Morman Temple Weddings are very private affairs. You should be thankful you are not invited to the "temple marriage". The couple has to copulate in front of the church elders. (Kind of difficult because they get their special underwear that they can not take off.)
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Hm, I don´t believe so,
they only get their special underwear for going on a mission voyage ;)
Sounds like he is joking about mormons :D
First, Obama is an Arab Muslim with plans to shut down RR; now, this. Are these people allergic to reality?
By the way, I have no interest in defending Mormonism, but I do care about truth and fairness.
And you know this, how?
I bet you have never been to a Mormon wedding. I have. It was almost exactly like any other Christain wedding.
And what are you talking about when you yark about "special underwear that they can not take off"? There is no such thing! You're deluded.
Hee. Snopes debunks a similar urban legend about Orthodox Jews:
http://www.snopes.com/religion/sheet.asp
As their introductory paragraph explains, people like to feel like their group is the best and that other groups have it much worse.
"The couple has to copulate in front of the church elders. (Kind of difficult because they get their special underwear that they can not take off.)"
Yeah? Well I've heard that True Christians eat babies at their weddings with boiled kitten for dessert.
See? I can make up baseless bullshit too.
His response to someone asking his source:
"read "The Maze of Mormanism" by Dr. Walter Martin."
Someone with an account should mention that Walter Martin does NOT hold a valid doctorate in ANYTHING and his works are all regarded as pure bullshit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Martin
[The couple has to copulate in front of the church elders.]
No, those would be the cults. The vast majority of mormons are just like everyone else. They just have a funny religion.
(Kind of difficult because they get their special underwear that they can not take off.)
And yet somehow, there are lots of Osmonds and Romneys, to name two well-known Mormon families, running around! FAIL.
As an atheist who was brought up Mormon, I can tell you that you're a fucking liar. No chance to repent, you're going to hell. If there only was a hell.... Oh, wait, the ruptured retards death cult. There is a hell. You are in it.
LIES! LIES AND SLANDER!
I know PLENTY of Mormons, and this just doesn't sound like something they would do. Try to give me jello with stuff in it, yes, but this? Nah.
Note that I said "Mormons". Not "Crazy Ass Fundie Mormons."
I would expect someone who happens to know exactly what takes place in a MormOn Temple Wedding would at least know how to fucking spell "Mormon".
And they don't have sex in front of the elders. I had a friend in high school whose parents were married in a Temple Sealing Ceremony. The only "mystical" thing that took place was that the bride was baptized in honor of her grandmother who had passed away not being baptized as a Latter-Day Saint.
As someone who is Mormon?
Dude's wrong on so many levels.
Probably got ahold of some low-grade anti-Mormon trash and is passing it on.
BTW,...
1. Once the couple is married, that's it. Nothing goes on in the temple beyond the couple changing back into street clothes and heading off to wherever.
2. The temple garments can indeed be removed.
"Sounds like he is joking about mormons "
Yeah is dose but you never know.
Like scientoligst if I told you what they belived in you would think I was joking too
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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