That why my girls will never dance ANYTHING. I want them to be obedient and be modest. Any dance outfit I have seen is immodest. I'm always telling my girls that any clothing that shows their figure is wrong and God doesn't like it... I even find Irish dancing wrong, not in the dress code, but it the fact that it's not for God: so I don't care how much they beg and whine... no dance in this house...ever.
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Yes, make sure you squeeze every single drop of joy out of their lives and then wonder what went wrong when they start hating your guts as they get older. *sigh* At least they can get the fuck away from you when they hit 18. Hopefully, if they are smart, they'll never look back.
Great. Why don't you just forbid them music and toys while they're at it? Or reading anything that isn't the Bible?
If such a thing existed, madam, I would revoke your parenting license.
Yay! I'm first to tell this joke!
You know why Southern Baptists don't have sex standing up, don't you? They're afraid it will lead to dancing.
See Footloose. Its based off a town in Utah that really banned dancing. See the girl in it? See how she gets drunk out of her skull and stands in front of oncoming trains to feel like she's living? That will be your daughters. Someday, they will thank you for screwing over their lives by OD-ing on something illegal.
I even find Irish dancing wrong, not in the dress code, but it the fact that it's not for God
You know what else isn't "for god"? Chocolate, aeroplanes, democracy, dvd recorders, custard, electric lights, freedom of speech, umbrellas, the germ theory of disease, stuffed toys, internal combustion engines, cinema, football, erasers on pencils, soap, insurance, lawnmowers, chess, hydrogen, mathematics ... pretty much the majority of everything.
And, no eating because that's not for God, and no breathing because that's not for God, and no sleeping because that's not for God...
"That why my girls will never dance ANYTHING"
Oh, yes, you think that now, wait until they turn 18 and go completely wild once they're out from under your thumb. Parenting, ur doin it rong.
I must admit, I think those short flared skirts with black pantyhose Irish dance outfits are pretty damn sexy.
So maybe he might just have a point?
Boy, what a repressed household. Good grief, let the poor kids dance. God is not going to strike them down, and you are just making them unhappy.
I think these RRtards are the new Puratians. Damned evil bastards.
Now isn't a good time to tell you I really enjoy dancing. Especially in gym and a bunch of friends and I are dancing to Pussycat Dolls when it's blaring over the sound system.
You would've hated my food class last year. Daily dance competitions.
EDIT: I love how one of the posters was bitching about her neighbor gardening in a bikini. The first thing that came to mind was "Hot damn! Half naked gardening."
How are Irish dancers immodest?
And why would you need an outfit to dance in? Just use what you have on. Geez, do you see Snowball the parrot wearing anything?
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[I'm always telling my girls that any clothing that shows their figure is wrong and God doesn't like it...]
God created us to be naked. I doubt he would really care if some woman wore a shirt skirt.
[I even find Irish dancing wrong, not in the dress code, but it the fact that it's not for God]
Not every song you listen to has to be about sucking god's dick every 10 seconds.
[so I don't care how much they beg and whine... no dance in this house...ever. ]
And you wonder why people say christians are not fun.
Well actually, being Catholic, most Irish dancers will cross themselves before going onto the platform to perform.
how much more christian do you want them to be?
Let me guess...you're a fundamentalist Baptist, right? They seem to have a fear of the female body much like you to the point of making women wear baggy dresses and banning dancing- even at weddings.
In other words, you're nuts.
Dancing is a natural expression that's been used for spiritual demonstration and freedom since before christ died on the cross. When and why was the rule made that everything we did had to be done for God?
This is the first move towards losing your children
I can't even imagine that. I danced for ten years and I only stopped because I injured myself. I loved it. I wasn't the best, but i wasn't bad and I miss it horribly. Ballet especially always made me feel so beautiful and liquid. I believe any confidence and grace i have today came from dance. It's certainly where my good posture comes from.
...Also no singing, Unless its about god. No sunlight, fresh air, or playing outside, because it celebrates the natural world, (the abode of Satan). No chores on the sabbath...you know your poor daughters will eventually butcher you in your sleep for being such a repressive, cocksucking asshole. At the very least, their already sneaking out at night to fuck vile, greasy perverts and people of color, (this behavior is, of course, intended to get back at you).
"Dancing in burka" gave 495 000 hits on Google...
If you want them to be obedient and modest, you have to make sure THEY want to be obedient and modest, or they will run away at the earliest possible opportunity.
Irish dancing is not for God? Ireland is one of the most religious countries in Europe. Or was; even they are becoming more and more secular.
Confused?
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