Who's going to be the President of Niggeria?
A: Barack Obama is going to be the President of the United States of Niggeria!
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Remember, when he was a kid, Obama-while working at Baskin Robbins-managed to unite a amazing 31 flavors. ;) If he can do that, he can be president of both the USA and Nigeria at the same time.
Sir Bob, he spelt with two "gs" so that it said "nigger." Duh? Get a sense of humor.
So ID, where will you be moving to if Obama becomes president? I don't think there are many good choices. America is the most conversative country in the world, and anywhere you move to is going to be even worst... Canada is out of thequrstion, totally liberal and multicultural. Europe is crap, and who the hell would want to livein Africa or Asia???
How's Australia looking?? Still predominantly white and conservative or isti as libral as Europoe now?>
I would not be surprised if Obama made some kind of weird allianec between America and Africa. Like, for example, demanding that America share its resources with AFrica or that Americans pay a tax to help the "oppressed" Africans rebuild their craphole society. After all, his church makes him pledge allegience to AFRICA (not America), and his whole career has been about scoring points for the black man.
Quoth the troll:
"America is the most conversative country in the world..."
He should try talking less.
(See what I did there? Will's too thick to know the difference between 'conservative' and 'conversative', so I'm taking the piss out of him. Duh? Get a sense of humour.)
Sorry Will . I'd hazard a guess that Australia is more multicultural than America, at least in ratio. Looks like you'll have to start up your own country. Maybe call it "Derricksonia" or "Trollengrad".
We actually have a person in Australia who started his own country (technically it's a principality), but he did it to avoid taxes. You just want to avoid reality.
Actually Adam, I'm actually pretty smart. I go to community college and have a bachlors degree.
And Mortok, I would start my own country, but ii don't have enough money. It's not my fault every single black person takes up all the good jobs.
Aww, poor Will , now you'll never get to be a burger-flipper. Darn those black people, taking all the best jobs!
Will Derrickson
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2008-Oct-13 01:48 PM
I would not be surprised if Obama made some kind of weird allianec between America and Africa. Like, for example, demanding that America share its resources with AFrica or that Americans pay a tax to help the "oppressed" Africans rebuild their craphole society.
Hmm, yes, it would be terrible if Obama forced Americans to give resources and money to poor, African countries. It's a good thing we don't have that now.
I wonder what it would be called, though. Helping foreign countries... some sort of 'foreign aid', if you will...
Actually Adam, I'm actually pretty smart. I go to community college and have a bachlors degree.
I apologise to anyone who goes to community college, but I had a good chuckle at this.
Will claims to have a degree?
'Summa cum merda tauri', no doubt.
And in what? International Relations?
@Grigori
Who cares about his story? The important thing is that he's here to make fun of, unlike all the other trolls, who seem to have vanished into thin air. Well, Bigot made a brief appearance to announce his furry-ism, but apart from that...
Look what I found!
Will isn't on Facebook any more, but his postings can still be found. Here he is enthusing over NCSU's chances:
http://apps.facebook.com/cbssports/teams/page/NCST
Not much to go on, but bear with me. Where are NCSU? Raleigh, NC.
However, Will may not know this, but he's on MySpace, too:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=2284488
Can this be our boy? Camp Oak Hill is in Oxford, NC. Spitting distance from Raleigh.
Wait, there's more. And what a fine example of young American manhood he is.
http://www.campoakhill.org/index.php?option=com_zoom&Itemid=35&page=view&catid=19&key=23
(Would somebody care to make those links clickable, or post the actual picture, please?)
Awww, Will. I thought you looked cute. Love the hat!
If it's not you, it won't matter about Oak Hill knowing, will it?
Except that they'll be concerned for their reputation, of course. America is so litigious nowadays.
You see, Will, it works like this.
A respectable Christian summer camp publishes a picture of a Will Derrickson having a good time at their establishment, to the glory of God and in the expectation of bringing in more business.
At the same time a 'Will Derrickson' is publicly posting racist comments on the internet.
The inference which can be drawn is that Oak Hill either panders to, or produces, racists.
Oak Hill will want to distance themselves as far as possible from this. The first thing they will do is contact the family of the first Will Derrickson. Obviously, he's in the clear, because you've already told us he's not you. Having eliminated him, they'll come looking for you.
Now for the funny part. It doesn't even matter if your name isn't really Will Derrickson. As far as Oak Hill are concerned, it could be Kermit the Frog. The simple fact is that they have been connected with a known racist, which is bad news for them, and very bad news for you.
"I would not be surprised if Obama made some kind of weird allianec between America and Africa."
You can't have an alliance with Africa it's not a country.
"America is the most conversative country in the world."
Do you mean conservative? Actually you might like it in Malta or Nicaragua. Women aren't allowed to have abortions even to save their own lives. Or maybe you'd prefer Saudi Arabia or Iran. They keep women in their 'place', they persecute homosexuals, abortion is illegal, and they're even more stricter on recreational substances than the US they won't even allow alcohol so there's many countries to choose from that are more conservative than the US. Please move to one of them preferably before November 4th!
Confused?
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