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Obviously you've never Read The Holy Bible. Because one the the 10 Commandments is "THOU SHALL NOT JUDGE".

SouthernBelle23, Topix 75 Comments [10/12/2008 9:13:40 PM]
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dpareja

It should be, but you fail at knowing your own holy book.

10/12/2008 9:20:52 PM

Horsefeathers

Really? Which one is it?

10/12/2008 9:22:58 PM



I was perplexed as to how this is fundie until I saw the username. Fail.

10/12/2008 9:23:01 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

Not a commandment. You just added to the word of God and lied. Little girl you're goin' to Hell.

10/12/2008 9:25:08 PM

Amanda



My first fail image, hope this isn't its own fail. Thought something with Jesus in it would be appropriate.

10/12/2008 9:27:47 PM

Tom S. Fox

The irony is strong with this one.

10/12/2008 9:31:04 PM



I believe "THOU SHALT NOT JUDGE" was number 6, between "THOU SHALT KILL ALL HOMOS BECAUSE SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I DIDN'T MAKE THEM LIKE THAT" and "THOU SHALT IGNORE THE FALSE PROPHETS OF LOGIC AND REASON FOR THEY ARE TOTAL LIARS".

10/12/2008 9:38:07 PM

Grigadil

THOU SHALT NOT fart in an elevator lest ye be judged.

Well, that's one of JC's Top Ten, I would think.

10/12/2008 9:43:54 PM

Sisyphus

Funny, that's not in my copy. I must have a revised edition.

10/12/2008 10:00:09 PM

Frank

Oh why not? Jesus couldn't name the actual ten commandments either.

-Frank

10/12/2008 10:01:56 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Before you go making other people live by your beliefs, the least you can do is actually know what it is you believe.

10/12/2008 10:06:22 PM

Quantum Mechanic

There ain't exactly ten, but that ain't one of 'em anyhow, pilgrim.

10/12/2008 10:07:51 PM

A. Person

Never thought I'd use a Phoenix Wright comeback here, but:

"OBJECTION!"

10/12/2008 10:10:00 PM

Nibien

And another McCain/Palin supporter posts on Topix.

10/12/2008 10:13:39 PM

Mick

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

10/12/2008 10:20:28 PM

Old Viking

Read the commandments again, SouthernBelle23. It's OK is you move your lips.

10/12/2008 10:34:11 PM

Mitch

THE AGONY AND THE IRONY ITS KILLING ME WHOAH!

10/12/2008 10:38:27 PM

Jack Bauer

It's a new thing - you get to choose 10 from a pool of over 60...

10/12/2008 10:45:56 PM

Mortok

Which one did they get rid of to fit that one?

10/12/2008 10:54:50 PM

toothache

FAIL!!

10/12/2008 11:04:16 PM

KathleenTheTerrible

Aw, you just failed hard, didn't you?

10/12/2008 11:06:44 PM

Headache

@Amanda: HAHAHAHAHA
Brilliant! Fantastic, I can't believe there is such a light switch.

That picture goes straight to my bookmarks! Thanks!

10/12/2008 11:17:36 PM

Mister Spak

There's someone else here who never read the bible.


10/12/2008 11:25:13 PM

Lucilius

@Amanda: Please tell me you found that at a Catholic, splinter-LDS or Tony Alamo church store.

10/12/2008 11:28:04 PM

M.M.

This one's just too good to comment on.

10/12/2008 11:50:47 PM
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