I'm only 30 years old and my husband is 37. We have so much to be thankful for, and we are. But we have both discussed that we are just ready to get out of this sinful, sad world. For years, I kept thinking things might get better. They just seem to keep getting worse.
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Dear BBC, East Grinstead, Friday. I feel I really must write and protest about that sketch. My husband, in common with a lot of people of his age, is fifty. For how long are we to put up with these things? Yours sincerely, E. B. Debenham (Mrs).
If it weren´t on RR one could think that it isn´t fundamentalist. Just suicidal.
Well, as Jesus won´t approach on a white horse and take them away, no matter how much they hope for it, they will have to live their life till its natural (or unnatural) end
Dear BBC,
I really must protest about the letter from Mrs E B Debenham of East Grinstead.
My husband watched that particular sketch and found it most stimulating - certainly worth the annual Licence Fee.
At this stage, I must point out that my husband has never associated with those sort of people, he has never dressed as an undertaker, even for charitable purposes, and has never kissed a squirrel.
yours sincerely
Rhonda Littlewood (Mrs)
None of this adds up. You want to leave this world so badly, and you think Jesus will destroy it when he comes back. But you whine so much that an Obama Presidency will destroy poor little America and shut down your precious little Rapture Ready. As far as you're concerned, so what if it does?
Man you fuckers are tragic. I'd almost feel sorry for you, if I wasn't aware that you and your ilk have made concentrated efforts to fuck up every democratic election you've ever been involved in.
Sincerely
Life is a bitch.
Ok, here is the plan:
1)Next sunday you put on big fur coat.
2)Load it with explosives.
3)Wait about half of the ceremony.
4)BOOM
ps: Boom with caps of fury means big explosion.
Dear BBC,
The Right-Honourable Judge Wickham Knickers
The notion of an Obama presidency is making you suicidal. Really? Really now?
Holy crap I can't wait for November 5. The lulz, she will be epic.
So, if Obama wins the election, and the Dems pick up seats in the House and pick up 60 seats in the Senate, will Rapture Ready pull a Heaven's Gate on us? Because that would be pretty awesome.
The op of the thread is puzzled that the USA is not mentioned in biblical prophecy, yet none of them seem to think "hang on a minute..."
This isn't as much Fundie as it is Fucking Sad, by my eyes.
While in the church, I've heard this sentiment echoed, but it was rarely out of a desire to go to Heaven faster and more because of the hopelessness and desperation that arises from poverty and broken promises that "God will provide for them", but it never comes through. So they keep on giving most of their incomes to the church in the hopes that God may provide for them, but all the pastors in such places are really doing is providing for themselves.
Chances are, most of the people who think this way are not completely lost in the Fundie Ocean, but are, like many others, searching for alternatives to taking a cocktail of pills just to stay afloat--which is completely understandable. But being caught up in Rapturemania doesn't really make things better, and in fact, can just make 'em worse.
At least you morons are married! Geez, do know how many people wish to have that but never do?
For God's sake, kill yourselves and take the rest of Ruptured Reality with you.
We won't miss you.
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Dear BBC,
Sgt. Major Cornwallis Forbisher III (Ret.)
I... I just can't imagine never seeing the world and everyone in it as anything other than disgusting, depressing, and worthless.
I used to be suicidal, and I very nearly killed myself a few times. And yet... my worldview was never so twisted as theirs.
How can you look at an entire planet full of amazing things and see nothing but sadness and sin?
@Alena:
They're insane. Truly, utterly insane. They are incapable of being happy except when they are most miserable. So, they see everything as ugly and twisted as they are, and imagine they are persecuted so they can feel the oppression they so masochistically desire.
It's sad, really. I pity them.
Dear BBC,
I must protest in the strongest possible terms about the number of letters in this thread purporting to be addressed to the BBC.
I would press the matter further, but the penguin on top of my TV has just exploded. I would clear up, but my hands are still covered in the lard I have been putting on the cat's boil. Jean Paul Sartre will be round for his tea in a few minutes and I'm completely out of spam.
This evening I shall be challenging a deadly anteater in mortal combat.
yours knowingly
Reginald Putey
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