Europe is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
If you like Europe, you will lose your soul to be damned
So don't travel to Europe to save your soul.
Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
Europe is evil, travelling to Europe is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
Europe is HELL'S KITCHEN ! ! !
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I'm sorry, but I like "The Final Countdown" too much to stop being a fan of Europe.
I mean, come on, what's not to like?
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Nobody expects Hell's kitchen!!!
"And heretics and witches shall BURN ! "
I think some Europeans are Christians, I could be wrong though, but...I think some are...
Wow. They're not content with calling actions evil, they have to come up with places that are evil too!
Doesn't Genesis emphasize over and over that their God said the whole world was "very good?"
Ah, beautiful Europe. Home of, and originator of, the Eurovision Song Contest which has produced so many world famous stars.
Hhhhmmm...maybe I should agree with Brian Raab
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Neat! So what does that make me, Satan's Little Helper?
And by the way: do please take that advice. I don't want any fundies defiling the views in my city, thanks.
@#722592 scubajesus:
I arez monstahzs too. Rawr seconded!
Non-monstahzs people who iz from non-Europe, stay away from our continent/kitchen. We keeps our culturezs, our hellish fun and LOLs, our hellishly good cuisine, our nude beaches and rest of good stuff we monstahzs have ALL FOR US AND WE WON'T SHARE!
@Moondog:
Don't forget no visits to Rome, Corinth, Galatia (Anatolia), Philippi, Thessalonia, Colossae, Tarsus and all the other places their hero Paul visited or wrote to.
So that would make Russia Hell's Dining Room and Asia Hell's Living Room, and Africa Hell's Rumpus Room, and Australia would be what, the Bathroom, and North America the Master Bedroom and South America the Guest Bedroom? Oh and Madagascar can be the Gazebo and New Zealand the garage!
You should have your sinuses drained. I think your brain is marinating in snot.
Wow. Daredevil's beat just expanded by orders of magnitude.
Heads up, Matt. Get radioactive Superman blood spilled on you or something, you're gonna need superspeed.
Nonononono. Y'see, Hell's Kitchen is located at Evil Academy in the Netherworld. And the kitchen's ran by the friggin' best booming home ec teacher you'll ever meet.
... NOBODY IS GOING TO GET THIS JOKE.
Aw, boo hoo. Europe doesn't have as much fundies as us ay-mer-ee-cans do.
I actually do want to go to Europe someday. Blame me for being a britfag.
If there is one Western Country that is going through its own Middle ages it's the US. It hasn’t started yet. But if the hillbillies get their way (and it looks like it from here) the US will create its own Middle ages. Europe had to learn from their own Middle ages and two WW that extremism in religion, politics or otherwise is cultural and political suicide. You have to lose something before you can appreciate it.
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