Christians and Athiest will you please tell me if this was a good comeback ?
I was in a debate with a nonbeliever and he told me that reality didn't agree with the Bible.
I told if that if that was true than reality should take a hike.
He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ?
Answer : No, because the bible is reality.
1Cr 1:18 I know very well how foolish the message of the cross sounds to those who are on the road to destruction. But we who are being saved recognize this message as the very power of God.
1Cr 1:27 Instead, God deliberately chose things the world considers foolish in order to shame those who think they are wise. And he chose those who are powerless to shame those who are powerful.
1Cr 2:14 But people who aren't Christians can't understand these truths from God's Spirit. It all sounds foolish to them because only those who have the Spirit can understand what the Spirit means.
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"He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ?"
No, it's because once someone says "reality can take a hike" there's not much more that can be said.
"I told if that if that was true than reality should take a hike.
He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ?"
You just told him you don't believe in reality. He probably figured you would'nt notice if he quit wasting his time
Ah, AV1611. The man reality forgot.
Must be nice to live in your own little world, void of facts and dissenting views.
But most of us prefer not to live with our heads in the sand.
No, because saying "reality can take a hike" is like shooting yourself in the foot with an artilary piece. The argument could not continue because in order to engage in a debate, both participants must base their arguements on reality. You declined to do so, and thus lost the debate.
He probablly stopped posting because he knows better than trying to argue with such a dogmatic person.
For the record, another person who makes God look like he's playing a sadistic game.
Allow me to create a similar scenario:
Suzy "The sky is red."
Sane person "No, the lenses in your glasses are red."
Suzy "OR MAYBE IM RIGHT AND YOU'RE JUST WEARING SKY-COLORED GLASSES!"
now, can you point out which one is right and which one is batshit insane?
Wow, so neophyte fundies are picking up "the best" of RR and other fundie sites and FSTDT and thinking that's *good* material to build arguments from.
O ye beginning Loony-Lanters: Please consider the absurdity of this stuff right now and quit while there's still a chance for you to become normal human beings!
I was in a debate with a nonbeliever and he told me that reality didn't agree with the Bible.
I told if that if that was true than reality should take a hike.
He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ?
Social antennae retracted, eh?
Sweet Suzy, suppose you came across a man dressed in a wizard's cloak and hat, waving a stick like a magic wand and shouting "Abra Kastabya" (or whatever) at passers-by.
You: What are you doing.
Him: Practising my spells, He Who Must Not Be Named is on the loose!
You: Who who must not be what?
Him: (whispers) Lord Voldemort!
You: Sorry, no wiser.
Him: You know, from the Harry Potter books!
You: Well I've never read them, obviously, but they're just stories.
Him: No, they're real. I'm a wizard, so I know.
You: But JK somebody made them up, she wrote the books.
Him: Based on actual events, yes. (points stick) Silencio!
You: But the stuff in that book didn't happen.
Him: (shakes stick quizzically) You mean, you didn't hear about it. Perhaps you should get out more?
You: But the places in those books don't exist, and there haven't been unexplained explosions, dragon sightings, mysterious causeless deaths, etc.
Him: Ha! So you have read them! (points again) Disrobium!
You: (blushes) Um, only to see if they were suitable.
Him: Diptera hispania! Seperatus pedium! Er... Puttus outus?
You: You see? There's no such thing as magic.
Him: Of course there is, it's just a cheap wand. I knew I should have coughed up for the phoenix feather one!
You: How can you believe something so at odds with reality?
Him: If reality doesn't agree with Harry Potter , reality can take a hike!
You: (speechless)
Now, is the man with the floppy hat and the twig behaving rationally? (Answers to be no more than 1 word long.)
"He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ?"
No, it was because you showed him you were so retarded you don't understand the meaning of the english words you were using to talk.
wait a minute, just wait a minute. "He stopped responding after that . Was it because i won ? Answer : No, because the bible is reality." so you won, but you didn't? could someone please tell me why fundies continue to talk, out loud?????
I laughed so hard, I snotted logic right out my nose. I had to, because if I didn't, my brain would have exploded from the pressure.
If he stopped responding, it's most likely because he was too gobsmacked by the sudden influx of retard he was facing while talking to you.
As for reality taking a hike, it certainly seems like you've abandoned it.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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