Part I:
Fundie: But-but-but, you TOLD me that my religion was right!
God: Really?
Fundie: Yes, in the bible, with the pixies and unicorns.
God: Did you try actually learning any other religions and possibly trying to learn about me from soemthing other than a pathetically old and corrupted book that humans wrote?
Fundie: Uh-uh, you MUST be the devil, the bible is right!
God: -_- Myself! You must be stupider than any other human I have ever met, I think I'll just leave you outside...
Part II:
Muslim extremist: But-but-but... According to the Quran we were supposed to blow up that place!
God: Did you try actually learning to read before attempting to look at the Quran?
Muslim extremist: Uh-uh... No...
God: And do you have any concept of what context means?
Muslims extremist: Wha?
God: I'll take that as a no...
Part III:
Crusader: But-but-but... I took Jerusalem so we could worship Jesus!
God: But you're supposed to be worshipping me I created you!
Crusader: But John told us we should worship Jesus!
God: So you'd rather listen to a human than you're creator?
Crusader: Uh-uh...
God: I'll take that as a yes, sometimes I wish those muslims that I sent to control the holy land didn't kill you, I really don't need to deal with this crap from my accidental experiment...