 PM
Which one did they get rid of to fit that one?
10/12/2008 10:54:50 PM
10/12/2008 11:04:16 PM
Aw, you just failed hard, didn't you?
10/12/2008 11:06:44 PM
Brilliant! Fantastic, I can't believe there is such a light switch.
That picture goes straight to my bookmarks! Thanks!
10/12/2008 11:17:36 PM
There's someone else here who never read the bible.
10/12/2008 11:25:13 PM
@Amanda: Please tell me you found that at a Catholic, splinter-LDS or Tony Alamo church store.
10/12/2008 11:28:04 PM
This one's just too good to comment on.
10/12/2008 11:50:47 PM