[Folks, protect your irony meters.]
Stay away from this stuff, it powerful, it is more powerful then drugs to some people, and its growing in all directions. Wicca, yoga, crystals, new age garbage, Oprah. All religions of man, made up by man, to reach some kind of man made god, and we all know how useless a man made god is.
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I unplugged my irony meter in advance, and I thank you for the warning.
Oprah is now a religion? I'm sure she'll be pleased to learn you hold her in such high esteem. And you are a fucking idiot.
"All religions of man, made up by man, to reach some kind of man made god, and we all know how useless a man made god is."
No, I honestly don't think you do know.
*sad sigh*
So close, yet so far away....
Well, I'm glad you're aware of how useless gods are, but when did Oprah become god? I'm not a big fan of hers, but even she seems more useful then god!
NOW! that is irony! ;D
(makes two thumbs up)
More powerful than drugs?
Damn, why didn't anyone say so sooner.
Half a pound of Yoga, an eigth of Wicca and two packs of Rizla please
"All religions of man, made up by man, to reach some kind of man made god, and we all know how useless a man made god is."
All belief in a sky wizard is man made...
"Wicca, yoga, crystals, new age garbage, Oprah. All religions of man, made up by man, to reach some kind of man made god, and we all know how useless a man made god is.
Oprah is a religion now?
Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things, damn it!
All religions of man, made up by man, to reach some kind of man made god, and we all know how useless a man made god is.
Not even useless but often dangerous. Look at the largest 2 of these religions, Christianity and Islam. In the name of these 2 religions more poeple have been killed than, for example, in the name of atheism ;)
Even today there are people which are so in the grip of this religion that they want their state to obey the rules of their religion or cannot wait for their man made god to come and destroy mankind ;)
But that´s something you probably know, concerning the location where you posted your text ;)
In the words of Professor Farnsworth:
"Oh, if only he had joined a mainstream religion! Like Oprah-ism! Or Voodoo!
"We all know how useless a man made God is"
Yes, we certainly do, and that's why many of us left your churches and came into fellowship at FSTDT. Join us. We have cookies.
W-What...? Oprah?! (on a side note, you dare take my Tarot Cards, Crystals and even my candles...., I will hunt you down and forcefully get them back)
"and we all know how useless a man made god is"
...so instead there are Goddesses .
Bastet. Sekhmet. Eris. Haruhi Suzumiya. Amaterasu/Kwannon, and Diana/Artemis. Speaking of the latter...:
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...Celestia & Luna.
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Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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