This may sound nothing more than a mere coincidence, but...
Remember the '98 movie "Deep Impact"-the entire world was being threatened by a catostrophic asteroid, and the US President was an AFRICAN-AMERICAN. You know what happened at the end...
Fast forward to '08...
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In 24, America is freakig awesome, te president is African-American.
And doesn't this just PROVE the fact that these raptards are just deliberately grasping onto fiction?
Remember the '98 movie "Deep Impact"-the entire world was being threatened by a catostrophic asteroid, and the US President was an AFRICAN-AMERICAN. You know what happened at the end...
Don't forget Deep Space Nine! A n***** was in charge and they wound up fighting a war! Hell! In Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home a lady porch monkey was captain of the U.S.S. Saratoga, and her ship was left floating adrift. When will America wake up and receive the message of darkie-caution that Hollywood has been sending us?
Remember the '80 movie "Superman II"-the entire world was being threatened by three criminals that had been previously banished from Krypton, and the US President was a WHITE-AMERICAN. You know what happened at the end... but this time, Christopher Reeve is dead.
Fast forward to '04
Oh wait... I guess global destruction is pretty much closer than we'd like to admit... and we can blame that on our white president.
"Remember the '98 movie "Deep Impact"-the entire world was being threatened by a catostrophic asteroid, and the US President was an AFRICAN-AMERICAN. You know what happened at the end..."
Lets see, the plan concieved by scientists was approved by Morgan Freeman. Sure it wasn't a 100% sucsess, but the human race survived. In fact they were rebuilding Washington at the end. I'd say it ended pretty good. I'll also point out the president was an old white guy in Armageddon, yet New York was trashed, and paris wiped off the face of the earth. How bout that huh? Seems like space debris doesn't care about the color of a guys skin, unlike the bigoted assholes at RR.
@ Nate!: AMEN TO THAT.
Also, my namesake, another black person, saved the world, but none of you will remember that. kthanxbai.
As long as we're bringing pop culture into this--and I think it's great that you don't let your fundyism keep you away from pop culture--how about that first season of 24, where it was Kiefer Sutherland's job to protect a black senator who was the Democratic presidential nominee from assassination attempts?
Oh!
I doubt that you didn't see The Crow.
It was funny movie in a way... god had some sense of justice.
And secondly love ruled.
But it contradicts in your little man centered universum.
Ps: why do these guys never profetise something nice?
Morgan Freeman could kick Obama's ass. And, yes, I voted for him anyway. That said...stfu, it's a movie!
This may sound nothing more than a mere coincidence, but...
Remember the '64 film "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"-the entire world was being threatened by nuclear annihilation, and the US President was a CAUCASIAN AMERICAN. You know what happened at the end...
Fast forward to '08...
That's not even "mere coincidence", seeing as there aren't any asteroids that are about to crash into Earth.
What IS coincidence, however, is that Deep Impact happened to come out at the same time as Armageddon -- what does your natural proclivity to find patterns where there are none make of that one?
Or, hey, remember Independence Day? Where the president was white? Holy crap, and there's a white man running for office right now! Clearly this means that the US is about to be invaded by space aliens! Of course, there was also a white president in Armageddon... perhaps a giant asteroid with aliens living on it is heading to earth?
Yeah. Mere coincidence. Wasn't there a black president on West Wing, too?
Also, there's a black president in one of my stories, and part of it involves how she (GASP!!) deals with the crisis of an Elder God reunion tour. Does that mean Great Cthulhu will rise from the oceans? Is this a strange aeon, where even death will die? Are the stars finally right?
And in Revenge of the Sith, Mace Windu is played by a black man. So obviously, this means that Obama is a complete badass with a purple laser sword who's going to have a titanic duel to the death with the most evil Dark Lord who ever lived.
This may sound nothing more than a mere coincidence, but...
Remember the '68 movie "Night of the Living Dead" - the entire world was being threatened by a catostrophic virus from a crashed sattelite, and the US President was a WHITE GUY. You know what happened at the end...
<b>Also, my namesake, another black person, saved the world, but none of you will remember that. kthanxbai.</b>
Of course not. Because it never happened. Because she made it never happen.
I hate time travel sometimes.
"Wait, what? Black people are asteroid magnets? "
Only if they're president (of the USA). Something to do with the wiring in the White House.
And, yes, it does seem that fundies do have difficulty separating fact from fiction. I'm reminded of the Thermians from 'Galaxy Quest'.
Ryushikaze wrote:
"Of course not. Because it never happened. Because she made it never happen.
I hate time travel sometimes."
Don't worry, she'll have plenty more chances as a member of Torchwood.
@Thinking Allowed
That must have been the week he was on vacation while Bruce was running the show. A couple days in Tibet, a few days as President of the US fending off asteroids, and then back to mopping the floors at Godcorp.
This was already posted in FSTDT a while ago.
Anyway, I haven't seen Deep Impact, but knowing what it's about, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the African-American president plays a role in saving the world? Ergo, Obama will save the world in '08... which is a bad thing? Or something?
AND don't forget the NASA probe that went to probe the inside of a comet to find out what was in there as leftovers from the beginning of the Solar System. What was that mission called? DEEP IMPACT!!! ZOMG! Now, there's proof we're in for another catastrophic comet collision, just like the K-T mass extinction event. If you see it in a movie or on TV, you know it's gotta be true. I've known that since I was about four.
Anyone remember that game "Perfect Dark"?
It had a Black President also, who strangely ALSO sounded like Obama.
Watch out for Skedar!
@BeebleBrox
Might want to check your Trek knowledge there. Yes, they were fighting a war, but it was entirely caused by alien aggression. Sisko did a terrific job managing the fight and ended up actually winning that war, if I recall. Did a heck of a lot better than I'd expect you would.
Confused?
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