God gave us a body so we can reproduce and have children
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"Gays are cool, as long as they're straight"
And reproduction? What kind of fucking excuse is that? There are too many people reproducing as it is! You should be lucky there are some gay people out there willing to take up the slack!
being gay doesn't allow you to do that
No, being sterile doesn't allow you to "do that". Not having children can also be a choice for straight people like me.
God gave us a body so we can reproduce and have children whom he'll give a body so they can reproduce and have children whom he'll give a body so they can reproduce and have children whom he'll give a body so they can reproduce and have children whom he'll give a body so they can reproduce and have children whom he'll give a body so...
If that's the totality of God's big plan, methinks he hasn't really thought it through.
Being infertle doesn't allow you to reproduce either.
Gays can reproduce actually, ever heard of a sperm/egg donor?
"basically we dont HATE gays. in fact i think they are very nice. as long as they dont sleep with the same sex and its fine"
If you would just stick to being funny in sitcoms and nonthreatening male friends in romantic comedies, everything would be fine. Why do you gay people insist on actually being gay all the time?
"God" gave us nerve endings that allow us to enjoy the activity involved in reproduction, and also made it so that we do not have to actually reproduce to experience it. So, "God" either doesn't particularly care about our aim as long as we are inclined to shoot (so to speak), or he is just incredibly incompetent.
Also: "I like gays as long as they don't have gay sex" is fail.
"but the actuall sex and doing it wont let us be able to reporduce. "
Gay people are the Earth's birth control. We NEED gay people because we have enough fucking people on this planet as it is.
And what's the point of not having sex? Either way, gays won't be able to reproduce. So stop telling them to ignore their natural urges.
God gave us a body so we can reproduce and have children
Wrong.
So the gay sex doesn't result in children, but no sex at all also results in no children. So why is no sex to be preferred over gay sex? Obviously the "gay sex is bad because it wont let us be able to reproduce" argument is not the reason christians hate gays. Its an argument they use because its the only thing they can think of that doesn't involve bible quoting.
So, according to christianity the only function males have is dispensing sperm, and the only function women have is that of incubator?
God gave us a body so we can reproduce and have children
That's what he gave you your body for. He gave me mine for recycling beer, eating cheesecake, and kicking arse at Starcraft.
I can also do this with my tounge. Which proves it because I bet you can't do that.
@Athar: People in fundie countries where arranged marriages take place. Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, India, etc.
God gave us a body so we can reproduce and have children...
being gay doesnt allow you to do that...its fine being gay but the actuall sex and doing it wont let us be able to reporduce.
basically we dont HATE gays. in fact i think they are very nice. as long as they dont sleep with the same sex and its fine
Don't have sex, no babies, have sex, usually no babies, have sex where you can't have babies is bad, but none of the others are. Interesting. Now, how about infertile couples.
You like gay people, so long as we don't have relationships with the same sex and/or same-sex sex.
That's pretty damn tolerant of you... [sarcasm]
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