[BREAKING NEWS -- It rained!]
Did you guys notice.....
It was pouring down rain at the debate last night, and from what I heard...the city was in the middle of a drought. I am not sure where the debate was held, maybe someone could help me with this...but it really showed me who is REALLY in control! God Almighty!!!! It was not only pouring down rain, it was thunder and lightning! Craziness!!
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Thunder and lightening?
Sounds like Thor.
The rain, it raineth every day,
Upon the just and unjust fella,
But more upon the just, because
The unjust hath the just's umbrella.
Living in Florida, I can vouch for intense divine activity during the summer months.
Around noon each day, this pesky god starts to collect some water vapor and form thick clouds full of water, then he starts to push on top of the clouds, so they compress and he squeezes out a real tropical thunder shower. Each time he squeezes the clouds, it's so powerful that it let out a loud BANG and lightening streaks across the sky, sometimes he gets a hiccup and we get a tornado.
This ungodly rain-making has to stop!
It's been raining here too, although we are in a drought for 3 years. Strange. The meteorologist must be God.
O god hear this agnostic and spare me from believers in ....anything.
@Old Viking: "That damned God Almighty!!! will do anything to gain attention."
Except, of course, actually appear to the folks he wants so much to believe in and worship him. ;)
Lying for Jebus... again?
Precipitation in Tennessee for October 7, 2008:
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No rain in Nashville, buddy. Or your almighty spook has a pretty bad aim.
Yes, and in other parts of the world, it was sunny, even though it was night where you live! Craaaaazy!
I went out this morning... and there was this bright light! I looked up and there was an orange orb in the sky, giving off a tremendous glow!
Then, I realized...Oh, it's just the fucking sun.
Hhhmmm...So weather is a sign of God's approval on a certain candidate? So if rain is a sign of His approval on McCain, then what happens if there was an earthquake? His disapproval of both? Or a sign that He's really a Muslim and He's about to restore the Caliphate? All I can really say is: "wha...?"
hmm... sounds vaguely familiar. you know, when haile sellasse came to jamaica, it rained as well after many months of drought. they thought him to be the second coming of jesus christ. but he is dead and gone, and the rastas are still smoking weed here on earth.
I live in Arizona. Constant drought, desert, all that fine stuff. Believe it or not, but it does rain. And sometimes, yes, there is a storm. Doesn't mean anything.
@Mr. Boston
RAIN?!?!?! You mean like what happens at one place or another all over the planet every second of every day? What are the odds?
PROOF! That God is everywhere, all the time. Praise...uh...Thor! Or any one of 7,000 other gods. Or whoever did a rain dance.
I am not sure where the debate was held
Wait a minute. He doesn't even know whether it rained on this particular parade, or somewhere else? More evidence -- of God's lousy aim.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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